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  • 21. PopTarts August 2020 Part One

    The delightful and incredibly knowledgeable 'Popspert', Gary 2.0, joins the Irregular Mums again to discuss all the poptastic things they love. However in their enthusiasm, they recorded so much content which necessitated some serious editing and the first podcast ever where they've had to divide it into Parts 1 & 2.

     

    Will there be a cliffhanger?  Who dunnit? Was it Colonel Mustard in the library with the candle stick? Stay tuned to find out!

     

    Enjoy Part 1, dear Irregulars. Here are the linkages:

     

    PODCASTS

     

    Unflopped: https://www.unflopped.com/

     

    Strong Songs: https://strongsongspodcast.com/

     

    Annabel Crabb and Leigh Sales poddie: Chat 10 Looks 3: https://www.chat10looks3.com/podcast

     

    Table Manners with Jessie Ware: https://play.acast.com/s/tablemanners/

     

    Girl Group Gossip: Cheryl Hole (that's the UK Drag Queen not the Girls Aloud Cheryl): https://ggg.worldofwonder.com/ 

     

    Friends with Benefits by Tash York and Bettie Bombshell: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/friends-with-benefits-with-tash-york-and-bettie-bombshell/id1481282133 

     

    Michelle Obama podcast: https://youtu.be/iwclrGhSb_I

     

    POP MUSIC

     

    Delta Goodrem medley at Mardi Gras 2013: https://youtu.be/KJBCY7QA7Qk

     

    Delta Goodrem 2021 Tour dates: https://www.deltagoodrem.com/events

     

    Kylie Minogue 'Say Something' physical CDs and sets for Disco: https://kylie.tmstor.es/?lf=f203f9f9df7b49dd6d04a217999b1d2e

     

    Here’s the fabulous Kylie 'Say Something' video https://youtu.be/l73FJBnjp28

     

    Taylor Swift new album Folklore: https://www.taylorswift.com/

     

    Folk Lore Easter eggs (secret messages): https://www.pedestrian.tv/music/taylor-swift-folklore/

     

    Britney Spears #FreeBritney: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a33371286/free-britney-spears-movement-conservatorship-explained/

     

    Dua Lipa - Levitating collaboration with Madonna and Missy Elliott (not Missy Higgins!) Dropped on 14 August.  EXCITING!!  

    https://youtu.be/E3tCHMagPOY

     

    Jessie Ware What's Your Pleasure: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kwnL5gCyQ6OLq9k7QgozgaLiwa6OHflaA

     

    Beyoncé's visual album Black is King on Disney Channel https://youtu.be/IfKOacT7oX0

     

    Satin Jackets - you must listen to this NOW: https://satin-jackets.com/

     

    Ibiza Sensations (Luis del Villar DJ): https://luisdelvillardj.podbean.com/

     

    Lost Frequencies - Royal Palace Brussels: https://youtu.be/q-ktd4nEi3w

     

    Cercle - visuals and music - subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPKT_csvP72boVX0XrMtagQ

     

    Joelby's Funky Vocal House: https://djjoelby.podomatic.com/

     

    Or tune in live on Friday nights from Twitch or Facebook - search for Joelby's Friday Funday's in Facebook to join! Facebook link: https://www.facebook.com/djjoelby/

     

    G's House Sessions: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/gs-house-sessions/id307644637

     

    Phew! If you'd like to follow us on Facie or Insta, feel free here:

     

    https://www.facebook.com/pg/irregularmums/posts/

    https://www.instagram.com/irregularmums/

     

    Or email us at [email protected]

     

    42 min
  • 20. Naked Attraction

    Following on from their last podcast, the Irregular Mums discover a British TV show called Naked Attraction - where sexy singletons choose from 6 naked dates. Mind and eye boggling and so many different downstairs parts.

    They discuss landing strips, 'Maps of Tassie' and other variations on the furry theme. Has pubic hair been completely eradicated? Will they spy even a suggestion of a pube in these episodes of Naked Attraction? Listen to find out...

