The Question: Do you not have Refrigerator Pedestrian Insurance? Look, let's get real here. What we're talking about isn't a Ponzi Scheme. It's like a Ponzi Scheme, but you know, a lot of things are like Ponzi Schemes. You can't be picky about these things. In this episode, we break Silvio Berlusconi out of prison.

Look, we're realistic. You can't get things right every time. We know you tried really hard. We know you put a lot of thought into it. We know you care. But we really, really didn't need another set of multipurpose hooks. This week, we explore the possibilities inherent in holiday arbitration and recall the well-known legend of St. Vesuvius. Happy Tet, everyone!

Pilot season! Who doesn't love pilot season? Lots of things appear suddenly, touch you in all the right or wrong places, and that wink out of existence, leaving behind only a vague sense that something went very wrong. Or very right. In this, our pilot episode, we introduce you to the Fjördcliffs; develop a viable plan for artisinally cracking your iPhone screen; explore possible silent movie/prog rock mashups; and explore the ramifications of living with Babe Ruth's Disease.