In which we review The Magicians, Sam ruins the phrase “brew coffee” and Edwin eats two jellybeans.

In which Sam uses the peri to go to the Sushi Barn in a squidsuit and Edwin uses the tipstaff in the wheelieboy to sidestep Luke 4:5.

In which we review The X Files, Edwin can’t count ninjas and Sam reads tweets from John Carmack.

In which we learn what a ristretto is, Sam sleeps on the job and Edwin reveals his policy on wishing people happy birthday on Facebook.

In which we review Essentialism by Greg McKeown and talk about Terminator Genisys without doing an Arnie impression.

In which Sam can’t count ninjas and Edwin is baffled by the X Files.

In which we review The War of Art by Steven Pressfield, Edwin injures himself knitting and Sam talks from his big flappy mouth-hole.

In which Sam finds his old J-Pop podcast and Edwin forgets the names of 90s actors.

In which Sam accidentally writes a best-selling book on parenting and Edwin multitasks in the bath.

In which Sam and Edwin provide you with a guide on how to spot pop stars