Is It for Reel

Camus once said "Le destin n'est pas dans l'homme mais autour de l'homme", which basically translates to: Forces of Nature, am I right?!  That's pretty deep for us so we checked in with Ben Affleck and he said, just watch the 1999 movie Forces of Nature.  And we did.   So grab your track suit pants, check the IMDB page for John Doe, and disregard all train safety.  And remember there's a rose in a fisted glove; And the eagle flies with the dove; And if you can't be with the one you love, honey; Boink the one you're with!

Happy Pride Month!!!!! (Or if you're in San Diego, Happy almost Pride Month!!!!)  In honor of the grand old rainbow flag our podders watched The Birdcage.  So head down to Miami, break out your thong, toss off your shoes, and watch some seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race already. Come on, shake your body baby, do the Conga! I know you can't control yourself any longer!

Does this ever happen to you? You’re just driving your car and a woman falls out of the sky into your backseat and then you’re tasked with saving the world?  Happens to us on the daily.  That’s why we watched the 5th Element.  So throw on your best future couture, put a salad spinner on your head, and grab your frickin' multipass.  That's right we're headed to Fholston Paradise, baby!!!

Relationships, man!  Am I right?  I am right, and that's why we watched Down to You.  That's right Prinze Jr., Stiles, a bottle of shampoo, and fish!!!! So strap in and get ready for romance, comedy, Shakespeare (maybe), and porn?!  

It's graduation season.  A time for change, a time for hope, a time for saxophone!  That's right, we watched St. Elmo's Fire.  Our podders dive into this classic brat pack flick to find out if stalking is cool, if there's such a thing as too much cocaine, and if being a good person even matters when you have good friends.   Boogada boogada boogada ah ah ah!!!!!

Needing to improve their high fives, our podders watched a little instructional video called Top Gun.  So grab some volleyball jeans, sew some extra patches or broaches on your jacket, and start singing 'You've Lost That Loving Feeling'.  Don't worry everyone will join in. Google says you've reached your destination and it's smack dab in the middle of the Danger Zone!!!!!!  

Feeling stressed?   Need to let off some steam?  Well, there's only one cure. Our brave podders threw away their underwear and watched Commando!!! Travel back with Arnie to 1985 so we can feed a deer, throw on some chain mail, and hang with your old friend Bennet!!!!  Let's party!!!!

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Scientologist walk into a love triangle.  That's right our podders watched Keeping The Faith.  Can love conquer religion, friendship, and T-Bone? Also where have all the multi-religion karaoke rec-centers gone?  We need more break dancing talent shows to save them!!! Also, who knew Jenna Elfman was a scientologist?

There is no better crucible in life than dance.  Our podders believe that someone (probably Jamiroquai) may have said that and as a result they watched Center Stage.  So bust out your favorite leotards, turn out your toes (or don't, we can't tell if it matters), and if you're going to fight, dance Fight!!!!!!! Nothing burns hotter than the stage and the stage in the center is like the best or something.  

They say April showers bring May flowers.  What they don't tell you is it also brings mudslides, Columbian adventures, and romance!! That's right, we watched Romancing The Stone.  So break out your best pair of jungle heels, study your developing country bus etiquette manual, and be sure to gas up your little mule 'Pepe'.  Also, did you hear the Doobie Brothers broke up!!!!