Let's see them Aliens, and them radioactive rattle snakes. Those things may be surprising, but probably not as surprising as a gimp man coming at you in the night. 

(Whilst we've got your attention, Callum would like you to sign up to his movement for the extinction of Pandas).

Have you ever seen a herring gull covered in curry powder? Have your favourite sardines ever been out of stock at the supermarket? Have you ever bought somebody else's bathwater? It's enough to make you hide cocaine in your foreskin. 

We had a guest, swipe right on his tinder: https://www.gotinder.com/@harrynugent?fbclid=IwAR2pPZ5vs0XwafndM-5WzRucjFbVKqDO4tPklnmWueYhnWyH55TGdmPsDXQ

What do Stormzy, Zola the Seal, and a methamphetamine-fuelled “attack squirrel” have in common? Ask our new bloody hosts!

Irrelevant News returns for its third season with a brand new crew!