Investors Needed

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The podcast currently has 75 episodes available.

Investors Needed episodes:

March 12, 2014 Ep. 8: The Institute for the Investigation of Fundamental Truths
Certainty is a tough thing to come by these days. It can be comforting to know that there are certain things that are always going to be true. That's what we're offering at the Institute for the Investigation of Fundamental Truths. We're offering the comforting knowledge that no matter what The Media or The Government may tell you, 1+1 still equals 2. All for the low low price of $9.99 a month.
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54min
February 23, 2014 Ep. 7 - The Keeper League
Blind Date
Chaperones
Prospectus
Gambling Component
Five-tool player
Bill James
Win Above Replacement
Blackpeoplemeet.com
Keeper league
Real American
Yakety Sax
Perfectly Acceptable Human Snack Food
Soylent Green
Synthetic Human Lung
Cannibalism
Yokozuna
Mr. Fuji
Ask Mr. Snipes
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45min
February 22, 2014 Ep. 7: The Keeper League
The Question: Why would the IRS let this happen? You step into the bar. Confident, you exude animal magnetism from every pore. "Yakety Sax" hits the loudspeakers, you do a couple of laps, doff your cap, and head for the exit. Championship! This week, we invite you to join the Keeper League, assuming you're willing to abide by the terms and conditions laid out in your dating agreement. Hey, we've got a gambling ring - sorry, a business to run. If you don't shape up and fly straight, you're getting traded to the Mets.
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45min
February 10, 2014 Ep. 6: Longitude's Big Brother
The Question: Where do gummi bears come from? This week, we bring back the automat with an ursine twist. We're doing a soft open, because hard openings are too hard. So save the date, put it on your favorite Non-Euclidian calendar, and get ready to enjoy the finest gummi bears you can get outside of Papa New Gummi.
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43min
February 09, 2014 Ep. 6 - Longitude’s Big Brother
Freebird
Marshall Tucker Band
Automat
Fusion Cuisine
Bear Bellies
Gummi
Farm-to-Table
Simple Country Lawyer
Studio System
Chinchilla
Film Unions
Gregorian Calendar
Lunar Calendar
Time zones
Longitude
Bishop
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43min
January 26, 2014 Ep. 5 - The Frontier of Turbines
University of Phoenix!
Russian dolls
Keep moving and get out of the way
Contrarianism
The Bestor Model
Pronunciation of Turbine (note: Nick had it right)
Guy Fieri
Sammy Hagar
Ira Glass
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37min
January 25, 2014 Ep. 5: The Frontier of Turbines
The Question: How do you keep a man buried under a mountain relatively alive? You are cordially invited to that solitary government-owned mountain the middle of the New Mexico for the groundbreak ceremony for the New Southwest Research Prison/University of Phoenix satellite campus. Dress: Business Casual. This week, we set up a new subeterranean Bell Labs, exploit the Dads vertical, and solve the energy crisis.
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37min
January 11, 2014 Ep. 4: A Wardrobe Made Entirely of Ants
The Question: How do you launch star of stage and screen Jack Warden across the room with a flick of the finger? There are Secretaries of State who are Henry Kissinger and there are Secretaries of State who AREN'T Henry Kissinger. Which kind are you? This week, Nick develops a system for relative-proofing your home and Stefan launches his sure-to-be smash-hit *The Camp David Accords: The Musical!* on Broadway, starring Eric Stoltz as Jimmy Carter.
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40min
January 11, 2014 Ep. 4 - A Wardrobe Made Entirely of Ants
Hue
Snowmakers
Tarred and Feathered
Home Alone
Jack Warden
Angry Birds
Lifetime Network
Looking Good, Billy Ray!
Tom Wolfe
Camp David Accords
Henry Kissinger
Malaise
Love Never Dies
Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
Charitable Contributions
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40min
December 28, 2013 Ep. 3 - The Under Cuddler and The Sturdy Strapper
Keith Moon
Silvio Berlusconi
Berlusconi’s current status
Bunga Bunga
Put the Candle Back
Teamocil
Life Finds a Way
Our Princess is in Another Castle
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31min

FAQs about Investors Needed:

How many episodes does Investors Needed have?

The podcast currently has 75 episodes available.