Mike and Bob join us for 5x03 “Unusual Suspects” It's the Lone Gunmen origin story that you never wanted with the Richard Beltzer crossover appearance that this show doesn't deserve. Also we discuss Millennium 2x03 “Sense and Antisense"

Jason and Matt join us for Redux Part 2 the final part of a three part... epic? Bill Scully Jr. remains the worst. We uncover the questionable dental coverage for the Elders and we repeatedly drag a reluctant Claire back to Scully's Room. Meanwhile Sheriff Frank fights evil man-eating canines in Bucksnort for Millennium 2x02 “Beware The Dogs”

We're here in season five! If you love long rambling monologues and the high stakes drama of walking down hallways and attempting to open doors this is the episode for you. Moira endures this massive snooze fest with us and brings a grip of (hopefully true) fun facts. Millennium is back and amazing Brad and Tammy peel back the veils of dvd bonus features to explain the magical basis for the real life Millennium Group.

It's the season four finale and we've never been closer to the truth. Alirio (and sometimes Artie) join us to talk about 4x24 – Gethesemane. There's a terrible dinner party and an almost completely useless slide show fighting for Scully's attention. Also Mulder shoots himself in the head! We prepare our salad bowls for season 5.

Evangeline is invited to our Thomas Kincaid Christmas Cottage for 4x23 "Demons"

Mulder falls down a K-hole and gets shocking flashbacks of things we all already knew. Millennium 1x22 "Paper Dove" is an awesomely creepy season one finale that makes up for a lack of Detective Sandwich with a woman showcasing the most ridiculous accent ever.

Heidi is here to help us get through 4x22 "Elegy" an episode that makes up for it's lack of coherency with a surplus of goofy Unsolved Mysteries CGI ghosts and Millennium somehow finds yet even more Demons/Devils in 1x21 "Maranatha".

Josh joins us and brings the gift of Introtox Bingo (Future guests take note of the gift giving *hint* *hint*) as we discuss 4x21 Zero Sum. The Stingray is doing what he does best... BEING A SUPER BADASS! Also those alien-harming bees are back to make no sense whatsoever. Millennium 1x20 "Broken World" does it's terrifyingly creepy version of "Equus"/"Hannibal" and we are all scarred by it.

Mike joins us to discuss 4x20 "Small Potatoes" in which Mulder is forced to face the fact he has the personality of damp cardboard after a grip of monster-tail-garbage-rape-babies are born in West Virginia leading them to the least ambitious shapeshifter ever. And we learn that Millennium two-parters are not that different from X-Files two-parters in the flummoxing 1x19 "Powers, Principalities, Thrones and Dominions"

Moira is here to chill with us for 4x19 "Synchrony" in which a grumpy old time traveler goes on a surprisingly spry killing spree whilst trying to avoid bursting into flames. In a shocking episode Millennium 1x18 “Lamentation” keeps us on the edge of our seats and we give a sigh of relief that perennial everyman Detective Sandwich/KimmyGibblerHaus is ok.

It's 4x18 "Max" Scully kills Pendrell and Mulder hops on a plane with a radioactive superstructure and a man that should really invest in a new pair of pants. The creepiest Millennium opening ever leads to a less than stellar ending in 1x17 "Walkabout".