Is It Better Than Jurassic Park?

Stop your war for a second and look this way, Froleys and Bazookas. It's time for another FUN-filled episode of the podcast where Scott yells about the dinosaur movie. Scott and James sit down with the vacationing Tim Cook-Berry as he tells them why he thinks Children of Men is the best film of all time, and Scott tells him that he's wrong! Also they discuss memes, proper footwear, and B.D. Wong's hairstyles through the years. We all know that Dinosaur eats Man but will the Dinos of Jurassic Park eat the Hopeless Bleak Despair of Children of Men??

A group of three highly-capable people with a very special mission: figure out if a certain movie is better than Jurassic Park! Today's assignment: 2000's Charlie's Angels. Emily Simon joins Scott and James to talk about the ladies-kicking-ass classic and as always there's another informative round of What Snacks Do You Like?, we talk about unrealistic airplane first class, and questionable dental hygiene. Also discussions of dancing that is better than La La Land. (Look out for a future podcast called Is This Dancing Better Than La La Land?) Also we talk about JP for a full 40 minutes so get excited for it.

We've got too much show! Stop reading this and listen to the episode! It's chock full of stuff like Special Guest Grant DeArmitt! Jurassy Awards! Talking about Best Picture The Shape of Water! Severed human butts! Pee shyness! Waiting for Godot! And so much, much more on a 10 CD or vinyl set! Only 12 payments of 16.27! CALL NOW!

Grab your wheelbarrows and holocaust cloaks and get ready for another episode of Is It Better Than Jurassic Park! Mickey Dennis is with us to talk about a fave from his childhood, The Princess Bride: a classic tale of love, revenge, and polydactly. We also get into discussions of Wrestlemania, theatre history, medieval architecture, and the ethics of loving a robot; all in pursuit of the most noble cause there is--proving Jurassic Park to be the greatest movie ever made. 

The Queen of the Jungle (T-Rex) meets the King of the Jungle (Brendan Fraser's buttflap) in an all-time great episode. Caroline Andrews is back for a record 3rd time to talk about everyone's favorite movie about a man raised by apes that isn't Disney's Tarzan, Gerge of the Jungle! We'll hear another installment of James' movie theater rants, James adds Thomas Haden Church to his list of impressive impressions, and everyone tells a story about Inside Out! It's a wild ride that ends with you feeling like you got hit in the face with bark! You won't get that promise on This American Life.

Grab your family close, hold them tight, and hope no one destroys your ancestral home while you listen to this episode. Martine Harrison joins us on this one to talk about the highest grossing film of all time (and the highest grossing film in her heart), the Papyrus-fonted Avatar! We'll be talking about Dawson's Creek, trash candy, and everyone gets to try on an Australian accent just for fun. Then we wrestle a sky beast and make it fight a T-Rex, because that's pretty much just what we're about now.

Statistically, you've all seen this movie, so as soon as you get tired of hearing us talk, why not share your thoughts with us in the comments section?

It's another episode of the Airplane and Siren Hour AKA Is It Better Than Jurassic Park! This one is a real rager. We've got Jenny Murray back in the hot seat to talk about childhood favorite Drop Dead Fred ad nauseam. That means until we all PUKE!! While all that's happening, Snot Head Scott talks about Beyonce, Booger Breath James won't shut up about Casper for what seems like the 12 episode in a row, and Jerk Face Jenny gives good advice to child psychopaths. Also, the most dramatic moment in IIBTJP history: a wrong pipe situation. Wow! What an episode! Listen to it, won't you? Obviously dinosaurs are as fake as imaginary friends, but is Drop Dead Fred better than Jurassic Park?

Things get wacky on a hot and rainy summer night as lovable nugget Jesse Owen joins James and Scott for a discussion of the Netflix Original Film, Okja! We're gonna talk about some super pigs as well as some super wigs (probably not the wigs part) and then James gives us another round of subway complaints, we discuss whether or not you should live in a helicopter, and find out what you get when you cross a pug with a burrito. Of course all of this is just to delay the asking of the question: which genetically modified creature is better? #NotAllFrench #fuckbombs

Hey put on your sandals and deep-vees because it's time for another wham bang episode of IIBTJP! We're talking Troy today (which incidentally is only 1 letter away from Tron while being a completely different film.) and we brought in the author of Over For Rockwell, Uzodinma Okehi. If that's not enough for you, then I guess we'll also have to talk about Soul Caliber, Casper, and freak-of-nature Lebron James. Is that enough to make you stop hiding in giant wooden animals to scare me. You know it's my one weakness! If you stop I'll let you know the answer to the question, Is Brad Pitt Taller Than A Dinosaur? That doesn't sound right....

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This is a podcast. No need to get philosophical about it. Matt Glasser and David Danby are in it. We talk about The Big Lebowski. These are facts. No need to make this longer than it needs to be. We'll take a convoluted path through topics like milk products, the genesis of "Dude Where's My Car," and Kevin Arnold's grandpa from The Wonder Years. Scott and James are the hosts. You already know this. We'll ask whether or not The Big Lebowski is better than Jurassic Park. Nothing else matters. Bummer.