Intro To X

Colleen joins us to unleash all the X-Files Facts as we learn about some super creepy little girls and the convenient plot devices that they thrive in. Luckily in the end we can all agree that Mulder is a huge loser and Robin's inner child takes a crowbar to the skull. Now with 800% more unnecessary exposition! That's value for your podcasting dollar.

Amberlee joins us as we have discuss “Fallen Angel” Mulder ruins Scully’s weekend by blindly following the advice of a creeper he met in a bathroom. There’s a crotch attacking ghost predator and a spazzy nerdlinger that can afford top tier spying equipment but can’t afford a sensible haircut or a decent apartment. It’s a straight up party.

Alex joins us from the road as we discuss the wackiness of Ghost-Martians telling us what to do via crazy old former astronauts. We question the lack of chain of command and a lot of other things in this less than spectacular episode. How soon is too soon to exploit a tragedy for a TV show? Sorry for some occasional less than ideal audio issues.

Wowey-wow! Blast off for Mars, with Santa and a pair of Earth kids! Science-Fun-Fiction at its height! SEE: The Martians Kidnap Santa from his loveless marriage at his mediocre booze soaked North Pole workshop! THRILL: As passive-aggressive Earth kids meet Martian kids! QUESTION: The maniacal forced laughter that happens for no reason! BEHOLD: Voldar, the sanest man on Mars! Happy Holidays!

We're not as mediocre as our catchphrase, We're not as mediocre as our catchphrase, Val joins us at our New and Noteworthy arctic ice base on the internet as we take a cold look at what is clearly not a rip-off of 'The Thing.' Mulder and Scully come up against the greatest threat the world has ever known, Jar hating alien worms. Egads!

Hey, Hey, Hey! Mel joins us to talk about phone freaks, data travelers, electro wizards, techno anarchists, and the COS. Things turn dark and uncomfortable as Robin unleashes a torrent of foot fetish facts. Will we survive an insanely boring bout with the lamest evil computer ever? Yes, of course we will, and we'll do it with our boots on!

The ghost of Benjamin Franklin hates throats as much as much as the X-Files hates Iranians. The writers go out of their way to make a character uninteresting and the Costume Department goes out of their way to make us say derissive comments about characters clothing. Does no one notice a 3.5 floppy disk behind wallpaper? What the hell is a ghost? And Mulder wants Scully to see his 'Liberty Bell'.

Gather round and listen to the Uncle-John-Cast, Dan joins us as we try to stay awake long enough to talk about this snooze-a-thon 5000. Mulder falls in love with a feral human that is in no way a 'Jersey Devil' meanwhile Scully repeatedly faces a series of horrifying terrors in her personal life.

Bam! Steph joins us in this cuckoo-bananas episode as we try to figure out what the hell a "Conduit" is. Mulder needs to be under investigation by Chris Hansen. We learn all about bad tattos, bad parenting, and bad law enforcement. Is the awesomeness of an episode directly correlated to the size of the plot holes? Rubeeeehhhh!

Moira joins us in our bile nest of fun as we watch a super creepy episode. The Female Bashing Investigative Agency is in high form in this episode as Scully is torn between douchebags and Old Spooky, who has got some perfectly reasonable ideas about 100 yr old liver eating stretch-armstrong mutants. There's an insanely weird half formed plot involving a wistful old cop. Warning! At the 17:08 mark Claire breaks all the rules of proper podcasting by making a comment about someones dress, we completely understand if you find yourself unable to listen to this part and need to file a formal list of grievances with the podcast union.