Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this episode, Nile teaches Kyle about a New Age concept known as "Ascension Theory." Specifically, we're discussing the Planetary Activation Organization, aka PAO. We also talk about its leader, Sheldan Nidle. How do you awaken to fifth-dimensional awareness? Have you ever wanted to ascend your consciousness to a higher plane of existence? Rewrite your DNA? We researched PAO's answers to these questions and can tell you how!

Hey there friends and weirdos! In this one, we're discussing a famous alien encounter known as the Socorro UFO! Also referred to as the "Lonnie Zamora incident," this is the story of a New Mexico cop named Lonnie Zamora stumbling into one of the most well-documented and evidence-heavy UFO cases in American history! What did Lonnie see that day that caused the FBI, the military, and Project Blue Book to get involved? How should our alien visitors improve their aesthetics? All these questions answered and more!

Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this episode, Garrett joins us to discuss the cryptid known as the Dover Demon! What secrets does this rough-skinned, creepy, alien-esque cryptid hide? What's his typical breakfast order? Wouldn't it be fun if the Dover Demon was actually, like, a type of dragon? Like, maybe a baby dragon? Or like, maybe history really screwed up the whole idea of dragons? Listen and find out how we fix the concept of a dragon in this creepy cryptid episode!

Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this episode, we have a spooky paranormal anthology of stories brought to you by Kyle! We discuss three different stories of hauntings brought on by human heads of various kinds. Does a haunted skull torment the residents of Bettiscombe Manor to this day? Did two young boys discover supernatural Celtic sculptures in their family's garden? How do these bizarre faces keep reappearing in the floor of a kitchen in Belmez, Spain? We answer all these questions and much more!

Welcome back friends and weirdos! This week, Nile brings us a conspiracy not unlike the Phantom Time Hypothesis from one of our early episodes. This is a new historical chronology put forth by a Russian scientist named Anatoly Fomenko. He offers an alternate timeline we quickly discover has Russia coming out on top pretty often. Do you track your historical records primarily through the stars? Ever considered that our history may be off hundreds of years? If so, we've got an episode for you!

Hello friends and weirdos! This week, Kyle tells poor Nile all about the horrors of the cryptid the Congolese people call "j'ba fofi," aka "giant spider." Full disclosure: this episode is not for the arachnophobically faint of heart. Does an enormous spider hunt large animals and occasionally people in the forests of the Congo? Can Nile handle Kyle's new spider girlfriend? Will Nile get his revenge on Kyle with for subjecting him to an hour of giant spider discussion? We shall see.

Hello friends and weirdos! In this episode, Nile tells us all about another lost continent, following up on his Atlantis episode. This time, we're talking about Lemuria! We get to talk about the original lemur-people of Lemuria, high school punk rock stories, theosophy (again), and the Lemurian people's love for prog rock. Does an entire lost civilization live inside a mountain, hoarding advanced tech? What will you ask the spiritual hierarchy for? Invisibility? Access to Bigfoot? That's your decision and we respect that.

Hey there friends and weirdos, welcome back! This week we decided to watch a fun lil' documentary known as "Supernatural Assault." If you guessed this was about spirits and entities attacking people, you'd pretty much be right. This documentary covers a lot about a number of topics - sleep paralysis, shadow people, angels, the usual. However, the most important topic: Djinn. Are Djinn the true cause of experiences with demons, shadow people, and other supernatural events? Listen and find out!

Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this episode, Kyle talks about a legendary figure in ufology: the UFO cult leader, George Adamski! Everybody get comfy for this one, because we're talking about cults making Prohibition wine profits, chicken brooders, and peaceful space brothers from the planet Venus! Look forward to future Comfy Reports down the road as well. Did Adamski really visit Venus and Saturn, or did he con a buncha saps into a weird UFO church? Listen and find out!