Is It Safe?

Steve is feeling better after his recent illness left him bedridden. Guess how many buzz topics we cram into the first minute of the show? Harrison Butker's anti-feminist message which follows Catholic dogma reminds us that Butker isn't the first idiot kicker in the NFL. Have you seen the Italian gas nozzle ass blaster? It's a real hoot! Patrick Mahomes is trying to hide his Kermit The Frog voice in public. Jerry Seinfeld's newest film Unfrosted isn't high on the watch list for Steve or Luke. Luke is pissed about Jerry Seinfeld's outdated ways. Govier was losing interest in Michigan football back in his 20's, but he didn't see it all the way through. Follow your own voice! What's more depressing? Catholic priest abuse or the Holocaust? We're sorry for forcing you into making choice in this nightmare scenario. Govier recalls the crappy Ford Escort he wanted to buy after his high school graduation, but his friend Brandon ended up buying it with his graduation money. Steve remembers cramming five people into that thing. Did your parents drive an Escort once a upon a time? We got emails! Finn Gurrer must find out how the fellas feel about constipation. Then the back up of backed up tales begins. Govier's second stepdad had crappy issues plus he looked like Gordy from ABC Warehouse. The infamous Jason Rehnlund from high school will always be associated with the NES Tetris music from a song created many moons ago about the man himself & his annoying ways. Steve found a doppelganger for our friend Chad named Professor Green. Bill Burr gave Bill Maher a hard time on Maher's podcast recently and Luke loves it. Remember Gus Macker basketball tourneys? Govier shares memories from all the cars he had as a high schooler. Luke wants everybody to know how funny Sam Morrill is. It's a new episode so of course there is more Israeli/Palestinian rhetoric for you all with still no peace in sight. Shopper's Drug Mart in Toronto wants volunteers to work for free. This is for real. We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening and emailing us your highly entertaining thoughts. We close the show with Everything's Ruined by Faith No More. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at [email protected] or check out our Discord:

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The NFL Draft is in Detroit! Is that fun? Govier is learning about the Oakland County Child Killer which seems to be an unsolved mystery that doesn't get as much attention as it should considering true crime is all the rage. Govier got the yeahs updated from previous episodes. Get ready for plenty of Collective Soul yeahs. The United States government is making TikTok an enemy of the state when it isn't & the feds can spy on anybody in the country at any time making the 4th amendment a moot point. Did you know that Julia Fox was Josh Safdie's muse for the movie Uncut Gems? We got your emails! Travis is pissed that Govier unfairly labeled him a Wild Hogs fan. Which movie would you be pissed about being incorrectly labeled as enjoying? Finn Gurrer is learning a lot about Third Eye Blind's Semi-Charmed Life while also putting a decision to the show related to numerical musical artists. Remember Bowling For Soup? Steve wants to talk about opioids, but we're tabling it for another day when Govier is fully prepped. Steve proves that American universities are not bastions of knowledge leading the way toward a more developed future. Govier has Mr. Show fever which means there are multiple Mr. Show skits coming your way on this episode. Did you know about the connection between Mr. Show & Blink-182? East Palestine's train derailment settlement has been set at $600 million. As the show closes Govier has a sad story about a former co-worker who deserves to be remembered forever. Then Luke shares a recent event about a good friend in California who isn't here anymore. Powerful stuff. We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening and emailing us your highly entertaining thoughts. We close the show with Rookie by Boy Sets Fire. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at [email protected] or check out our Discord:

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We got ourselves a guest host this week! Luke is out of town which opens the door for our Cinema 9 pal Eric Branstrom to guest host with Govier 7 Steve. Sean Connery said some real bogus stuff about women 30 years ago to Barbara Walters. This is not a deep fake! Eric received an apology from a former high school bully as walked outside of a gym. Eric boned up on Israeli politics just for his appearance. We have 5 emails! How about them apples? Dave sent in a treatise on Boeing & the outdated efforts of their aerodynamic engineering efforts. Dave also has heard Collective Soul's Shine more than once since the song first appeared on the show a couple weeks ago. How many of you still have your gigantic CD album case with all of your CDs in it? Govier has a new addition to the Brett Butler/Shelby Foote/Steve Collins southern drawl acapella group. Govier wants to know if Eric & other parents recognize the futility of having kids when the United States is in decline in the 21st century. Aaron Rodgers says AIDS was perpetrated by the U.S. government, but Govier is more concerned about busting up a misnomer about the so-called patient zero of AIDS. That is simply not true. Joe's email is written in astonishment about Govier's mom's ex-boyfriend from the 1980s. Finn Gurrer writes his shortest email ever offering up a tag-team showdown including four different one hit wonders from the late 1990s & early 2000s. Another email from Joe has to do with classic rock hits that are the most popular state by state. How do you define the parameters of what makes the cut for classic rock? Metallica, The Ramones & Blondie: rank them in order. Govier recalls breaking into his stepdad's bedroom back in high school. Lots of goodies in there. Steve has a John Eastman update for everybody. Medicaid enrollment is shrinking across the country & Govier is one of the eligible people who is getting screwed. Plus Govier was trapped in a Target lockdown this week for an hour against his will. Some teacher from high school had a very loose policy when it came to keeping her vagina under wraps while reading Beowulf to the class.Eric is not a fan of the latest Arby's marketing campaign. The old days of Go West back in the 1990s is where it's at. When is the last time you had a Jamocha shake? Does Arby's suck? Will Smith & Martin Lawrence were pushing Bad Boys 4 at Coachella which is largely populated by well to-do social media influencers who are busy recording instead of experiencing life in real-time. Eric is baffled by castles while Steve wonders if there is a real castle with an actual moon door from Game Of Thrones. We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening and emailing us your highly entertaining thoughts. We close the show with A Small Potato's Mind by Husking Bee. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at [email protected] or check out our Discord:

