The leaves are beginning to fall, everyone is breaking out their James Joyce books, and the cheerleaders are getting ready for the diving matches.  That's right we watched Back to School.  So crack open a miller light, throw out your school's honor code, and be wary of those sexy coeds and professors.  They have a darkness behind their eyes that could mean true love, but probably means murder.  Oingo Boingo!!!!

Huzzah, we did it y'all!!! 100 movies.  All of them amazing in their own special way.  To celebrate we watched a little ditty about Jack and Rose, two American kids then one of them froze.  That's right we watched that boat sinking movie.  So break out your pirate earrings, pick out your sex car, and draw me like one of your french girls.  Also, be sure to register to vote for the king of the world.  Jack/Fabrizio 1909.  They've got a real chance!!!

Summer vacay is over.  So get out of the damn water, already.  Your hands are all pruny, that kid over there is making a funny face and is probably peeing, and also…SHARKS!!!!!!    That’s right, we watched Jaws.  So put on your fanciest anchor themed suit, fashion some glasses out of a coat hanger, and get out of the water already. Or don’t. Sharks are the polar bears of the sea and you know how cute polar bears are!  Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies….

It's the middle of summer, apple pie is on the window sill, and it's so hot the world is on fire.  It's baseball time!!! So we fired up our VHS and watched A League of Their Own.  So join our athletic podders and find out if Dottie is in league with Shoeless Joe Jackson and Pete Rose; are the last place O's the hottest team in baseball; was this in fact my old playground and why is it no longer?  Shirley Baker!!!!!!

First rule of wishing is to keep it short and succinct.  So we told our Zoltar machine 'HANKS' and it fired up the 1988 Tom Hanks classic "Big".  (Sorry Chet Haze.  We'll get around to listening to your music one day.) So grab your Silly String, your mini corn, and your child like whimsy that will make toy companies and sexy business ladies cheer!!!  Shimmy Shimmy cocoa pop!!!!

Camus once said "Le destin n'est pas dans l'homme mais autour de l'homme", which basically translates to: Forces of Nature, am I right?!  That's pretty deep for us so we checked in with Ben Affleck and he said, just watch the 1999 movie Forces of Nature.  And we did.   So grab your track suit pants, check the IMDB page for John Doe, and disregard all train safety.  And remember there's a rose in a fisted glove; And the eagle flies with the dove; And if you can't be with the one you love, honey; Boink the one you're with!

Happy Pride Month!!!!! (Or if you're in San Diego, Happy almost Pride Month!!!!)  In honor of the grand old rainbow flag our podders watched The Birdcage.  So head down to Miami, break out your thong, toss off your shoes, and watch some seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race already. Come on, shake your body baby, do the Conga! I know you can't control yourself any longer!

Does this ever happen to you? You’re just driving your car and a woman falls out of the sky into your backseat and then you’re tasked with saving the world?  Happens to us on the daily.  That’s why we watched the 5th Element.  So throw on your best future couture, put a salad spinner on your head, and grab your frickin' multipass.  That's right we're headed to Fholston Paradise, baby!!!

Relationships, man!  Am I right?  I am right, and that's why we watched Down to You.  That's right Prinze Jr., Stiles, a bottle of shampoo, and fish!!!! So strap in and get ready for romance, comedy, Shakespeare (maybe), and porn?!  

It's graduation season.  A time for change, a time for hope, a time for saxophone!  That's right, we watched St. Elmo's Fire.  Our podders dive into this classic brat pack flick to find out if stalking is cool, if there's such a thing as too much cocaine, and if being a good person even matters when you have good friends.   Boogada boogada boogada ah ah ah!!!!!