Is It for Reel

Now I've.....had.....the time of my life.  That's right. It's time to get dirty, Dirty Dancing.  Make sure your armpits aren't ticklish, your hula game is on point, and you keep baby out of any literal or metaphorical corners.  Join your hearts and hands and voices and watermelons and get ready for installment two of the Summer of Swayze!!!

Point Break deserves a bonus episode.  Enjoy some songs, reenactments and an audio puppet show (probably, who can tell).

You think I like this hair, you think I like these clothes, you think I like Point Break? Little hand says it's time to rock and roll!  So bust out your black satin sheets, hike up your midrift tank top, and prepare to get radical or is it spiritual? Surf-Robbing cults are confusing!!!  Welcome to seaworld, kid!!!!!

It's wedding season y'all and you know what that means.  Time to put on your best 90's vest, memorize the words to all your favorite songs, and try to ruin a multi-million dollar wedding.  That's right, we watched My Best Friend's Wedding.  So come along and hang out with Dermil McDermey, evil Julia Roberts, and the Mouth Kissers Association of America.  KIMMY....kimmy...KIMMY...kimmy!!!!

Our brave podders are just normal people.  They put their bluejeans on one leg at a time, then they put on a denim shirt, a denim jacket, denim socks, and then they watch Necessary Roughness.  See, just like you.  You know the drill, grab a motley crew of misfits, have a cooky training montage, and then play the big climactic game against some anonymously evil team.  It may sound like pretty well worn territory, kinda trite, but it's gold I tell ya.  Also it has Kathy Ireland and I think we broke Bridget.  Time to par-tay!!!!!

As we wait for the singularity, our brave podcasters watch Short Circuit in an attempt to appease our new robot overlords.  Will they succeed or will they get bogged down in robot love triangles, crazy cultural appropriation, and Steve Gutenberg's luscious mullet?  Time to find out, stat!! Your mother was a snowblower!!!!

Put your seatbelts on, because we're jumping into our vintage cars and driving back to 1999 to party like it's the Time Zone Centennial Extravaganza.  That's right we watched Drive Me Crazy, the movie that has something for the slobs with their beds on the floor, the populars with their Gap fashion, and of course the psycho best friends who just want to see the world burn.  Time to date your neighbor!!!

It's the 50th episode, y'all!!! Our brave podders went straight to the center of all things 80's and watched The Goonies.  Will they make it out alive or will they be impaled by the stabby jabbies, be bored to death by one too many monologues, or just fall into the deadly Astoria death well?  What actor gets their IIFR smoking jacket? Which podder personally knows one of the goonies? Listen and find out.

Outerspace is dumb and for nerds.  That's why our podcasters watched InnerSpace.  You see, InnerSpace is for drunken test pilots, hypochondriac grocery store clerks, and cowboy themed arms dealers.  Astronauts can keep their boring missions to the moon.  We're doing shots, scattering our loose leaf paper, and getting injected right into Martin Short's butt.  InnerSpace, y'all!!!

Put on your best Smylex makeup, flouf your hair, and make sure your henchmen brought the big boombox.  That's right our podders became the night (knight?) and watched Batman.  And not the millennial's lame version.  Our batman can't move his neck, wears glasses, and weighs 160 lbs soaking wet.  This is 1989 Tim Burton's Batman. You want to get nuts!!!!!