Watch out for the terror-birds and typewriters! Alirio and Alex join us as we marvel at the excitement of violations to bio-medical export laws! The stingray has been poisoned by not-so-nano-robots and it's a race against the clock to solve the convoluted mystery... or not? Meanwhile Millennium 3x06 "Skull and Bones" takes another step towards becoming the X-Files as the shades of gray evaporate even further.

Chris joins us to discuss 6x08 "Rain King" in which Scully and Mulder play matchmaker in a weirdly asymmetrical manner to coerce, former-SNL-star-turned-craven-conservative-lunatic, Victoria Jackson into dating a sexually frustrated weatherman. Millennium 3x05 “...Thirteen Years Later” is a bonkers whirlwind of wackiness with KISS.

Alirio joins us for the super special episode 1x14 "Ranger Jarod" in which everyone's favorite super smart guy pretends to be an Army/Park Ranger and loses his virginity. Jarod learns about Star Wars, The Three Stooges, and Boners. Broots and Miss Parker battle for worst dressed.

Bruce Campbell is a sadsack demon looking to start a family. Mulder steals garbage to insert himself into a situation that leads to an elderly woman's life being completely ruined. On Millennium 3x04 "Closure" Hollis tries to shut down a Grand Theft Auto situation by teaching a valuable lesson about seat-belt safety.

Nutty and Mila are tricked into coming to our spooky haunted mansion to discuss 6x05 “How the Ghosts Stole Christmas” the fourth wacky episode in a row. In Millennium 3x03 "TEOTWAWKI ” National Treasure Detective Sandwich makes a comeback to fight Y2K and Frank continues to be an anti-gun badass.

And now for the shocking conclusion to the two-part body-swap game changer that will truly rock X-Files to it's very core... or not. Ian and Matt helps us try to make sense of 6x05Dreamland II. In Millennium 3x02 "Exegesis” The groups shades of gray begin to evaporate as they try to turn the show into the X-Files.

It's time for a two-part(?!?) body-swap episode.

*Tumbleweed*

*Tumbleweed*

Evangeline and Ian join us as we try to explain 6x04 "Dreamland" In the Millennium 3x01 "The Innocents" we try to come to terms with a world without Catherine or Detective Sandwich.

Dan joins us for 6x03 “Triangle” Not a Hoax! Not a dream! Not an imaginary story! Scully is a super badass and we finally get Stingray/Scully kiss we've all been waiting for.Meanwhile Mulder chases a ghost ship into the Bermuda Triangle, inexplicably crashes his boat, passes out in the ocean, and has a wacky 1939 dream. The season finale of Millennium 2x23 "The Time is Now" is truly bonkers and devotes a fourth of the episode to a wacky Kristen Cloke Music Video

If you like television shows about people exploding this is the week for you! The tensions have never been higher as Chris and Matt hop in the introtox mobile to discuss 6x02 "Drive". In Millennium 2x22 "The Fourth Horseman" people get what they deserve for their improper table manners.

It's time for a new season and 6x01 “The Beginning” in which somehow they have finally decided to have some actual continuity on the show. The world champion chess master of the Philippines is back and he's hunting down hiders in the reactor. We also meet our new favorite character Asst. Dir. Kersh.

Millennium 2x21 "Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me"is everything we could have hoped for.