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Happy Cinco de Mayo! Silent co-host Kim unmutes again as we talk about the wackiness that is 'Blood' whilst raising our Blood Alcohol Content by playing an introtox drinking game! It's a super awesome episode so grab some booze and play along if you want to test the amazing recuperative power of the human liver!

Official Introtox Drinking Game Rules

Shot

- Puns / jokes by Robin nobody laughs at

- Any mention of ramjack

- If Man is standing in front of screen appears in Claires DVD menu screen.

- Any time I have to say shut up Robin.

- If we reach 10 pieces of feedback.

- If any voicemail feedback goes over the 5 minute mark

Drink

- Going forward and back

- Puns / jokes by robin

- If there is a connection to Leprachauns, in the hood.

- If Robin tries to justify x-files logic.

- If Brad then corrects Robin with actual logic.

- If we offer up an alternate ending.

- Every time a “fun fact” is brought up about Chris Carter

- Every time we discuss an electronic item getting smashed (as we will be smashed, lame joke)

Be warned: shit is gonna get crazy. Don't drive or operate heavy machinery whilst playing along. Maybe lock your phone up and send the kids to grandma's house too.

This may just be the best worst episode yet. It is disgusting, horrifying, and pumped full of completely unsanitary conditions that may cause you to just set yourself on fire because your life is over. Then again, one of the hosts may be totally smitten. Oh Flukey, you charming worm-humanoid-radioactive goo-thing, you are the apple of someone's eye, if that apple wasn't an apple and was actually raw sewage. And, friends, we'll warn you right now, the puns get a little out of control this week.

Oh dios mío! We are finally into Season 2 and it's like we just started a new show! Should this have been the pilot? Tammy thought so! Meanwhile, Claire is seeing leprechauns, Robin is lashing out irrationally, and our guest Dave provides a very detailed 60 second(?) recap! Also, in the field report section, a mad Russian visits Canada and Mel is feeling a little green herself! Brad is on special assignment in Puerto Rico with B-BURT for he is the master of the pew pew noises.

After surviving the first season of X-files we decided to take a look at the Clown behind it all and watch Stephen King's "IT". A film based on an equally insane novel. Join us in our celebration of Pennywise and find out who is more easily frightened Robin or a 7yr old girl.

We did it! We're heroes! It's the season finale and our silent co-host Kim is finally allowed to speak as we discuss 'The Erlenmeyer Flask.' There's murder, monkey shiners, inept intelligent-design spouting geneticists, and jar babies! It's a pretty wacky ride. Make sure you stick around to listen to the reading of the fan fiction contest winner at the end of the episode.

Dare gets the unenviable task of joining us to talk about Roland. It's an episode, and we can all agree to that fact. Hey, remember in the last episode where an innocent person is possessed by a blood-thirsty spirit hell-bent on revenge? This is like that, only somehow less sensible and more offensive in a myriad of ways. We also announce our contest winner! Hurrah for silver linings!

As Baywatch Nights week winds down Robin and Tammy were supes jealous they didn't get to do a commentary so we remedied that. Here's another wacky little chestnut bonus commentary track for the awesome episode of Baywatch Nights "Ascension" Melanoma watch begins now!

On an early Monday morning Claire called me up and I inadvertantly recorded it. So here ya go It's a bonus commentary track for the awesome episode of Baywatch Nights "Curse of the Mirrored Box" Annie are you ok? Are you ok, Annie?

Grab your baseball bat and oversized shorts, Alirio enters the circle as we discuss the prequel to Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode of Baywatch Nights “The Circle of Fear.” We discuss Ryan's drawer-o-loose-knives, Teague's questionable gardening tactics, and meet poor confused (and somewhat racist) Katy. Will Dr. David Hasselhoff be able to send the demons back to hell? The only thing we're sure of is The Nights will never be the same!

Unfortunately Tammy is dead, but luckily she is possessing/reincarnated as Matt he/they join our guest Des as we are forced to endure the episode "Born Again."Thrill as Mulder and Scully bust a reincarnation or possession or poltergeist or whatever the fuck sort of nonsense is happening, and by bust I mean watch. Luckily our crazy dope asses have gizoogle ta entertain us.