    Naked Attraction on 9Now

    https://www.9now.com.au/naked-attraction

    We watched:

    • Season 4 Episode 1 - Stephanie and Bethany
  • Season 4 Episode 10  - Hope and Kurt
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    Trump and his mushroom penis: https://www.rollingstone.com/tv/tv-news/stormy-daniels-trump-penis-mushroom-kimmel-732426/

     

    Penis size.  The facts?

    https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/average-penis-size

     

    Public Hair: "missing detail’ on female contestants" (64% of men don’t prefer whiskas!)

    https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/naked-attraction-channel-4-episode-one-pubic-hair-women-audience-review-tv-a7816131.html

     

    Five things to consider before going the full Brazilian.

    https://www.lifehacker.com.au/2020/05/to-shave-or-not-to-shave-five-things-to-consider-nsfw/

     

    British teeth. They ain’t good.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-32883893

     

    But the Aussies have worse dental hygiene!

    https://www.dmdtoday.com/news/5-countries-with-the-worst-oral-health

     

     

    You can of course still follow us on Instagram @irregularmums and on Facie here

    33 min
  • 19. The perfect time to stick stuff up your butt

    Going slightly crazy in ISO, the Irregular Mums scoured the interwebs for sexy articles during Corona. After reading and listening widely, they pondered one podcaster's recommendation, that now is "the perfect time to stick stuff up your butt".

    Go crazy, dear Irregulars!

     

    PODDIES 

    Hidden Brain - Sex Machines (13 April 2020) - sex doll robots. https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/hidden-brain/id1028908750?i=1000471362030

     
    NEWS ARTICLES
    Sex dolls - spectator sport?

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2020/05/18/korean-soccer-club-apologizes-using-sex-dolls-fill-empty-stands/

    Cardboard cut outs - Five Dock Dining

    https://www.insider.com/cardboard-cutouts-filling-a-restaurant-in-sydney-australia-2020-5

     

    Restaurants & mannequins - Virginia, US

    https://www.insider.com/virginia-restaurant-will-use-mannequins-to-fill-empty-tables-2020-5

     
    STIs - down in our nation's capital

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-20/coronavirus-shutdown-leads-to-apparent-drop-in-stis-in-canberra/12264908

     

    But gonorrhoea is up on the GC!

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-08/gonorrhoea-cases-spike-on-gold-coast/12223312

     

    Top 10 Sexual Kinks during Corona

    https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/a-new-survey-reveals-top-10-sexual-kinks-during-covid-19-lockdown-301063398.html

     

    Zoom orgies and butt stuff ("Now is the perfect time to stick stuff up your butt")

    https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/zoom-orgies-male-bisexuality-beauty-butt-stuff-ft-zachary/id1465024739?i=1000475291268

     

    Lick My Asshole Rimming - sexy toy

    https://www.femplay.com.au/lick-my-asshole-rimming.html

     

    “Vaginal corona” - hymen

    https://sense.info/en/get-know-your-body/female-body/vulva-and-vagina/vaginal-corona

     

    Hannah Gadsby

    https://youtu.be/ziIwxPCeByU

     

    As we suspected - less sex during Corona:

    https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/survey-finds-australians-having-less-sex-during-coronavirus-lockdown-with-victoria-hardest-hit-c-1048800

     

    https://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life-and-relationships/how-covid-19-has-affected-our-sex-lives-20200403-p54gup.html

    Naked attraction

    https://youtu.be/V0FB5dnFpcU

    30 min
  • 18. PopTarts 2.0

    After getting sick of the sound of one another’s voice (and face), the Mums go off-piste by inviting regular mention, 2.0, onto the show to discuss all things Pop and 13 year old girl related.

    Do GagaGrande deliver the goods with “Rain On Me”? Is it about emerging from a difficult situation, or as Claire suggests, merely a song glorifying golden showers? They also discuss Katy Perry, Mariah Carey, Billy Porter, the Shapeshifters, Kimberly Davis, Vanity Fare, Ru Paul and a stack of other fascinating forms of entertainment that have been keeping them sane/driving them mad in ISO.

    Adult themes and a tiny bit sweary (as usual), so don’t listen whilst home-schooling. Consider this podcast suitably disclaimed!

     

    SHOW NOTES

     

    Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande song - Rain on Me - https://youtu.be/AoAm4om0wTs

     

    Blood Pop - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BloodPop

     

    Junkee Media - Rain on me filter (no come on your face) - https://junkee.com/lady-gaga-rain-on-me-filter/

     

     

    Lady Gaga - Stupid Love - https://youtu.be/5L6xyaeiV58

     

    Katy Perry’s - Daisies - https://youtu.be/9V11-1uPZaM

     

    Carly Rae Jepson - https://www.carlyraemusic.com/music

     

    Table Manners Podcast with Cary Rae Jepson - on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/episode/0lVtkdzusOtOmzXIh8YrIY

     

    Billy Porter's song "Finally Ready" produced by Shapeshifters: youtube.com/watch?v=sfjZSQKzP5c

     

    The Shapeshifter's 1 hour Glitterbox set (including Kimberly Davis and THOSE pants): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsCQBzrOE1g

