Is It for Reel

It's turkey time so our podders of course checked their rolodex of Thanksgiving movies and watched Pieces of April.  Remember the first rule of Thanksgiving, make sure your food doesn't kill people, second rule is make sure your food doesn't kill people, third rule is be nice to your neighbors because you never know when you'll need their appliances.  Pass the cranberry sauce. We're having mashed potatoes. Ooh, the turkey looks great. Thank you for loving me.  Thank you for being there.  Kill the turkey!!!!

Our Podders decided to get in shape so they ran, they ran so far away, but they couldn't get away.  They also watched The Running Man.  So throw on your sleekest spandex, study up on your hexagonal decoding sequences, and figure out your favorite stalker before Damon calls on you so you don't look like a complete fool on dystopian TV!!!!  You started the movie for Arnie, but you stayed for Buzzsaw, Professor Sub Zero, Fireball, Dynamo, and Captain Freedom.  Who loves you and who do you love!!!!!!!!!

They tried to kick our brave podders off the air, but they're back, baby!! And to honor one of the greatest, they watched First Wives Club.  Here's to you Diane Keaton!!! So crank your screams to 11, put together your vision boards for revenge/world domination/ justice, and get ready for the truckasaurus that is Keaton-Hawn-Midler!!!! Evil exes beware!!!!!!!!!

It's a pom pom summer, Y'all.  So keep the pride alive and head to camp (conversion?!?) with our podders for But I'm A Cheerleader. Join RuPaul, Rufio, and Bull from Night Court for some hetero olympics, gardening with Rock, and of course all the gravely voiced Natasha Lyonne you can handle.  Now choose your colors: blue, pink, or rainbow!!!   

With all this talk of Alcatraz this and Alcatraz that, our podders debated hitting their heads against a rock.  Instead they wisely decided to watch The Rock.  So double check your hired goons don’t have the crazy eyes, take some dramamine for all the Bayhem cuts and swirls, and be sure to take pleasure in all your gutting endeavors.  And for the love of Zeus’ butt, keep track of how many times you’ve said Candyman (that’s one).

Hey groovy gholies, do you hate your job? Are the florescent lights sucking out your soul? Well, let our podders reassure you that a volcano is not the answer.  Yup, they watched Joe Versus The Volcano.  From the mind of the writer of Congo and Doubt (what?!).  A Man, A Mountain, a Meg, and probably a flibbertigibbet.  May you live to be a thousand years old, sir!!!!!

We live in a pulpy world: lurid, sensationalistic, and super chunky orange juice.  That's right, our podders watched Pulp Fiction.  And just like dance competitions colliding with motorcycle nomenclature, we are partnering with The Creative Alliance and their Interactive Movie Night on Friday, May 16th. So listen to the pod to get the low down and then twist the night away with some amazing interactions.  Remember, don’t do drugs (but if you do make sure you have a Lance), do not steal McGuffin brand briefcases under any circumstance, and buy your sporting good from Play-It-Again Sports, trust us.  

Our podders were looking for some divine intervention in this mixed up crazy world so they watched Sister Act.  Break out your Whoppie cushions, invite over your cuddliest bikers, and get ready to sing!!!!!! What you don't know how to sing?! Don't worry it's easy, just sing!   See, you've got it. Also, remember no matter how silly and goofy the world is, there are probably super bad dudes out to kill you and it's probably Harvey Keitel.  Keep singing! You don't want to disappoint Maggie Smith!!!!!!

While apparently dudes think about the Roman Empire everyday, our podders think outside the box and think about freaky deaky pyramids.  Ya, that's right they watched Stargate.  It's like a gate but for stars, man! So get ready for ancient alines, laser guns of questionable power and accuracy, clothing straight from the runways of Paris and children's outfits straight from your nightmares.  Also, James Spader playing a nerd and Kurt Russel trying to figure out the right haircut for his mood.  Don't think! Just jump through that stargate!!!!

The last episode was not correct so here is the real one.  Enjoy!  As Rockwell says I always feel like somebody's watching me ...and it is those freakin' trees!!!! That's right our podders watched The Watcher in The Woods and now they are freaking fraid of foliage.  So grab your eclipse ritual rule book, your pond poking stick, and your motocross helmet that your mom wrote your name on and get ready for some scares Disney style!!!!  Karen?! ...Betty Davis??!!! ...Narek?????????