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MIke's audio starts out trash for 3 minutes, then all systems are normal. Have no fear! Cinema 9 did a movie called The Island last week. Everybody was pissed. Louis Gossett Jr. bit the big one recently, but apparently there will be no Iron Eagle series marathon going down. Govier's mom's boyfriend from 1988 had an ancient sundial in his yard plus he wanted to be a swashbuckling pirate like Errol Flynn. You guys go Joe Lowry or Joe Yori? Which movies do you own outright in your Amazon video library? Govier has 12 or so in his library as the guys review Mike's library. Did Govier overdraft his bank account to purchase the 1993 rollerblading classic Airborne. Tom Green is in town just in time for opening day in Detroit while Tim Robinson is also doing a live show the same day. Get ready for some John Tesh Roundball Rock! Carrot Top is apparently tailor made for Eyes Wide Shut parties. Govier provides a quick appraisal of the hotels of downtown Detroit. One story didn't go too well for him. What's the better show: Detroiters or I Think You Should Leave? We got your emails! Travis from Cinema 9 & 93-94 A Music Pod kicks it off. Travis was there in the 90's, but he wants to know what type of animal all the guys would like to be if they could. Plus it's time for another round of name that random guy from Hartland High School in 1997 who had a pointless nickname like Horse. Get ready for Uncle Luke & some Doo Doo Brown coming your way! YouTube etiquette when it comes to liking or subbing videos is a thing. Luke has a problem with Sand Cranes. The adventures of Finn Gurrer continue! Where will Finn take us this week? That's what you're about to find out. Kirk Cousins or Finn's cousins? Steve has your upcoming 2024 solar eclipse report for those of you in the United States who want to catch a glimpse of this unique event. Steve is our astronomer of record. If he doesn't know, ask Google. Mike reminisces about the 1994 eclipse that his science class went outside to see in May of 1994. Steve also has thoughts on the new True Detective, including the music choices. Of course we couldn't end the show without sneaking in more Israeli/Palestinian murderous chaos. 7 members from chef Jose Andres charity called World Central Kitchen were targeted with drone strikes by the IDF & Jose Andres is furious about it. We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening and emailing us your highly entertaining thoughts. We close the show with I'll Bear by Car Colors. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at [email protected] or check out our Discord:

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This is a great show! Lots of laughs in this one. Govier mixed up Montessori with monsignor in tribute to monsignor's bone. There's a garbage crisis in our towns & Brother Tom is there for us. Then the Brett Butler "Hey Nadine" repetition begins. There's more Brett Butler to come in this show. Mike was on 93-94: A Music Podcast which unleashes a treasure trove of memories related to high school bullies. Even Luke had his own problems. We got two emails! Also, we try to get into P-Diddy's scumbag ways, but we get delayed. Mr. Pink helps us spell commingled! Then more Brett Butler bits. Govier is pissed because Luke hasn't seen David Fincher's Mank. It's right up his alley. Then all this leads to Collective Soul meets Color Me Badd. Finn Gurrer has a lot of f-words for us including a band with that word. David Cross' bit about literally unleashes Steve's list of common grammar mistakes plus his long awaited list of actual horny G.I. Joe character names. Joe Lieberman died & the media is licking his bum, but Steve sets the record straight. We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening and emailing us your highly entertaining thoughts. We close the show with Logs Of Shit by A Bunch Of Dudes In A Studio. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at [email protected] or check out our Discord:

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We finally got an email! Thanks Mr. Pink! Are we becoming too elitist and talking down to you guys? Email the show to confirm or refute this claim. We record the show with three different audio tracks which are done locally & then uploaded to Streamyard's cloud which allows me to modify the tracks to balance out each track's volume & equalization to maximize the friendliest sounds for your tender ears. Steve's audio file didn't save because he disconnected too soon or something (I check out early on this episode) so I had to clip the audio second by second from each time Luke & I were talking in proximity to Steve's voice. It took too long. I finally said screw it. I just uploaded the single track of all three voices at once. I don't know if it sucks or not. It's quarter to 4 in the morning & I'm toast. This episode has Keurig K Cups, more genocide in the middle east chatter, Bud Light, Steve's experience on top of the Green Monster at Fenway, capitalism will kill you & Pornhub is not cool anymore in 7 states. We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening and emailing us your highly entertaining thoughts. We close the show with Euphoria by Dan Boeckner. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at [email protected] or check out our Discord:

