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Trigger Warning for mentions of Beavis and Butthead: Will joins us to discuss "Tunguska" Krycek is back and bruised (repeatedly) and everybody wants to bang it out. Seriously. Everybody. Millennium presents a really really good episode of Law and Order Special Victims Unit with all the incest.

Ya know that shadowy unnamed villain? How would you like to know all of his secrets? OR what if we waste over 44 min of your life by giving you a ton of garbage that in no way matches up with the show you've been watching up to this point? Better yet let's try and force you to sympathize with him whilst hijacking the murders of actual humans for our shitty TV show. It's ok we're baby-boomers we own history and can exploit tragedy for commercial tat all we want! P.S. If you don't like it it doesn't even matter #Loophole #FuckYou Chris joins us to discuss "Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man" and the Millennium episode "Blood Relatives"

Steph helps us wade through the muck and mire as we discuss 'Sanguinarium.' If you like incomprehensible plotting and a complete disregard for the basics of logic this ep has your name written all over it! (Most likely in crime scene blood or spelled out in random chunks of gore)

And, unfortunately, Millennium finally stumbles.

Matt joins us as we discuss the hilarious pile of garbage/Kristen Cloke demo tape "The Field Where I Died." Mulder is sacrificing multiple lives in order to try and out-crazy a crazy person whilst pouting his way through a baffling hour of television seemingly made by humans for other humans. Also Millennium continues to be amazing.

West join us for a super creepy episode in which Scully has been kidnapped, again. Mulder's genie is also in full effect running around and weaving an absolutely insane and wholly impenetrable plot about future-predicting/empathic photographs. Meanwhile Frank Black is stopping the least popular delivery service EVER.

Matt stops by to help us despise, hamburgle, and oscillate between shock and amusement on the subject of 'Teliko' the least racist racist episode of X-Files. Meanwhile an old friend returns in 'Dead Letters' when Pennywise comes to Millennium (and doesn't kill the wife and/or daughter, yet).

Guys if you've been waiting for an actually scary episode this is it! DJ_J-Pope_Jonny_Jon_Jon rolls out from his hidey hole to discuss the creepo monster episode 'Home'. Where the monsters are monsters and the police are shockingly incompetent. Millennium descends into full-on Chris Carter dialogue and somehow the wife and daughter are still alive.

Dave joins us as we kick-off season four if you love word association and/or suffer from insomnia this is the episode for you! We also announce our 'Introgram X' Contest and talk about the super creepy pilot of Millenium.

Do you like super exciting groundbreaking game-changer season finales? , Maybe it's time to branch out and try this episode instead. Steph and Kim join in to discuss Talitha Cumi. It's a mythology episode in which a family member's life is in danger. Now with even more unnecessary fight scenes, unnecessary lamp breaking, and a truly unnecessary lack of Little Traveler.

In this episode we learn about the hard physical evidence of The Men in Black, the escapades of a larger than life hero, the ghostly antics at the General Wayne's Inn, a lost mob treasure, Guardian's Canadian UFO, the heartwarming 200th mystery solved, a missing heir to a vast estate, and Omar's creepy arsonist pal.