Matt and Scribbles the Stowaway Clown join us to puzzle out 'The Calusari', bad parenting,

and ugly children. Is it the Devil, Hitler, a possession, or a dead shadow twin? The answer is, yeah, sure! Why not?

Chris transmats in to discuss 'Humbug' wherein we encounter the most terrifying monster ever to appear on X-Files: Jim Rose. Claire attempts to drive Tammy insane via Entomophagy and Darrin Morgan flips the script in Chris Carterland.

Ah ah Ah ah, Mike joins us as we marvel at Død Kalm and the most ridiculous makeup ever.

This is an episode about bad acting choices and even worse beverage choices. It's just like the Philadelphia Experiment except people are turning into old salt pillars with young hair. What the hell is happening?

Alex drops by with animal facts aplenty as we discuss 'Fearful Symmetry' The spiritual story of an unnatural love triangle, some invisible beasts, and meddling aliens with really shoddy gps.

Ina chills with us as we talk about the conclusion to last week's cliffhanger 'End Game' for Fox Mulder and the birth of one of the coolest super-villains ever. Skinner is a super badass and there is much confusion over clones, aliens, and apparently retro-viruses, (yikes)

Moira and Davis join us for the episode 'Colony' AKA wacky phone tag. Abortion providing alien community theatre actors are being turned into shoe killing slime and the only people that can stop it are Scully and Mulder, well at least they try. Also, maybe Samantha is back...?

Paul Maki climbs out of the freezer room to talk with us about the reign of Colonel Tiny Eyes, Voodoo, and everyone's favorite french fry loving were-cat ghost: Chester Bonaparte. Also we learn all about the difference between fresh new rubies and old worn out rubies and how to use description to make your writing pop!

April visits to talk about Die Hand Die Verletzt. If you enjoy sky toads, monster snakes, and lackadaisical devil worshipers being thwarted by the devil's elaborate murder tricks this might be an episode for you to watch. Also the 'Mulder's magic genie' theory gains traction.

Zoe takes time away from her hair and fingernail collections to join us as we talk about 'Irresistible' The creepometers are off the charts as we learn all about Skip's replacement Donny Pfaster through a series of expositional monologues that seem to stretch reality around their gravitational pull.

We welcome Heidi to discuss 'Aubrey' -The most bonkers episode ever. A Woman loses all bodily autonomy because her grandfather was a rashy rapist and then she made the mistake of partaking in sexual conduct out of wedlock at some point in her mid-to-late 30s. You've come a long way, baby!