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As Martha Graham once said "The body says what words cannot".  To prove this truism we of course watched Girls Just Want to Have Fun.  So grab your body double, buy as much hair spray as covid rationing allows, and get ready to dance dance revolution.  It doesn't matter if you're a punk, a catholic school girl, or someone with no dancing ability at all.  So join muppet baby versions of Sarah Jessica Parker and Helen Hunt and let's dance!!!

It's a new year!!! Bring on the babe!! What babe? The babe with the power of course.  That's right, our brave podders watched Labyrinth.  Grab your tightest pants, secure your head to your shoulders, and bring along your best rock friends.   It's 2022, tra la la!!!!!!

It's a Christmas miracle! Our podders have put together another mystery science Theater 3000 Christmas movie extravaganza!  So fire up your netflix, synch up your watches, and push play to "watch this movie with your favorite pod people". Will there be any skiing in this movie, is 'Christmas with a View' viewable, how many reasons will these beefcakes find to take off their shirts?  Sorry for the delay, we were busy launching telescopes into outer space!  Merry Christmas!

Our busy podders stopped scrolling their insta long enough to check out the internet when it was just a baby.  That's right they watched You've Got Mail.  Will the power of love withstand the iron jaws of  big business, can Tom Hanks make stalking look playful, is there nothing that a Harry Nilsson song about puppies can't fix?  Listen to find out.  F-O-X!!!!!

When the weather outside is frightful, watch Die Hard.  Full stop.  So that's what our brave podders did.  Head on over to Sock-it-to-me plaza, avoid the elevators (they're death traps), and be sure to be specific in what type of coke you want! Listen to find out if this movie is truly all about batteries, why bears are obsessed with detonators, and what it means for Amelia Bedelia to actually be April O'Neil. Hans!!!!!!!

For the final recap skip ahead to 1 hour 8 minutes 30 seconds

Because our podders forgot how to travel like everyone else, they decided to get a refresher, 80's style!  That's right, we watched Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.  So throw a hypoallergenic pillow in a trunk, review the plane etiquette manual, and never take out your frustrations on the friendly travel professionals (they don't deserve it and wield ungodly power).   Don't be a chowderhead and Happy Holidays!!!! 

Final recap starts at 1 hour and 6 minutes

I mean, it's starting to get chilly out so our Podcaster's decided to watch the classic disaster movie, The Big Chill.  Will they find stories of avalanches, ice storms, or the cold unforgiving outer space?  Nay, this is the cold embrace of adulthood!  Oh the horror!!! So grab your best mix tape, your sexiest bathrobe, and a guidebook on how to make a baby.  Get chilly, y'all!!!

As the great Jimmy Buffet once said, "I don't know where I'm a gonna go when the volcano blow".  Well our brave podders tried to answer this question by watching Dante's Peak!  So get ready for paper mâché architecture, body bag flirting, and every single one of your phobias. "Lava come down soft and hot. You better lava me now or lava me not."  Also, the answer is fishing.

In lieu of a parade for the Braves, our podders decided to celebrate the World Series win by watching Major League.  While the details are different, like any good sports movie, the story beats never change.  You know... plucky underdogs, sexual harassment, casual racism, voodoo, light stalking, and American Express commercials.  So join the team and find out about the inner meaning of Brocktoon and the dating habits of the Baltimore Colts.  Wild Thing!!!!!

It's Halloween, so our brave podders put caution to the wind and watched Practical Magic.  So bust out your biggest blenders, check out zillow listings where they don't stone witches, and be sure to watch some CSI before embarking on a murder. Oh and remember, sisters!!!!