In the premier of their sporadic new series, Duncan waterboards Geordie with Star Wars factoids. Hear Geordie suffer through an explanation of: the Dark Empire comic book run, an exhaustive list of Star Wars super weapons, the life and times of Boba Fett, and clone shenanigans galore.

The One Where Duncan had covid. Geordie embarks on his solo career, giving both his review of the new D&D movie and also giving a breakdown of his pitch for what a D&D movie ought to be.

It's a week of harsh punishments for Duncan. For his crimes against humanity (Geordie) he has been forced to read what is widely regarded as the worst fantasy novel of all time: The Eye of Argon. But because he's such a nice guy, Geordie read it too. The fellas discuss Conan fanfiction, when is a book so bad it's funny, and the actually pretty sad story behind it's creation.

Highlights of the episode include: arguments about the existence of "red emeralds," Geordie's inability to pronounce "thesaurus," and the fact that this is not the worst Conan pastiche Duncan has ever read. In fact it's, dare we say it? Not that unsuccessful? Can we? Really? Find out!

The fellas read Legend by David Gemmel and what do you know, Duncan found another Conan story! How does he do it? The fellas discuss siege logistics, the etymology of the word berserker, a good story weighed down by misogyny, and the story of the book's heartbreaking inception. Plus, Geordie begins his path towards revenge for Duncan's treachery.

Want a story about an extremely dangerous school for wizards, but with actual themes?! This episode the fellas check out Naomi Novik's Deadly Education. Once again Geordie has dragged Duncan back to the world of YA literature (don't worry he he loves it really.) The fellas discuss the books' themes of social isolation, class division and wizard socialism. The highlights of the episode include: getting stressed over the word sophomore, Duncan getting way too into shipping culture, and finally an act of treachery which may never be forgiven.

The fellas take a break from books (gross) to catch up on their current favourite fantasy TV show: Critical Role's Legend of Vox Machina. Geordie takes Duncan on a tour of the backstory of the D&D campaign which led up to the TV show. What discussion would be complete without an argument about Keyleth?

This episode's highlights include Duncan getting the chance to correct Geordie for the first time ever, and Geordie events a new drinking game: take a drink every time he says the words: "adaptational change."

Duncan and Geordie set off on an epic journey into imagination and adaptations in their analysis of Michael Ende's classic, The Neverending Story. Highlights include a fascinating role reversal, where Duncan can pronounce things and Geordie cannot, Geordie struggling with why he didn't enjoy the book more, and Duncan begins to suspect that all the book's characters are secretly evil.