     

    Dreams that Glitter - Girls Aloud Album (who knew?) - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2pdtyB9S0CMz0od9Zdnv70

     

    Mariah Carey - Glitter movie (NOT a hit) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glitter_(film)

     

    Vanity - Wigs by Vanity on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wigsbyvanity

     

    Cameo link for Vanity - https://www.cameo.com/wigsbyvanity

     

    Ru Paul’s Drag Race - Season 12 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul%27s_Drag_Race_(season_12)

     

    White Lines - on Netflix - (Everyone should watch at least Episode 1) https://youtu.be/Uj7uyeaJjFQ

     

    Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist - Heaven! - https://youtu.be/5be1Wa27U2o

     

    Kill the Lights - Alex Newell - https://youtu.be/Q1P612HLe9o

     

    31 min
  • 17. Love In The Time Of Corona

    Inevitably, the Mums had to address the elephant in the room - Coronavirus. Taking a novel approach to the its analysis, the mums decide to navigate SEX in the time of Corona.

    Show notes below, friends!

    We have new clip on microphones - can you tell?! http://en.rode.com/ 

    Grindr - naughty  in the time of COVID. Please don't touch one another unless with a long 1.5m tickly wand.

    Rolling Stone sex toy article - sales are up! https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/teledildonics-remote-sex-toy-sales-covid19-coronavirus-pandemic-975140/

    Connect your teledildonics (Not Terry Dildonics) here: Buttplug.io https://buttplug.io/   - go on - dare you!!

    Photo Lasso - putting dicks on pics: https://apps.apple.com/au/app/photo-lasso-cut-out-edit/id821022276

    Sexy times with COVID https://www.health.com/condition/infectious-diseases/coronavirus/sex-during-coronavirus-pandemic

    and this http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/sex-in-the-time-of-covid-19/

    ACON says no - https://www.acon.org.au/what-we-are-here-for/covid19/

    OnlyFans - have you got something people will pay to see?  https://onlyfans.com/how

    Sex worker article from Newsweek https://www.newsweek.com/coronavirus-sex-workers-cam-girls-online-1498024

    Preventing Coronavirus - Sperm smoothies. Anyone? Anyone? https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/coronavirus/bodybuilder-tracy-kiss-claims-she-fights-off-coronavirus-with-sperm-smoothies-ng-b881538371z

    Guardian article - so must be true! COVID in semen:

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/07/covid-19-found-in-semen-of-infected-men-say-chinese-doctors

    YouTube Channel with amazing DJ's + videos - Cercle - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPKT_csvP72boVX0XrMtagQ

    Circus of Books - Netflix Doco - https://youtu.be/Cxksd8ytFJg

    PFLAG - Parents, Family and Friends of Lesbians and Gays https://pflagaustralia.org.au/

    Poddie - UNFLOPPED - sounds rude, but is utterly delightful https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/unflopped/id1320468039

    Instagram - DJ Fat Tony (@dj_fattony)

    Defected Virtual Festival on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/DefectedMusic

    Glitterbox - https://youtu.be/4rx5K01uGaM

    HomoDisko by 4theLove - https://4the.love/

    Purple Disco Machine - https://www.purplediscomachine.com/

    Bob Sinclar on Facebook - check out his 55 days of daily sets - we dare you not to fall in love with him: https://www.facebook.com/pg/BobSinclar/posts/

    You can of course still follow us on Instagram @irregularmums and on Facie here

    Coronasutra meme

    Gay version. Sorry ladies, no lesbian version. 

    35 min
  • 16. PopTarts March 20

    Hoorah! We're baaaaack in a slightly delayed, never to be repeated first podcast for 2020, just in time (almost) to be shut down by the thing we don't mention. We're planning on one more poddie (at least) before life becomes a lot less physically proximate.

    In this Poptarts episode, we natter for aaaaages about all the things.

    TV Steaming trailers

    Homeland on SBS and Netflix https://youtu.be/mXFZ4fEPRJ8

    Visible - Out of TV - Apple+ https://youtu.be/VegfPqIdM0A

    Formula 1 - Drive to Survive on Netflix https://youtu.be/wtJPe1ksS6E

    Ru Paul’s Drag Race season 12 on Stan https://youtu.be/8jf5IU7GmuI

    Love is Blind on Netflix https://youtu.be/s2eBAFt3L_0

    Everything’s Going to Be OK on Stan https://youtu.be/ptYpd7MS7-U

    Sex Education on Netflix https://youtu.be/EOMfs-OEwm8

    Fleabag on Amazon Prime https://youtu.be/FhZHv2id6Sk

    Crashing on Netflix https://youtu.be/Ny_Km53DQ7o

    Marvellous Mrs Maisel on Amazon Prime https://youtu.be/fOmwkTrW4OQ

    GLOW on Netflix https://youtu.be/wnKEoXbBTEw

    Miss Americana Tay Tay doco  on Netflix https://youtu.be/D9g9BrULJUk

    Five foot 2 Gaga doco on Netflix https://youtu.be/IxI1iOi0t-c

    Dolly Parton doco on Netflix is called Here I Am (Claire can't be arsed to find this link)

