Do you like boats? Of course you like boats. Do you like George Washington? Or course you like George Washington. Do you like West Virginia? Oh no we've lost you.

This is the story of Harpers Ferry. Come for the ghosts, stay for the soupciest soupçon, I'm not an idiot, the Florida gooch, cursive is so in these days, make us sound so smart Jeremy, sluices of the 18th century, sacre bleu; screw you, the first casualty of cholera is always the parade, and the worst possible Disney World ride.

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpers_Ferry,_West_Virginia
• https://www.wvgazettemail.com/flipside/flipside_news/beware-of-phantom-army-at-harpers-ferry-flipside/article_a7da284d-3b2b-5ee0-bf18-6d0ba733ae83.html
• https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/experiences/west-virginia/harpers-ferry-ghosts-wv
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_%26_O_Railroad_Potomac_River_Crossing
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brown%27s_raid_on_Harpers_Ferry

If there's one thing Patrick loves, it's ship episodes. Looooooves ship episodes. Looooooooooooooooooves ship episodes!

This is the story of Stede Bonnet and his Pirate Crew. Come for the ghosts, stay for oo much horse, margarita girlies, ocean doesn't have to be lonely, gotta stop licking the boat, this is basically how Moby Dick opens, I'm sticky, and just go to therapy.

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stede_Bonnet
• https://www.barbadoscarolinas.org/stede-bonnet-gentleman-pirate
• https://majorstedebonnet.com/Revenge.html
• https://www.hauntedrooms.com/south-carolina/haunted-places
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Point_Garden
• https://www.sandlappertours.com/haunted-white-point-gardens/

This one's basically a ghost story. Okay?

This is the story of Robert Schumann. Come for the ghost, stay for this is how brain worms happen, the Zapruder film of my phone, if Don Music can do it..., I was hoping there'd be electro therapy, oh my god the stamina, way behind on my tertiary syphilis, no Ouija boards in Germany, and why would Ernie give Bert dead frogs?

Heads up, Revolutionary War dorks! We're heading to the state that makes Patrick angriest to tell the tale of some nerd with a limp. LFG.

This is the story of the Nathanel Greene Homestead. Come for the ghost, stay for we do not tell the Dobby story, I'm getting a tattoo of it, Voltaire Jr. and Lady Voltaire, gotta be chlamydia, we need an equipment manager, getting mail is so fun, they were discovering all the diseases, and the old gerbil routine.

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathanael_Greene
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Nathanael_Greene_Homestead
• https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/experiences/rhode-island/haunted-and-historic-place-ri

Listen, we're going to get to the ghost, but have you heard this story about cell phones?

This is the story of Blackbird Hill. Come for the ghost, stay for we should cherish our elderly, a French accent that just gets better, he found such fortune, I fell in love with a volleyball, infidelity for dinner, and men be stabbin',

Sources:

• https://lewis-clark.org/people/blackbird/
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackbird_(Omaha_leader)
• https://www.legendsofamerica.com/ne-blackbirdhill/

Listen, friends. Sometimes life finds a way. And sometimes life gets away. And when life gets away, that's when ChatGPT has your back to pick up the slack.

Buckle up, this one's different.

This is the story of Nell Cropsey. Come for the ghost, stay for everyone's into something, a podcast about innovation, the Savannah of the North, the John Henry cautionary tale, the first Jedi mind trick, and you were always swimming in that dress.

Sources: ChatGPT

Welcome to Season 2! This season is going to be stranger, sexier, and way more innovative. Don't be surprised if Patrick starts showing up to the tapings nude. It's just the kind of thing we need to juice the ratings and avoid a sophomore slump.

This is the story of the Hellfire Caves. Come for the ghosts, stay for Old Yeller 2: Lost in the Jungle, the monkey-damaged child, dual audience surrogates, St. Francis and the hoes, they'd have spit their biscuits, ADD THE WHATSAPP LINK, the biggest goblet my little fingers could hold, coolest hell possible, and do me to oblivion or whatever.

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Hello, you've reached the offices of Is This a Ghost? The guys are on vacation right now and will return with brand new episodes soon. In the meantime, please enjoy this sneak peek of a brand new upcoming horror podcast from Smithshow Media called Infernal Canyons, written by Clayton Smith and Dave Bloom.

Subscribe to Infernal Canyons on Spotify or on Apple Podcasts.

The British are so strange, aren't they? But they do make good mining eqipment. But this isn't a story about a British mine, even though a British Empire Mine would be a pretty fun name, 'cause of history. No, this is about an American mine. Is this the worst episode description intro yet?

This is the story of the Empire Mine. Come for the ghosts, stay for eco-friendly to a point, (I'm a manager), the Platonic form of gold mine, it's not a fun nursery rhyme, some early Mario Bros. sh*t, and the inflation calculation of water.

Sources:

• https://www.legendsofamerica.com/empire-mine/
• https://mwg.aaa.com/via/places-visit/haunted-california-gold-country
• https://www.dangerousroads.org/north-america/usa/12201-empire-mine-road-is-one-of-the-most-haunted-roads-of-california.html#google_vignette
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_Mine_State_Historic_Park
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornish_engine
• https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/Man_engine_animation.gif

Must be nice to go on vacation, PATRICK. (But seriously, thanks for bringing your mic. Clayton did not have a backup plan.)

This is the story of Mary and the Mysterious Men of Rockwood Mansion. Come for the ghosts, stay for Hot Doug moves on Patrick's wife, one, two, three, etc., but you have to deal with the Amish, the appearance does not scream lilac, rich white people names, the Robert Stack School for Paranormal Nonsense, most powerful dog ghost, could just be a blues musician.

Sources:

• https://dehistory.pastperfectonline.com/byperson?keyword=Shipley%2C%20Joseph
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockwood_Museum_and_Park
• https://delawaretoday.com/life-style/rockwood-mansion-wilmington/
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ha-ha