Watch out there's Were-Goyles running amok, or something. We have no clue what the hell is going on but it's full of shenanigans. Zoe helps us decipher "Grotesque" in which Mulder and his former lover fight over investigation vs reading about gargoyles whilst going insane.

In this cuckoo-bananas episode, Des (and West) join us as we watch Syzygy in which Chris Carter does his best Darren Morgan impersonation. The stars and planets align with a specific town that is a vortex of some sort of generic non-specific energy resulting in two girls getting evil super powers or some such nonsense and everyone else in the town being equally psychotic. Also we meet the best extra ever!

COCKROACHES!!! PANIC!! PANIC!! Also, Chris from the UK stops by.

Oy. Matt joins us as we scrape the bottom of the bucket and watch the dismal torture ride labeled “Revelations” in which it is revealed that Scully is just as horrifically awful as Mulder and Mulder is a douche in all situations.

Bob hops into our train-car of plot convenience as we race through a discussion of "731" Which is roughly the number of different shadowy secret mystery people organizations that are holding back the generically labelled "Truth".

In this charming holiday tale a serial killer dies, comes back as a snowman, and wreacks havoc on the town of Snowmonton OR a town of maniac serial killers led by a sociopathic child king attempt to evade the revenge of a man turned into a mutant by their handiwork.

If you like creepy ladies rocking the worst fashions OR completely unnecessary boat scenes: This is the episode for you! Nutty helps us stay awake through Nisei an episode that should be interesting on paper but is just a strained labyrinth of plodding set up.

Will helps us navigate “Oubliette” a super creepy episode made creepier by Mulder's constant attempts to bang the adult analog for his sister. Scully is over these whiny sadsack kidnap victims and Tammy is hulking out with rage at Spooky Acting Chops Mulder.

Matt joins us as we discuss "The Walk" in which a government sanctioned murderer is upset when he loses his arms and legs whilst doing the job of being a government sanctioned murderer so he somehow develops the useful ability to leave his body and kill random co-workers. Mulder and Scully watch more-or-less.

In this episode debriefing, Screename: DJ_J-Pope_Jonny_Jon_Jon joins us in our online internet chatroom to chat about a guy that sucks the fat out of lame sadsacks that are probably better off as a pile of melted sludge. Everyone tries to keep their breakfasts down for "2Shy" a super gross episode featuring the worst landlord ever.