Intro To X

If there's somethin' strange in your old folks home

Who ya gonna call?

A somewhat indifferent-to the plight of rape victims FBI profiler and an ill-defined doctor of forensic pathology/whatever is convenient!

I ain't afraid o' rape ghost.

As Mulder and Scully eat ribs and hang out with a weirdo vegan cult a super creepy child predator uncovers the massive conspiracy that was so big and secret and close to the truth that it killed Deep Throat. Also a plane falls out of the sky.

Jonathon Pope visits as we watch 'Firewalker'. Again nature plots to destroy humanity but this time with unnecessarily improbable silicon-based fungal throat-boners. Mulder and Scully are back in action bringing death and unsatisfying conclusions and extraneous dead bodies in their wake!

Dan joins us as we discuss “One Breath” Scully is back, kind of, there's a lot of bonkers boat antics, secret creepo angel kisses, and the lamest choker ever. Also we some serious hand work from Master Thespian David Duchovny .

Alirio joins us as well as Tammy and Dan radioing in from their vacation to explain this choose-your-own-adventure of random plotting. If you've ever wanted to watch David Duchovny have a weird gross make out scene with his girlfriend in an episode that makes no sense at all THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!

In this full service episode Mel, joins us to talk about the most awesome mountain grill ever created, the fattening properties of alien desert technology, intricate numerological findings, not-so-exciting cable car action scenes, and the dash-cam video travel-time logic puzzles.

Yo Zombie Fly Girls and Guys, thanks to Robin's antics we are here to bring another super special bonus episode. He's been to Jenifer Aniston's House, Houdini's Tree, Vegas, and Space and now the Leprechaun is in the Hood. Matt, Mel, and Alex join us to spread a positive message about flute wielding, arthritic handed, tiny people.

Bob is here to talk Duane Barry. Duane Barry is in a world of trouble and not even Duane Barry, armed with all the Stravel brochures in the world can get Duane Barry out of this one. Also Muldoor loses at fashion, repeatedly.

Des pops in to talk about 'Sleepless' and Mulder's super-shifty new pal Krycek. Candyman is playing Freddy Kruger Dream Warrior Games and things are more dangerous now than ever before, again. This is only the beginning, but for real this time.

Here’s a bonus episode that you can enjoy while you are celebrating either being a mom or having one or just knowing one. It’s a special little movie that is in no way a dark allegory for child abuse. It’s wacky! It’s totally 80s! It’s got Dan Aykroyd, Kim Basinger, Jon Lovitz and teensy weensy Willow and Oz! It takes comedy and smashes it over the head with a gigantic dum-dum hammer, pounding it into the ground until there’s nothing left but rubble only Mulder would look over. It also has a magic handbag with a one-eyed phallus in it that talks.