    Claire also refuses to provide the link to Dolly’s Heartstrings, as it was too awful

    Never Tear us Apart on Netflix https://youtu.be/LxTH2lb8Uis

     

    Talkie poddies

    Dolly Parton’s America (poddie) https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/just-the-gist/id1474052266

    Rosie Waterland’s Just the Gist https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/just-the-gist/id1474052266

    Chat10Looks3 https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/chat-10-looks-3/id936653355

    Strong Songs https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/strong-songs/id1443417194

    Disgraceland https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/disgraceland/id1275172907

     

    Music poddies

    DJ Joelby’s Funky Vocal House https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/joelbys-funky-vocal-house/id261994940

    DJ Nate https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/dj-nate-presents-uninhibited-house-uh/id1308985456

    G’s House Sessions https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/gs-house-sessions-march-2020/id307644637?i=1000467194750

    DJ Colin Gaff https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/dj-colin-gaff/id36726172

    DJ Kirsty Jade - https://soundcloud.com/user-706454885

    DJ Hayley Maree https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/hayley-maree/id1305082561

    DJ Alex Taylor https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/dj-alex-taylor-podcasts/id1278915332

     

    Movies

    1917 https://youtu.be/gZjQROMAh_s

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood https://youtu.be/ELeMaP8EPAA

    Parasite https://youtu.be/5xH0HfJHsaY

     

    Follow us on the Instagrams https://www.instagram.com/irregularmums/

    and our Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/495454401000234/

     

    1 hr 2 min
  • 15. Elbows Deep in Lesbian Porn

    In their last episode of 2019, the Irregular Mums dive head first into some Lesbian Porn. Is it as boring as 3 Lesbians (100% of all surveyed lesbians) warned them? Will there be a story line and a happily ever after? Is scissoring actually thing? Will they discover more than just strap-ons and finger banging?

    These and many more questions will be answered as the Irregular Mums get stuck right in.

    With thanks to the delightful Naomi Palmer for providing the fruits of her arduous 'research'.

    Feel free to watch along! WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK: NUDITY, ADULT THEMES, SEX AND PLENTY OF MEALS FOR ONE:

    https://xhamster.com/videos/you-wanna-keep-your-job-right-12908013



    https://xhamster.com/videos/caught-masturbating-by-stepm0m-6159274



    https://xhamster.com/videos/2-lesbian-girls-giving-orgasm-to-each-other-2537616



    https://xhamster.com/videos/huge-boob-lesbian-strap-on-5484004



    https://xhamster.com/videos/lesbian-orgasm-compilation-4-the-quiet-ones-833835

     

    Join us on the 'Grams: https://www.instagram.com/irregularmums/

     

    Or Facie:  https://www.facebook.com/irregularmums/

     

    Email us for movie deals, major sponsorship enquiries and celebrity appearances: [email protected]

     

    30 min
  • 14. Bingay!

    In this podcast, the Irregular Mums interview the two amazing and deeply fascinating hosts of BINGAY - Charisma Belle and Naomi Palmer.

    Learn all about how Bingay started, what it has achieved and how Charisma and Naomi got involved. It's a fabulous insight into this wonderful institution, just in time for it's 20th anniversary.

    • Bingay is held at The Beresford Hotel, on the 2nd Thursday of every month - book now for the final (Christmas) Bingay of the year. BOOKINGS ARE ESSENTIAL: https://www.bingay.org.au/

  • Charisma Belle: https://www.instagram.com/charismabelle

  • ACON: https://www.acon.org.au/

  • The Beresford Hotel: https://merivale.com/venues/theberesford

  • Sense8 (gets a mention again because it’s so good!!). Trailer on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/iKpKAlbJ7BQ

  • Funny article about the things that are found up men's bottoms: https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2017/05/50-hilarious-how-did-that-get-up-my-butt-stories-from-the-emergency-room/

  • Sydney Drag Royalty, Australia’s premier drag talent booking agency: https://www.sydneydragroyalty.com.au/

  • Kirsten Damned who creates Charisma Belle’s beautiful clothes: https://www.instagram.com/kirstendamned

  • Wonder Woman 70s TV Series: https://youtu.be/wXBaWQ7O9PU
  • Follow us on The Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/irregularmums/

    Or the The Book Of Face: https://www.facebook.com/pg/irregularmums/posts/

    Email us: [email protected] 

    1 hr 2 min
  • 13. Loo Review

    The Irregular Mums conduct a much-needed AUDIT of these oft-neglected essential areas of a bar or club - the toilets. Anyone who consumes ANY liquid in a club or bar, will find themselves in a bathroom before long. And the state of a bathroom can have a big impact on one's enjoyment of the night.