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Check out that bizarro disassociated United States senator Katie Britt on the cover! I have to go to bed so the notes are brief at best. Dive in with your pals Govier, Steve & Luke. If you're new here, welcome! We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening and emailing us your highly entertaining thoughts. We close the show with Your Racist Friend by They Might Be Giants. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at [email protected] or check out our Discord:

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Monday night stone! Steve requests a recall from Mike about the legendary Fuck-Around Brown from Mike's stint in jail many moons ago. Morning show seem to exist only to remind us of the stuff we remember from 20-30 years ago. Mike is clueless about some supposed presidential primaries that have taken place. Steve has the breakdown of the Supreme Court's latest ball washing of Donald Trump's zany transcontinental litigation shenanigans. It seems that technological advances like lane assist for drivers may be reducing the competency of the masses. Luke serves Mike because Mike brought up the same Ben Mendelsohn story from the 2012 film Killing Them Softly like he always does. We sneak in a Bud Light commercial break this week. Don't skip it! Undecided voters are real and the proof if in the endless advertising that defines the culture of the United States. Joe writes in because he knows his email makes the show that much better! Joe shares a video with us from some dude from The Austin School who breaks down the brutal realities of the Palestinian genocide. The video shares certain traits with the SNL clip featuring Bill Hader trying to raise funds for starving people in Africa. Obviously we then had to play the clips of Bill Hader doing Alan Alda impressions. Steve has a bone to pick about Mike's favoritism for Aaron Sorkin's work. He is not having it. We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening and emailing us your highly entertaining thoughts. We close the show with Sucked Out by Superdrag. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at [email protected] or check out our Discord:

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IIS talk show is here for you! We come right out the gate with the classic Cleveland tourism video from 14 years ago. Jon Stewart is back on the Daily Show part time and people love it! Do you? Biden is comatose so he was unable to do a softball interview on Super Bowl Sunday which isn't really news. Toby Keith is dead. That's your celebrity death report for this week. Bill Pullman is hot this week! He makes his second podcast appearance of late playing the dumbest saxophone you will ever hear in David Lynch's film Lost Highway. We got your emails! Eric checks in baffled as ever by the popularity of KISS. Welcome to hell. Are you familiar with the film known as American Carol? From the people who brought you Airplane and the Naked Gun, comes this terrible Bush-era propaganda piece. All time trash that must be seen to be believed. Anybody out there ever been busted by a cop who taps on your car door in the middle of nowhere after dark? We might have a few stories to share. Mr. Pink is feeling good about himself because the news continues to reinforce his ability not to be duped. No bible is going to stop him either. Finn Gurrer continues the saga of his work relationships and the lack of security that continues to plague his operation. Security protocols are in place. Dave writes us one more time about Aesop Rock. Cue Steve getting pissed! The atrocities against Palestinians in Gaza has Dave down in the dumps about humanity. Then Steve goes on a rant about the blatant disrespect of public billboards. It turns out many Americans don't know that they have leverage on the whole when it comes to their wages. Steve watched True Detective season 1 with his brother recently. They found Woody Harrelson doing some serious jaw-based acting in that season. Govier then wonders why it seems that Naomi Watts has cotton balls in her mouth in many of her films. We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening and emailing us your highly entertaining thoughts. We close the show with Tiny Raindrop by Balance And Composure. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at [email protected] or check out our Discord:

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We're back on track! Thanks for sticking with us. Govier is blown away that OJ Simpson is frequently featured on Come And Talk 2 Me which is a sports show hosted by Cam'ron & Ma$e in suits. Bizarro. Dan Campbell is blowing the minds of the locals here in metro Detroit. Have you heard the rumors about black male actors being coerced into dressing in drag? It's not just a one-off. The Katt Williams interview with Shannon Sharpe offers up this juicy tale plus the derision of Joe Rogan's army of unfunny comedians. Who's funnier: Joe Rogan or Bill Maher? Luke watched Killers of the Flower Moon, but Steve hasn't yet so we offer nothing to you about that film. David Caruso become iconically funny while attempting to do drama on CBS. Is Jim Carrey impersonating Caruso less, the same or more funny? We got your emails! Mr. Pink chimes in about our unintended hiatus. Sid wants to know if Luke thinks voting for Biden in Wisconsin purely for the Supreme Court cause is reason enough. Govier asks Steve for a throwback about the frequent anthrax attacks from 2002 related to diaper shits. We do the BBC proud! Joe checks in with an email about his clarification about Aesop Rock. Joe enlightens us about producer Blockhead. Govier wants to know if he has collaborated with Buckethead yet. Luke listened to over Aesop Rock songs to report to you all on the matter. Finn Gurrer has a crisis related to Sbarro credit cards, the Social Security Administration and TGI Friday's gift card. It's a doozy! Mr. Pink writes in briefly to thank the fellas for the show existing. Thank you Mr. Pink! Can Yao Ming be the lead villain in a new Rocky movie? We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening and emailing us your highly entertaining thoughts. We close the show with Wilma's Rainbow by Helmet. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at [email protected] or check out our Discord:

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