A listener met a hot guy at Amazon, fell into a whirlwind romance powered entirely by a translator app, and now wants to know if they made a huge mistake ending it. Naturally, we have thoughts.

Also, we're reporting live from the trenches of Love Island, processing the Hacks finale, discussing the latest Drag Race drama, and Kelbin presents a Gay Agenda topic that somehow turns into a conversation about race.

Basically, we're catching up and meddling in someone else's love life. A perfect episode.