Is It for Reel

As Rockwell says I always feel like somebody's watching me ...and it is those freakin' trees!!!! That's right our podders watched The Watcher in The Woods and now they are freaking fraid of foliage.  So grab your eclipse ritual rule book, your pond poking stick, and your motocross helmet that your mom wrote your name on and get ready for some scares Disney style!!!!  Karen?! ...Betty Davis??!!! ...Narek?????????

Our podders were in the mood for a heist movie so they watched Steal Magnolias, a tale of six sassy southern ladies who work to orchestrate the most sophisticated, elaborate tree nursery heist ever!!! Oh wait no, it's S-T-E-E-L and  this is about living, laughing, and loving southern style.  So check your HOA regulations on reckless gun shooting, get a big ole glass of sweet tea, and get ready to have your hearts stolen by these steely/stealy southern women.  So it is a heist!!!!!!!  

It's a new year and a new day, and have we got a pod for you.  We're talking, not one, not two, but Thirteen Warriors.  Yup that's right we fired up the old VHS and watched the 1999 Antonio Banderas classic/bomb, The Thirteenth Warrior.  So get ready for fireside duolingo, cannibal cave people, and questionable amounts of eye liner.  So bust out those copies of Beowulf from junior high and ask yourself "do you know the difference between a man and a bear?  Ya, but what if it's dark?  See!!!!!  Also, is Phillip trolling Bridget with this movie pick? Listen to find out!!!!!

It's that time of year again for you to watch a movie right along with your fav podders.  We watched Hot Frosty and now we want to watch it with you!!  So get your cousin who works for geek squad and get ready for a buffet for the eyes and ears!!  Let's all yell at the screen together, MST3K style.  Remember, don't start the movie till we say so, or you might melt into a romantic puddle.  Enjoy you hot frosties, you!!!  

For Thanksgiving, our podders dipped their faces in the pumpkin pie and all became Mrs. Doubtfire. Hello!!!!!! So get ready for some quick changes, just a few rapid fire voices, and of course face melting like it just came out of a John Carpenter film. Let's get ready for some divorce court hijinks. As Thomas Jane always says "I just want my kids back!"

Our Podders reached back to 1995 and watched Clueless to truly see if the world is a flat circle.  And yup, nothing changes, even Paul Rudd's face.  So get ready for some makeovers, never ever get on the freeway, and do whatever you want with your butts!  As if!!!!!

It's spooky season y'all.  No not election season, ya big Sillies.  I'm talking about Halloween.  Our podders watched Tremors and instantly started shaking in their (cowboy) boots.  So put on your best Trash Cowboy attire, get to the nearest drybar for a bacon blowout, and whatever you do no more friggin pogoing!!!!! And remember, always chose the elephant gun.  More stopping power, duh!!!  

Sequels are a time honored tradition.  Empire strikes back, The Godfather Part 2, Grease 2....(record scratch).  I guess our podders play by their own rules!!!!  So get greasier with all your favorites from the original.  Like Frenchy, those teachers, and that one bad guy.   So get your bowling shoes ready, work on identifying people even when they are wearing goggles, and trade in your muscle car for a motorcycle because the environment/gas prices?  With elections coming up, don't forget to Do It for Your Country!!!!  

Grab all the city mice and country mice you can hold.  That's right our podders threw down their quilting and watched Big Business.  Practice your milking yodeling combo skills, brush up on your professional putt putt lingo, and of course study the ins and outs of big business! You know share holder meetings and business papers and power blouses.  And remember if you're going into the office, don't dress like a blood clot!

For all you cat jugglers and milk faces out there, get ready to be somebody.  That's right we watched The Jerk. So gather all your disco dancer friends in your own disco room, grab your glasses by the optigrab, and feel free to disregard the carnival personnel signs.  YOLO!!!!!  Remember it's not the money that's important, it's all the stuff! Especially the paddle game and the chair.