THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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Thank you to Sunset Strip for letting us record in their space!

00:00:00 - This week on WET...00:00:32 - Justin IS NOT doing black voice00:02:02 - Biscuit corner00:05:25 - Phillip ruins pork for everyone00:07:46 - Secrets of the Sunset Strip00:09:37 - If you're homeless, focus on branding00:11:22 - Biscuit Corner cont.00:13:03 - Justin cares TOO much00:14:23 - Texans drink way too much sweet tea00:17:02 - Biscuit Corner cont. cont.00:17:51 - Justin has seen Taylor Swift 4 times00:21:29 - Phillip attempts to mediate00:22:58 - America is haunted00:24:38 - Justin malfunctions00:26:14 - Phill injures himself for the show00:28:02 - We'd be the coolest middle schoolers00:29:26 - The hardest riff ever00:31:41 - Sunset Strip is 100% haunted00:33:44 - We're actually friends we swear00:36:44 - Words are fun00:37:53 - How to be the alpha at a work party00:39:46 - Justin makes ART00:42:18 - Justin loves seeing us fail00:44:36 - Justin's crowd work00:47:55 - Gravy Seals are out on 6th St00:50:16 - Justin's bowling superstitions00:53:49 - Sunset murders and ghosts00:55:04 - Frat boy Markus00:57:05 - STILL not sure if we're alcoholics01:00:00 - Phillip officiated a wedding01:02:15 - Michigan is Canada01:05:11 - Accents are fun01:06:48 - We're moving the pod to Costa Rica01:08:05 - Justin's grievances01:11:47 - Childhood shenanigans

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Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/