Hey groovy gholies, do you hate your job? Are the florescent lights sucking out your soul? Well, let our podders reassure you that a volcano is not the answer.  Yup, they watched Joe Versus The Volcano.  From the mind of the writer of Congo and Doubt (what?!).  A Man, A Mountain, a Meg, and probably a flibbertigibbet.  May you live to be a thousand years old, sir!!!!!

We live in a pulpy world: lurid, sensationalistic, and super chunky orange juice.  That's right, our podders watched Pulp Fiction.  And just like dance competitions colliding with motorcycle nomenclature, we are partnering with The Creative Alliance and their Interactive Movie Night on Friday, May 16th. So listen to the pod to get the low down and then twist the night away with some amazing interactions.  Remember, don’t do drugs (but if you do make sure you have a Lance), do not steal McGuffin brand briefcases under any circumstance, and buy your sporting good from Play-It-Again Sports, trust us.  

Our podders were looking for some divine intervention in this mixed up crazy world so they watched Sister Act.  Break out your Whoppie cushions, invite over your cuddliest bikers, and get ready to sing!!!!!! What you don't know how to sing?! Don't worry it's easy, just sing!   See, you've got it. Also, remember no matter how silly and goofy the world is, there are probably super bad dudes out to kill you and it's probably Harvey Keitel.  Keep singing! You don't want to disappoint Maggie Smith!!!!!!

While apparently dudes think about the Roman Empire everyday, our podders think outside the box and think about freaky deaky pyramids.  Ya, that's right they watched Stargate.  It's like a gate but for stars, man! So get ready for ancient alines, laser guns of questionable power and accuracy, clothing straight from the runways of Paris and children's outfits straight from your nightmares.  Also, James Spader playing a nerd and Kurt Russel trying to figure out the right haircut for his mood.  Don't think! Just jump through that stargate!!!!

The last episode was not correct so here is the real one.  Enjoy!  As Rockwell says I always feel like somebody's watching me ...and it is those freakin' trees!!!! That's right our podders watched The Watcher in The Woods and now they are freaking fraid of foliage.  So grab your eclipse ritual rule book, your pond poking stick, and your motocross helmet that your mom wrote your name on and get ready for some scares Disney style!!!!  Karen?! ...Betty Davis??!!! ...Narek?????????

As Rockwell says I always feel like somebody's watching me ...and it is those freakin' trees!!!! That's right our podders watched The Watcher in The Woods and now they are freaking fraid of foliage.  So grab your eclipse ritual rule book, your pond poking stick, and your motocross helmet that your mom wrote your name on and get ready for some scares Disney style!!!!  Karen?! ...Betty Davis??!!! ...Narek?????????

Our podders were in the mood for a heist movie so they watched Steal Magnolias, a tale of six sassy southern ladies who work to orchestrate the most sophisticated, elaborate tree nursery heist ever!!! Oh wait no, it's S-T-E-E-L and  this is about living, laughing, and loving southern style.  So check your HOA regulations on reckless gun shooting, get a big ole glass of sweet tea, and get ready to have your hearts stolen by these steely/stealy southern women.  So it is a heist!!!!!!!  

It's a new year and a new day, and have we got a pod for you.  We're talking, not one, not two, but Thirteen Warriors.  Yup that's right we fired up the old VHS and watched the 1999 Antonio Banderas classic/bomb, The Thirteenth Warrior.  So get ready for fireside duolingo, cannibal cave people, and questionable amounts of eye liner.  So bust out those copies of Beowulf from junior high and ask yourself "do you know the difference between a man and a bear?  Ya, but what if it's dark?  See!!!!!  Also, is Phillip trolling Bridget with this movie pick? Listen to find out!!!!!

It's that time of year again for you to watch a movie right along with your fav podders.  We watched Hot Frosty and now we want to watch it with you!!  So get your cousin who works for geek squad and get ready for a buffet for the eyes and ears!!  Let's all yell at the screen together, MST3K style.  Remember, don't start the movie till we say so, or you might melt into a romantic puddle.  Enjoy you hot frosties, you!!!  

For Thanksgiving, our podders dipped their faces in the pumpkin pie and all became Mrs. Doubtfire. Hello!!!!!! So get ready for some quick changes, just a few rapid fire voices, and of course face melting like it just came out of a John Carpenter film. Let's get ready for some divorce court hijinks. As Thomas Jane always says "I just want my kids back!"