Intro To X

Welcome to the most boring episode about a murdering prison ghost ever created. Jon is peer-pressured to join us as we drink an extra strong cup of coffee to talk about "The List" In a shocking turn of events we discover Chris "accidental racist" Carter is actually worse at party planning than he is at writing. Who knew?

In this super special secret episode we are talking a little time away from X-Files to torment Robin whilst he's not here to defend himself.

It's called an old-fashioned Monkey-Shiner for a reason.

Join Tammy Claire and Brad as they do an audio commentary for the 1988 Film "Monkey Shines" starring David Duchovny's BFF Jason Beghe and the greatest Capuchin actress of all time.

Despite a ton of technical difficulties we successfully thwarted all trickster god shenanigans and recorded this episode. Dan joins us from his doll room to discuss the greatest episode of X-Files ever, "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose". We chat about pupper dog, the Truly Stupendous Yappi and his even more stupendous eyebrow waggling, X-Files the musical, and Robin breaks out some voice work to give Duchovny's acting chops a run for their money.

Yikes, guys we are all going to have to come together to get through this one. Shane joins us as we struggle through D.P.O. --it's an episode. We grieve the loss of George the Cow and 44 minutes of our lives. We answer the age old question is Jack Black worse than 9/11? Stay strong: Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose is next week!

Things are bonkers as Nazis, bumbling assassins, scurrying aliens, and everyone's favorite sleepytime Navajo Albert get up in the mix for 'Paper Clip' Dave returns to try and make sense of it all as we stumble through a dark and smokey room. Will Claire be able to decide to vouchsafe for Team Skinner or Team Krycek?

Welcome to the third season, where things are just as ridiculous as ever. Dave joins us as we learn why your health insurance doesn't cover trips to the rez for medical treatment. Scully is being molested left and right and it is not appropriate. We celebrate rambling dream Deep Throat and Melissa (and her shitty crystal choker) getting what she deserves.

It's a shocking season finale cliffhanger as Jodie eXplodes onto the scene to chat about 'Anasazi' We've never been closer to the truth and it's bigger than we ever realized as Krycek is back in the mix and Scully is capitalizing on every opportunity to get Mulder unconscious. We also learn that ninjas are doing something inappropriate and one our listeners is either affiliated with the NSA or is a witch.

Nutty hops over to discuss Cannibal Shenanigans and the failure of an objectivist super hero in the episode 'Our Town'. We talk about bizarrely orientated mirrors, Scully's continued kidnap counter, and old fashioned froggy philosophy.

Steph joins us from the shadows to discuss 'Soft Light' It's an emotional roller coaster as Brad loses his one true love to the most nonsensical plot ever derived. Vince Gilligan makes his writing debut, and Chris Carter throws monkey wrenches to water it down.

Claire is away but Jon is here to lay down the law on a panic inducing terror ride. Scully is murdering people and Mulder is either too close to the truth, not ready for the truth, or completely unaware of the REAL truth. At the end of the day we can all agree to keep our faces away from disgusting pulsating orbs of diseased flesh.