Fighting through allergy season and RHOP apathy, Dylan starts the week with an impassioned plea to Bravo stars everywhere: don’t f*cking drink and drive!!! From there, he unpacks Rihanna’s misguided advice to Kyle Richards, and who might be joining the RHOBH cast in the future. Later, he recaps part one of the Potomac reunion, where Andy tells the cast what we’re all thinking. Dylan finishes the episode with a salute to the one RHOP lady giving us what we actually need.

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