Is It for Reel

It's summer time so we're talking boys, cars, and consequences.  Yea!!! That's right we're Riding in Cars with Boys.  Get ready for more Barrymore as we time jump more than Marty McFly, fly through an episode of MTV's Teen Moms, and check to see if Ms. Barrymore's accent coach was worth the money.  My daughter's a Tramp!!!!!!

Wedding Bells are in the air and so is some crazy 80's hair.  That's right our Podders watched the Wedding Singer and one of our podders even decided to take the wedding bit one step further.  Listen to find out how!!!!! Also find out what not to do as a Bar Mitzvah DJ, is Christina Pickles a real person, and the pros and cons of DeLorean ownership.  Let's all join Spandau Ballet and sing: I know this much is true!!!!!!!

As Winston Churchill said, "We will fight on the beaches, we will fight on the rocky slopes of Klendathu, we will fight in space. Hey watch out for those bug booty bombs." That's right we watched Starship Troopers.  So be sure to practice your jumpball moves, keep that chin strap on tight, oh and double check you're not a cog in a fascist regime. And watch out; the bugs are mean, the the showers are coed, and did we mention that you might be rooting for the baddies. Want to know more!!!

And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIiiIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiIIiiiiiiiiiIIIIIII...... Just a simple one letter word sung to perfection and you know exactly what we're talking about.  That's right we watched The Bodygaurd.  Come for the romance but stay to see Kevin Costner chest kick a Day Clown.  We'll see if we can discover do samurai swords make for good foreplay, is Kevin Costner the best or worst actor, and was Whitney Houston the best singer or the greatest singer?  ........IIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiIII will always love You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What makes a man?  Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? We needed to find out so we watched The Big Lebowski.  So join us as our podders discover the irresistible sex appeal of a man in a bathrobe, delve into whether the rug or the money is the true macguffin, and finally try to figure out why every guy we know has this movie memorized.  Maybe the talking tumbleweed knows.  I am the walrus!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Mother's Day y'all!!!  We of course watched the most Mother's Day movie of all time: Congo!  So grab your comms-link death ray, take a closer look at those gorilla grant applications, and grab all your bright red camo jungle gear.  Come on, shake your body, baby, do the Congo.  I know you can't control yourself any long-o!!?!

So our podders were on Holiday reading a Vogue article about the Material Girl.  Keep It Together, y'all, it's only Human Nature they watched Who's That Girl.  So get ready for a Bedtime Story about Erotica, a Bad Girl, and some Hanky Panky! Like a Prayer we learned in church we said Oh Father, Justify My Love for this movie even though it's Borderline a Fever dream. So whether you Cherish this True Blue classic or if you're Like a Virgin and you've never seen it, Express Yourself!  Also, Papa Don't Preach about pronunciation (You'll See once you finish the pod).  And remember Don't Cry for Me Argentina, , Bitch I'm Madonna, La Isla Bonita!!!!!!   

Our podders are dreaming of the suburbs... white picket fences, BBQ's with the neighbors, and murder. That's right we watched The Burbs.  So stifle your rage at your neighbors lawn, get a hobby other than peeping, and remember hell is other people whether it's murderous psychos or just Steve who always leaves his trash cans in front of your driveway! Freakin Steve!!!!! About a nine on the tension scale, Rube!!!!

Spring is the time of rebirth, frenemieship, and Camp with a capital 'C'. Thusly, our podders put on their fanciest lounge leotards and watched Death Becomes Her.   So go get a spray (paint) tan, strengthen up your neck, and read the fine print before you go drinking anything at Isabella Rosellini's pool parties! Bottom's up!!!!!!

Our podders spent all winter strengthening their delts for boombox season and you know the whole time they watched Say Anything.  So bust out your trench coat (it works for every social occasion), practice your graduation a cappella song, and say it with me 'mixtapes always make more romantic gifts then pens'!  And don't you go being fooled by those puppy dog eyes.  Joe lies when he cries!!!