    GIRD YOUR LOINS and brace yourself for a barrage of toilet humour as the Irregular Mums flush out all the important issues. 

    • I Remember House dance parties - https://www.facebook.com/IRememberHouse/ 
  • Playing Devil's Avocado - Podcast with the other Claire and Lisa: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/playing-devils-avocado/id1459329449?i=1000434562933 and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/playing_devils_avocado/
  • Cute Japanese restaurant in Surry Hills where we ate and drank alcohol - My Zakaya 316 Bourke St, Surry Hills (02) 8354 0901
  • Deepfield Photography https://www.deepfieldphotography.com/
  • Stonewall Hotel, 175 Oxford St, Darlinghurst https://www.facebook.com/stonewallhotel/
  • The Colombian Hotel, 117-125 Oxford St, Darlinghurst, https://colombian.com.au/
  • Dyson Hand Dryers (prefer a stick vacuum!) https://www.dyson.com.au/
  • Universal Sydney, 85-91 Oxford St, Darlinghurst https://www.universal.sydney/ 
  • The Oxford Hotel where we had another drink (hic), 134 Oxford St, Darlinghurst https://www.theoxfordhotel.com.au/ (There is no such thing as cogregated iron, but corrugated iron exists.)
  • Palms On Oxford Nightclub, 124 Oxford St, Darlinghurst https://www.facebook.com/palmsonoxfordofficialpage/
  • ARQ Sydney 16 Flinders St, Darlinghurst http://www.arqsydney.com.au/ 
  • BTW we’d look amazing in Sass and Bide: https://www.sassandbide.com/
  • Follow us on The Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/irregularmums/

    Or the Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pg/irregularmums/posts/

    Email us: [email protected] 

    40 min
  • 12. PopTarts Nov 19

    Better late than never! This week the IM's discuss All The Things:

    The Big Fact Hunt at the Warrenview Hotel every Tuesday, hosted by Felicity Frockachino: https://warrenviewhotel.com.au/whats-on/the-big-fact-hunt-trivia/

    Halloween Whores: https://www.facebook.com/events/1324223084383446/

    Glitterbox: https://www.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/glitterbox-sydney/113356

    Inner Fit Gym: http://innerfit.com.au/

    Sense8: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sense8

    Unbelievable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTIkUzkbzQk

    DJ Nate Presents: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/dj-nate-presents-uninhibited-house-uh/id1308985456?mt=2

    DJ Ant Schillaci, Hot August House: https://soundcloud.com/djantschillaci/hot-august-house

    Joelby First Light: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/71-first-light/id261994940?i=1000451445159

    Carly Rae Jepsen: https://open.spotify.com/album/25it7uSpNFuRoD6uNc0Tfu

    Funky House London; In The Mix, October 2019: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/funky-house-london/id211017344

    Irregular Lisa's Wigglin' playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2tcvBkB9wgpONymEftbfqN?si=C5FmnVb5RxulWVlZdwmVCA

    Irregular Lisa's Chillin' playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/75QfAhsZNwS1eoSnRCytM7?si=0ts1In-xTfCR3F0ULLDMlA

    Irregular Lisa's Early Dayz playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4MRKsCyAWhSfegVwgCTZ8V?si=n_EsY2cuS7WrG7nqoje-nw

    Oshie's Better Than Yesterday podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/better-than-yesterday-with-osher-g%C3%BCnsberg/id711028488

    Too Peas In A Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/too-peas-in-a-podcast/id1470294201

    Best Judies Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/best-judies-podcast/id1466591847

    Table Manners: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/table-manners-with-jessie-ware/id1305228910

    Follow us on The Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/irregularmums/

    The Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pg/irregularmums/posts/

    Email us: [email protected] 

    43 min

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2 mums with 2 teens each in their fabulous 50's ageing disgracefully. We discuss our dance floor antics, trashy tv, juicy stories & any other low-brow topics that interest us. We’re not regular…