Is It for Reel

Our podders have never been afraid of Big Corporate Weather, so they bravely watched Twister! Grab all your famous character actor interns (like all of them), bring a duffle bag of white tank tops, We're gonna discover a little bit about love, the probability of 5 twisters coming at ya at once, and how this was a lesbian movie all along.  So shout out your favorite tornado lingo, you know it by heart! "It’s a sidewinder; We got sisters; They’re in the bear cage; The cone of silence; They're gonna punch the core"

We're here to talk about the tune that has been in your brain since the day you were born.  That's right we watched Fame and we want to live forever!  So let's travel back to 1980 New York City, where the streets was gritty, the band geeks, chorus nerds, and dance freaks were battling it out to see who could rule the art WORLD, and of course everyone's dreams come true.  (checking my notes and that should read broken dreams).  Watch out, monologues coming!!!!

With the new musical Mean Girls coming out our podders decided to make fetch a thing.  Well maybe not but they watched the original Mean Girls so close enough.  Grab your mathaletes jacket (yo, they went for the leather!), adorn your spine halo with flowers, and be sure to do a mic drop before your trust fall (Janis Rules!!!!!).  So hurry up and listen to the pod, Damien cannot stop this car.  He has a curfew and he wants his pink shirt back!!!!!

It's 2024, it's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life and we've got slicked back hair.  That's right our podders watched Gattaca.  So head on down to men's warehouse to pick up your space suit, don't leave the house without a few vials of your besties hair and fingernails, and bring a towel because you know there will be a swim off!!!

Tired of hanging out with your lame family over the holidays?  Then come hang out with us as we watch the OG cheesy Christmas movie.  That’s right we watched A Christmas Prince.  Is the plot so lame it’s lame or does this secret gem deserve an Oscar for ev-er-y-thing!  Escape your aunt’s figgy pudding, fire up your Netflix, push play when we say go, and join your favorite podcasters to hurl quips at the screen Mystery Science Theater 3000 style.  To the dungeons!!!

Holidays got you down?  Having to work on Christmas? Well, just follow Sandy B's lead and hit the como ward looking for hotties.  That's right we watched While You Were Sleeping.  So skip out on work (A.I. is just going to start doing it anyway), pay some local punks to push your crush onto the subway tracks, and then just kinda go with it.  You'll be married and happy by National Bean Day (that's Jan 6th for all you non bean heads).  Happy Holidays!!!!!

They say he comes for us all and he muses whether this day or the next he will draw nigh. We are of course talking about the Grumpy Goose! Yup we watched Grumpy Old Men.  So batten down your earflaps, check the back seat for fishy hitchhikers and get ready for a whole fishing shed full of Minnesotaness.  Putz! Moron!

As Queen Latifah says, "Dreams become reality when we put our minds to it".  To that end, our podders put their heads together and watched Total Recall.  So bust out your best 90's future fashion, get all the squibs you can carry, and get your ass to Mars.  And remember, ain't no party like a Venusville party because a Venusville party has Quato, space drugs, and no oxygen.  See you at the party!!!!!

Double double toil and trouble, fire burn and blow out that hair!!! That's right we watched Witches of Eastwick.  So get your besties together and conjure up your dream guy.  Or save yourself some demon trouble and pour another pitcher or two of martinis and see what happens, wink wink.  They say there is no fury like a woman scorned especially if they've got big ol' 80's hair!!!  

It's spooky time y'all! So our Podders sharpened up their stakes and watched Buffy The Vampire Slayer.  So fine tune your warrior ways mastered over many lifetimes or just have your stunt double do it.  And remember that while vampires are vicious and strong as H-E-Double Hockey sticks, they're emotionally and physically vulnerable.  Like you can rip their arms right off.  Spooky Scary!!!