Intro To X

DJ Johnny Jon J Jonathon is here to blow our minds as we discuss 'Wetwired' an episode in which Scully goes so cuckoo banana cakes crazy that she could be mistaken for Mulder. We also learn about Mulder's sudden onset color-blindness and the evils of The Little Traveler.

Mel and Matt join us as we continue to define words and explain the bare basics of logic and semi-critical thinking. Meanwhile Mulder chases a lake monster (seriously) and Scully transfers her daddy issues to Mulder after a bad week with Stingray. Brad almost has a stroke. Repeatedly.

Alirio joins us as we talk about the acting chop laden Stingray episode "Avatar", in which Scully learns some shocking truths about her one true love and has to reevaluate her entire life. Make sure to stick around/wake up for the end of the feedback segment to experience true terror as we delve into the mind of a sexually naive denizen of the most awkward corner of the internet circa 1999.

It's time for a Mitch Pileggi party as we watch the insanely wacky 80's Wes Craven romp "Shocker". Check you perimeter and your fake tree and get ready for a truly bonkers horror movie featuring the Stingray. We don't quite know what happened at the end, but it was definitely awesome.

Ina joins us at our favorite sweet potato pie restaurant to discuss Darin Morgan's final episode 'José Chung's From Outer Space.' This ep has the greatest cast ever and enough plot to fill all three kitchen sinks that are wedged into it. It's wackier than the actual thoughts going through Jesse Ventura's head at any given time.

Fire up the panpipes of xenophobia, Mulder and Scully are headed to Chinatown, where Lo Pan and his army of Jabbawockeez rule the night and fill its citizens with dread….and frogs. Also, Glen Chao: Undead Detective turns out to be a failed backdoor pilot for FOX, Mulder (as well as the rest of the audience) tries desperately to find a reason for them to be there without shooting someone and Scully sighs disgustedly.

The jellicle moon is shining bright as Mike joins us to talk about "Teso dos Bichos" It's a nebulous tale of Ghost Were-Jaguars/Rats/Cats that makes even less sense as we discuss it.

Hooray! Evangeline joins us to discuss 'Pusher,' the first competently written episode in some time. We are reunited with one of our favorite actors ever and The Stingray is revealed to have superpowers.

Paul Maki is here, along with some other interlopers, to help us uncover the secret of the ooze 8 levels underground as we discuss 'Apocrypha'. Scully and Stingray's secret liaisons are further illuminated, Krycek vomits up his oily alien buddy, and we realize that this entire series is predicated on a series of bumbling lackeys.

Krycek is back, The Stingray is down, and there's an old man babbling an incoherent Chris Carter monologue. Moira visits as we navigate a lot of flashbacks and some truly industrious black oil in the beginning of another two-parter 'Piper Maru'.