In an upsettingily timely turn of events this weeks episodes involve a crashed plane and a state execution. Dave joins us for "Tempus Fugit" in which Mulder possibly gets Pendrell killed. In Millennium 1x16 "Covenant" Frank Black tries to hold back a mob of bloodthirsty Mormons bent on murdering an innocent man.

Nutty visits to discuss "Unrequited" a great episode if you like flags, troops, parades and other terrible things. How long do you have to be in Vietnam before you can inflict floating blindspots on others? We also discuss Millennium 1x15 "Sacrament" in which Jordan starts having Dragon visions and we learn where to buy murder screws.

Mel is here to talk about "Kaddish" an episode about a mud golem that kills racist with his trusty noose and the biggest ring ever. It's super kooky, guys. We also discuss Millennium 1x14 "The Thin White Line" in which we meet the ghosts of Frank Black's Past, Present, and Future with the wackiest music ever.

Ian joins us for 4x14 Memento Mori. Scully decides to fight her cancer by moving into a hospital. Scully then decides to fight her cancer by moving out of the hospital. Also: Hybrid clones, conspiracies, Lone Gunmen, and horrific Chris Carter Monologues. In Millennium 1x13 Force Majeure we seemingly get a mythology episode that makes no sense at all but is still incredibly delightful thanks to the antics of the Millennium Group's wacky tag-along neighbor played by Brad Dourif.

Jon joins us for 4x13 (or 4x12) Leonard Betts the story of a mutated freak minding his own business helping diagnose cancer patients until the least competent coworker ever kills him and forces him to go on a killing spree to maintain survival. Also there's talk of The Simpson's X-Files Episode for people that are interested in that sort of thing.

Jason Abels joins us to discuss 4x12 (or 4x13) "Never Again" Mulder is going on vacation! Unfortunately he's still going to be a huge douche. Scully's daddy issues rear their ugly head again and she meets a guy with a homicidal tattoo voiced by Jodie Foster. It's bonkers. Millennium 1x12 “Loin Like a Hunting Flame” treats us to a moustache party and a solid indictment of abstinence until marriage

Dan is here in place of Tammy to help us discuss the delightfully insane episode "El Mundo Gira". In which space enzymes that accelerate fungal growth is confused with a chupacabra. Super Mario Brothers star Lance Henriksen tracks down a creepy teen snatcher in the episode "Weeds".

Here’s a bonus episode that you can enjoy while you are celebrating either being a dad or having one or just knowing one. Sidney Poitier's "Ghost Dad". Is it about a loving dead father or a weird Ayn Rand Superhero? Regardless these orphans are fucked.

Bob joins us as we watch Mulder lose his mind and commit all the fireable offenses he can think of in "Paper Hearts". Where instead of following logic or law he follows his laser light dreams and the claims of child-molesting serial killers. In Millennium we follow some Missouri-Dirt-Water-Herda-Haddas as they track down a baby that got sold for a television.

Thrill at the easiest escape from a minimum security gulag/day spa! Gasp as Mulder avoids all danger and conflict through a patchwork of plotholes and ridiculous convenience! Weep for the brave American Horse framed for a series of murders he did not commit! Four seasons in and the two-part mythology episodes still make no sense whatsoever.