Does this ever happen to you? You’re just driving your car and a woman falls out of the sky into your backseat and then you’re tasked with saving the world?  Happens to us on the daily.  That’s why we watched the 5th Element.  So throw on your best future couture, put a salad spinner on your head, and grab your frickin' multipass.  That's right we're headed to Fholston Paradise, baby!!!

Relationships, man!  Am I right?  I am right, and that's why we watched Down to You.  That's right Prinze Jr., Stiles, a bottle of shampoo, and fish!!!! So strap in and get ready for romance, comedy, Shakespeare (maybe), and porn?!  

It's graduation season.  A time for change, a time for hope, a time for saxophone!  That's right, we watched St. Elmo's Fire.  Our podders dive into this classic brat pack flick to find out if stalking is cool, if there's such a thing as too much cocaine, and if being a good person even matters when you have good friends.   Boogada boogada boogada ah ah ah!!!!!

Needing to improve their high fives, our podders watched a little instructional video called Top Gun.  So grab some volleyball jeans, sew some extra patches or broaches on your jacket, and start singing 'You've Lost That Loving Feeling'.  Don't worry everyone will join in. Google says you've reached your destination and it's smack dab in the middle of the Danger Zone!!!!!!  

Feeling stressed?   Need to let off some steam?  Well, there's only one cure. Our brave podders threw away their underwear and watched Commando!!! Travel back with Arnie to 1985 so we can feed a deer, throw on some chain mail, and hang with your old friend Bennet!!!!  Let's party!!!!

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Scientologist walk into a love triangle.  That's right our podders watched Keeping The Faith.  Can love conquer religion, friendship, and T-Bone? Also where have all the multi-religion karaoke rec-centers gone?  We need more break dancing talent shows to save them!!! Also, who knew Jenna Elfman was a scientologist?

There is no better crucible in life than dance.  Our podders believe that someone (probably Jamiroquai) may have said that and as a result they watched Center Stage.  So bust out your favorite leotards, turn out your toes (or don't, we can't tell if it matters), and if you're going to fight, dance Fight!!!!!!! Nothing burns hotter than the stage and the stage in the center is like the best or something.  

They say April showers bring May flowers.  What they don't tell you is it also brings mudslides, Columbian adventures, and romance!! That's right, we watched Romancing The Stone.  So break out your best pair of jungle heels, study your developing country bus etiquette manual, and be sure to gas up your little mule 'Pepe'.  Also, did you hear the Doobie Brothers broke up!!!!

Today's podcast is brought to you by the letters I and S.  Can you say infinite sadness, because we watched Follow That Bird and that is all we feel.  So pack your wicker suitcase and find out all about the love lives of Sesame Street adults, the economics of carnies , and whether The Count eats people.   

With Cyndi Lauper playing in the background, our podders return to the fever dream that is high school.  That's right we watched Romy and Michele's High School Reunion.  Was there as much weird dancing, super long Madonna pony tails, and crazy helicopter escapes as we remember?  Only one way to find out.  You are Columbus and I am America. Discover me!!!