Is It for Reel

Kids, am I Right?  They grow up in a blink of an eye so why not shrink em!  Thusly, our podders watched Honey I Shrunk The Kids.  So set the 'Shrink (death) Ray' to 3/4 inch and get ready to learn about atomic physics, when to worry about the safety of your kids, and oh ya French Class.  Ha ha ha!!!!  Also, keep saying the mantra "I hate ants.  I won't shed a tear.  I hate ants. I won't shed a tear."  Good luck, it's a jungle out there!

It's that time of year when people are rising from the dead and plagues are coming in double digits! Appropriately,  our brave podders wrapped themselves up tight and watched The Mummy.  Get your desert bangs ready, decide which plague you want to marry, and don't go picking up random intestine jars.  They nasty.  Anck Su Namuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!

Do you like your fantasy dark and dirty.  Well, our podders do so they watched Willow.   Grab some medieval teeth whitener, watch out for troll meatballs, and pack a diaper bag. Now, get thee to the crossroads, find a birdcage friend, and go on an adventure already!  

Our podders realized that they're all of an age but have no idea how they got there.  So they googled 'coming of age' movie and Mermaids popped up. So get ready for small town shoop shooping, a 2 hour long ad for joining the nunnery, and fricking Cher. Put your swimming hats on, lower your expectations on actual mermaid sightings, and do yourself a favor and watch the music video for If I Could Turn Back Time.  Cher!!!!!!!!!

Strap in baby, because we're going to watch a movie about experimenting on babies!!! We think that's the premise.  That's right, we watched Twins!  Get ready for evil scientists, muscle babies, and Azerbaijani zombies! What!?! Is this the comedy we remember? Get to the chopper and find out!

Swords, sparks, yada yada yada, immortal!!!!! That's right, we watched Highlander so hook yourself up to some car batteries and start polishing your sword.  Get ready for a laid back Lambert, a cuckoo bananas Clancy, and Sean Connery as Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez aka a drunk Scotsman in Puss in Boots cosplay.  Hold on tight, because everything's gonna explode and then have a cigarette.  There can be only one!!!!!!!

Oh mon dieu! I hope you brought your reading glasses because this week we closed out Foreign Film February with the subtitled verbosity of Amélie (don't forget the accent aigu)!  We have had frenetic techno action with the Germans, time bending sex with the Spanish and now it's time for those crazy french to bring all the quirk.  So cut your bangs real short, contemplate the desires of a curious cat, and don't use proverbs as a replacement for background checks on your manic pixie tinder date.  

How does Foreign Flick February celebrate Valentines Day? With all the Sexo that's how.  So put the kids to bed, it's about to get steamy...and muddy as we talk about Lucía y el Sexo.  So drop your drawers, double check the references of your nanny, and grow a Spanish mullet (apparently that is the best way to cover up your personality flaws and attract the best Spanish ladies).  Maybe check the IMDB parent's guide on this one.  Viva el sexo!!!

We're studying abroad this month and watching some foreign flicks.  This week we're hitting the ground running with Run Lola Run!  So strap on your best clunky running boots, set your spotify playlist to berlin techno supreme, and maybe really assess if that cute dummy with the puppy dog eyes is really boyfriend material.  So get ready for all the cardio and come celebrate the true princess of Quantumania.  LOLAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! 

Are you a Dockers Dude or one of The Outsiders?  Take our quick survey and find out!  Do you like sleeping on outdoor oklahoma ottomans? Do you like your hair with a party in the back and greasy all over? Are you a promising male actor from 1983 (we will also accept tiger beat pop stars or underground jazz singers)? Final question, do you like donnybrooks in a deluge?  Guess, what you're an Outsider.  And just like Olive Garden, when you're here you're family.  But no free bread, that's for those on the other side of the tracks.