Intrusive Thoughts

A bunch of celebrities have died and that sucks. We mourn the loss of them while making tasteless jokes and talking a bunch of shit.

We also talk about the Slap Heard Round The World, and what it's far reaching consequences are. Will smith is an idiot and Jada is an animal. They both deserve eachother.

Elon Musk buys 9% of twitter. Weird right? Oh, and a dude ruins the lives of 30 people in a new york subway with a gun and some tear gas. As always, our world is in shambles right now.

Andrews not here. Evan, Moth, Cayson, and Dillon talk about some crazy shit while Daddys gone. We probably should have edited some of this out, but we didnt. Dont get mad at us. Don't sue us. Just hug us.

Turns out that Tony Hawk looks just like Tony Hawk. This man keeps getting seen out in public and people absolutley refuse to accept the fact that it's actually him. "Dude you look just like the guy"
"Yeah, I get that a lot"

Also, people are out here in Florida accidentally running over people in Porta-Pottys with dump trucks. Poor feller.

Our countdown to nuclear hellfire clicks on as China threatens to join the party. Gang shit. We're screwed. Russia has continued to bomb civilian strutures and has taken over control of Europes largest nuclear power plant by force. Thus we discuss nuclear meltdowns of the past and why they happened.

McDonalds ice cream machines are under new types of scrutiny and now Ronald is getting sued to the tune of 900 Million dollars because of a tampered piece of equipment that maintains checks and balances within them and monitors their status.

Batman just came out and it was OK. Have a nice day.

Dillon joins us as we figure out that him and and Oscar The Grouch are distant cousins. How far is that distance? It might be less than you think.

Reluctantly, we talk about Kanye, his documentary, and how Evan was once again dissapointed that he was once again found alive in his house.

He's bad. Not as bad as R. Kelly, though. R. Kelly can suck a butt.

Ukraine is still on fire, both physical and spiritually. We're all gonna die from nuclear hellfire and our countdown starts today. War is happening on new fronts that we've never seen, and it's consequenses are far reaching. Russia might take this all the way.

On a lighter note, Joe rogan keeps finding himself in trouble despite his daily climb upwards in the numbers. His histroy of using racist terms while explaing stories and situation in context has come back to haunt him after someone has made a compilation of his use of these terms.

Funny how that's a lighter note.

Joined by Moth X Ghostperson; we talk about how sick the superbowl was while giving the halftime show every single bit of the credit that it deserves.
We discuss how sweet our Nashvilee trip was while seeing PROF and all of the crazy crap that followed. What a show.

Also if you didnt know... Dolly Parton is a perfect individual, and in a beautiful turn of events; she just decided to pay for the college tuition for her employees. Wecant imagine a better place to work while going to scholl. We might sell the studio and go. Peace.

Believe it or not, racism is still a problem in sports. We try and figure out why.

Russia has invaded ukraine. Fuck.
We dont know how this ends and it genuinley scares us.

Worst case scenario we get a permanant sun tan and I get to be the pizza that I burnt last summer for halloween.

Lit.

This week we are joined by JJ Jesse as we once again discuss the downward spiral of Kanye, and his new foray into the world of sports? Yes, the question mark is there for a reason.

THEN, We learn what the Modelo effect is(also not a typo).

Also, we talk about how our local municipality(asheville) is handling its homelessness, and additionally break down what it would take to actually FIX the problems of homelessness and hunger around the world.

FACEBOOK STOCK HAS TANKED.

We break down why, while exploring what it means to use free services such as social media; what it means to your privacy, and how it affects your life directly. Which it does.

Turns out Ol' Tommy J wasnt as cool as we thought he was. Meanwhile, Kanye is walking around around like a 4th grader telling people that Pete Davidson has AIDS. Are we surprised?

Tom Brady retires and THE BENGALS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL. GNARLY.

Dillon is back with us after a small vacation and discusses quantum entanglement and how humans have quantamly entagled tardigrades. We discuss what that means and what the future of it could be.

Also, the Mandela effect may or may not be real. Jump in and let's break it down.

THE WHOLE GANG GOT COVID.

BOB SAGET IS DEAD.

LOUIE ANDERSON IS DEAD.

BETTY WHITE IS STILL DEAD.

WHY.

This week we are joined by Lavey and Savvy Reign. They help us weed trough the craziness of the world for the past week, as well as talk to us about their own music, ideas, and accomplishments.

We talk about how Kanye just bought a house right near miss Kim K, and we explore the type of life and trauma needed to make your significant other facetime you during their 12-hour-long work shift... So they dont cheat on you.

We also find out that Disney parks banned lightsabers on premises, while Andrew learns the deep seeded culteral excitement of the Japanese eating KFC on Christmas.

Then finally in a wonderful conclusion; we talk about Young Thug, Lil' Baby, & the dynamics of needing to be paid to leave the trap game... In order to join the rap game.

Robert "IQ" Harney joins us again as we explolre the duality of the service industry while also creating our own cereal that can work wonders in the bedroom. In keeping up with the plight of the american employee; we talk about how Kellogg's cereal workers have gone on strike, while Starbucks workers have unionized. We also realize how absolutley screwed and oversaturated the sports/entertainment betting world is while being hella excited about dinosaur eggs.