It Can’t Be That Bad

Christian and Alejandro defend Year One (2009) starring Jack Black, Michael Cera, Harold Ramis and Juno Temple. They thoroughly review this one, a film based on the first few stories in the Bible. Christian and Alejandro can’t find a reason why people could hate this film. Alejandro reads a five star review as well as a one star review. Year One is what Sunday school should have been and is obviously the sequel to Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ. Also, the boys have a new fact checker that seems to love his job.

The daring duo defends the movie Waiting... (2005) starring Ryan Reynolds, Justin Long, Anna Faris, and Dane Cook. Christian ruins Alejandro’s meditations and worries about why Alejandro acts like Ryan Reynolds but looks like Justin Long. Alejandro has to explain his actions when Christian brings up “Ball Cam” (sorry Alejandro’s mom). The duo details the deranged game the characters play in a restaurant that could NEVER be played in 2019.

The daring duo defends the movie Waiting... (2005) starring Ryan Reynolds, Justin Long, Anna Faris, and Dane Cook. Christian ruins Alejandro’s meditations and worries about why Alejandro acts like Ryan Reynolds but looks like Justin Long. Alejandro has to explain his actions when Christian brings up “Ball Cam” (sorry Alejandro’s mom). The duo details the deranged game the characters play in a restaurant that could NEVER be played in 2019.

Christian and Alejandro defend Win A Date With Tad Hamilton! starring Josh Duhamel, Kate Bosworth, and Topher Grace. Alejandro drops his best improvised joke in his career. Christian reveals the secrets to how Alejandro flirts with women. Also, Alejandro wants to be "buff enough”. And there’s a complaint that someone isn’t wearing enough clothes to recording sessions.

Christian and Alejandro defend Win A Date With Tad Hamilton! starring Josh Duhamel, Kate Bosworth, and Topher Grace. Alejandro drops his best improvised joke in his career. Christian reveals the secrets to how Alejandro flirts with women. Also, Alejandro wants to be "buff enough”. And there’s a complaint that someone isn’t wearing enough clothes to recording sessions.

Christian and Alejandro defend Longshot (2001) starring (*see episode title*). This movie is not to be confused with Long Shot (two separate words) starring Seth Rogen and Charlize Theron. Alejandro gets naked for the episode and has a permanent middle part. Christian yells like Gilbert Gottfried and doesn't want Alejandro to get a grill. They send Louis Pearlman a heartfelt message and also start a new podcast called "The Rock Talk".

Christian and Alejandro defend Longshot (2001) starring (*see episode title*). This movie is not to be confused with Long Shot (two separate words) starring Seth Rogen and Charlize Theron. Alejandro gets naked for the episode and has a permanent middle part. Christian yells like Gilbert Gottfried and doesn't want Alejandro to get a grill. They send Louis Pearlman a heartfelt message and also start a new podcast called "The Rock Talk".

The dynamic duo defends Stuber (2019) starring Dave Bautista and Kumail Nanjiani. They elaborate on Asians having fat crushes on computers, brawling inside of a Kmart, and also wanting to see Brock Lesnar rumble with gorillas. Christian is too nice of a guy and needs to not get stuck holding doors open for people in public. Alejandro reveals a dirty little secret having to do with his tax return at the age of four.

The dynamic duo defends Stuber (2019) starring Dave Bautista and Kumail Nanjiani. They elaborate on Asians having fat crushes on computers, brawling inside of a Kmart, and also wanting to see Brock Lesnar rumble with gorillas. Christian is too nice of a guy and needs to not get stuck holding doors open for people in public. Alejandro reveals a dirty little secret having to do with his tax return at the age of four.

Christian and Alejandro defend Coneheads (1993) starring Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, and Chris Farley. They talk about sitting criss-cross apple sauce, holding hands, and wearing headbands whilst sweating. Christian freaks out for twenty minutes and has PTSD. Alejandro introduces the world to Arturo, his son, and eats over five thousand calories in one day.