This is episode 61 of the WET Podcast.

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - We're just hangin' out

00:02:51 - Who smells the best?

00:04:24 - Whale Wars x Tom Ford

00:07:15 - Therapy Corner: Cologne and BMWs

00:12:02 - Ruining Phil's dream car

00:16:45 - They put a turbo on a tractor (video)

00:21:12 - Ostrich chariot racing (video)

00:24:28 - Dino of the Week

00:28:30 - Reacting to the new Jurassic Park Rebirth Trailer

00:33:31 - Crying to The Notebook alone in the top bunk (Justin's first breakup)

00:37:37 - Summarizing all the sad movies

00:40:51 - Beyoncé didn't deserve to win the Grammy

00:43:19 - Shakira's hips lied on their taxes

00:49:10 - Condoms for Gaza

00:52:33 - Trump's plan to take control of Gaza

00:57:37 - Baby German Markus was a first amendment activist

01:03:53 - Never fight in a basement

01:06:54 - McMAGA Trump Juice

01:10:52 - We snuck into Texas Groundhog day (Bee Cave Bob Armadillo Day)

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