Intro To X

Claire, Tammy, and Brad gather around microphones and record commentary about their dealings with the Millennium Episodes 2x21”Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me”

It's time for the first X-Files movie. Matt joins us to discuss bees, herda hada yokel kids, and the proper etiquette for borrowing a friend's clothing. We learn that if you forget the mythology up to this point and ignore the definitions of words it makes much more sense. We also have the greatest theme tune ever, a special surprise visit via explanatory monologue, and the reading of the contest winning fanfic.

Dan and Mike join us for the season five finale 5x20 "The End" in which a chess-playing telepath from the Philippines is revealed to be the key to ALL of the X-Files. How is this possible? No Clue. I'm SURE we'll find out in the movie. Check n' Spender are back in the mix and being completely wasted. Millennium 2x20 "A Room With No View" is horrifically terrifying and amazing.

Matt and Mel join us to discuss 5x19 “Folie à Deux” a super bonkers ep about secret bug bosses and the humans that decide to try and assassinate them. We also learn about Teliko's party planning and question the logistics of this office layout. Millennium 2x19 Anamnesis dives deep into wacky religious Dan Brown territory.

Pretender expert-by-relation Nutty, Matt, and stowaway Mel join us to discuss the instantly forgettable 5x18 "The Pine Bluff Variant" in which Stingray tricks Mulder into going undercover to infiltrate a domestic terrorist organization that is actually the government. We also discuss the heartbreaking Millennium 2x18 "In Arcadia Ego."

Emmy and Ina join us for 5x17 "All Souls" in which half-human deformed angel babies are viciously murdered by the most ridiculous CGI angel ever and Scully remembers she had a kid for a minute. In Millennium 2x17 "Siren" Frank is offered the chance to make a deal with a Japanese sea monster.

Heidi and Matt are here to discuss the lackluster Episode 5x16 "Mind's Eye" Claire has all the blind facts and Lili Taylor got hazard pay for the chip she had to carry on her character's shoulder. The Millennium Group defeats the Nazis who were clearly never known for their subtlety in 2x16 "Roosters".

Chris Joins for 5x15 "Travelers" an episode with all the trappings of boring fanfiction and the lamest unnecessary explanation for why they are called "X-Files" imaginable. An epic West Side Story Battle between Owls and Roosters begins on Millennium 2x15 "Owls".

Happy Holidayzzz. It's sequel to the most cherished of mutant snowman serial killer classics! Jack Frost ventures to the Bahamas to get his revenge on Sheriff Sam and some super questionable stereotypes. But who's the real monster the killer mutant snowman OR Captain Fun?

A second part of a two-parter that doesn't completely fall apart? Evangeline joins us for 5x14 "The Red and the Black" There's a vague ill-defined war going on between alien factions. Scully acts like a real Mulder-dummy and has regression hypnosis before having sense talked into her by Jeffrey Spender, American Hero and future half of the hottest new buddy cop show. Frank uses his Dragon powers to catch sin eater/urban legend dream catcher in Millennium 2x14 "The Pest House"