Christian and Alejandro defend Longshot (2001) starring (*see episode title*). This movie is not to be confused with Long Shot (two separate words) starring Seth Rogen and Charlize Theron. Alejandro gets naked for the episode and has a permanent middle part. Christian yells like Gilbert Gottfried and doesn't want Alejandro to get a grill. They send Louis Pearlman a heartfelt message and also start a new podcast called "The Rock Talk".

Christian and Alejandro defend Longshot (2001) starring (*see episode title*). This movie is not to be confused with Long Shot (two separate words) starring Seth Rogen and Charlize Theron. Alejandro gets naked for the episode and has a permanent middle part. Christian yells like Gilbert Gottfried and doesn't want Alejandro to get a grill. They send Louis Pearlman a heartfelt message and also start a new podcast called "The Rock Talk".

The dynamic duo defends Stuber (2019) starring Dave Bautista and Kumail Nanjiani. They elaborate on Asians having fat crushes on computers, brawling inside of a Kmart, and also wanting to see Brock Lesnar rumble with gorillas. Christian is too nice of a guy and needs to not get stuck holding doors open for people in public. Alejandro reveals a dirty little secret having to do with his tax return at the age of four.

The dynamic duo defends Stuber (2019) starring Dave Bautista and Kumail Nanjiani. They elaborate on Asians having fat crushes on computers, brawling inside of a Kmart, and also wanting to see Brock Lesnar rumble with gorillas. Christian is too nice of a guy and needs to not get stuck holding doors open for people in public. Alejandro reveals a dirty little secret having to do with his tax return at the age of four.

Christian and Alejandro defend Coneheads (1993) starring Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, and Chris Farley. They talk about sitting criss-cross apple sauce, holding hands, and wearing headbands whilst sweating. Christian freaks out for twenty minutes and has PTSD. Alejandro introduces the world to Arturo, his son, and eats over five thousand calories in one day.

Christian and Alejandro defend Coneheads (1993) starring Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, and Chris Farley. They talk about sitting criss-cross apple sauce, holding hands, and wearing headbands whilst sweating. Christian freaks out for twenty minutes and has PTSD. Alejandro introduces the world to Arturo, his son, and eats over five thousand calories in one day.

Christian and Alejandro defend Take Me Home Tonight (2011) starring Topher Grace, Anna Faris and Chris Pratt. They talk about "boob power", wearing sunglasses indoors, and love to yell the word, "BOIIIII". Alejandro has a thing for 72 year-old raisins and Christian just wants people to notice his new glasses.

Christian and Alejandro defend Take Me Home Tonight (2011) starring Topher Grace, Anna Faris and Chris Pratt. They talk about "boob power", wearing sunglasses indoors, and love to yell the word, "BOIIIII". Alejandro has a thing for 72 year-old raisins and Christian just wants people to notice his new glasses.

The duo defends Robin Hood (2018) starring Taron Egerton and Jamie Foxx. Christian has panda eyes and Alejandro wants to be the girl in 50 Shades of Grey. Rihanna gets a shoutout and Alejandro does NOT want to have a beer with Christian Bale.

The duo defends Robin Hood (2018) starring Taron Egerton and Jamie Foxx. Christian has panda eyes and Alejandro wants to be the girl in 50 Shades of Grey. Rihanna gets a shoutout and Alejandro does NOT want to have a beer with Christian Bale.