Kylan’s back from bathing in the sun and has all the tea. From trying to live a rich-b*tch life at TPC, to instead getting full-body sun poisoning and a travel experience so vile it deserves its own season on American Horror Story: American Airlines.

Come hear about her getting medically gaslight by her bf, and her checked bag's detour while she slowly died in the Florida airport. Warning: this episode contains excessive swearing, skin trauma, and aggressive contempt for SPF negligence. Bring aloe.

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It's Monday babes and Kylan is diving into everything that's on her mind. This week, she's deep-diving into why KPOP is taking over your for you page (again), the beauty of finding your creative spark after a rut, and the power of not giving a f*ck. From stan culture to self-expression, Kylan is talking about what happens when you stop caring about outside opinions and start doing what actually lights you up. It’s giving liberation, it’s giving main character energy — let’s get into it.

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Happy Monday, babes! This week, Kylan is diving into the absolute chaos that is Love Island’s latest scandal—yes, we’re talking Huda and Jeremiah and the Olympic-level mess they’ve created. We’re breaking down every cringeworthy moment and side-eye glance. But it’s not just reality TV tea—we’re also talking about the real-life importance of love languages (because if he doesn’t know yours by week 2, what are we doing??).

And for once, we’re defending Virgo men. Why? Because Kylan is dating one, and shockingly, he’s not the emotionally repressed, hypercritical stereotype. He’s built differently. Tune in for hot takes, a little astrology, and a whole lotta drama.

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Love Language Test:

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Pack your ponchos and prepare your group chat receipts — this Dallas Market trip was one for the books. In this episode, Kylan unpacks her glamorous descent into chaos: think thunderstorm runway shows in literal trash bags, executing the prank of the century on her manager (sorry, not sorry), and being violently awakened by a screaming alarm system that had her on the phone with ADT, as if it were 911.

It’s giving wet rat chic. It’s giving sleep-deprived retail warriors. It’s giving… never again (but also she'll be back in August).

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Welcome back babes! This week, Kylan gives her unsolicited opinions on society’s propaganda: Plastic surgery? Overpriced insecurity. Birth control? Absolutely not. Sonny Angels? Be serious—they're ugly and you know it. In this episode, she dives headfirst into the glossy hellscape of modern propaganda and the way it sells us everything from fake noses to creepy little dolls.

Kylan also gets real about why she ditched birth control (spoiler: it wasn’t a wellness trend, it was survival). Press play, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Xoxo

Hi besties! This week, Kylan is coming in hot! (Literally) She finally talks about her first experience with edibles--she takes you on a spiritual, chaotic, and deeply unnecessary journey through a night in Dallas, TX. She promptly loses all sense of space, time, and dignity. From confidently saying “I don’t feel anything” to lying on the floor convinced she was melting into the Earth — it’s a ride. She unpacks edible delusions, why she thought she could hang, and the very real moment she considered texting her bf. Buckle up, babes — this one’s hazy, hilarious, and high-key humbling.

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Hi ladies!! This week, Kylan kicks things off by talking all things content creation—from negotiating brand deals with $0 budgets to mentally spiraling over an Instagram post that only got 32 likes (and 12 were your burner accounts). She goes into her day-to-day work as a social media manager for two stores, the good and the bad, traveling the world while working, and the nights she's up until 2 a.m. editing.

Grab your ring light and your delusions of virality — it’s time to unpack the glamor and the grind of life behind the grid. Follow @iiwiibykm on socials and keep up with all the tea by following.

Kylan gives a full Commencement Address this week: she's traveling again and giving her ultimate ICKS for men. Before she dives into the male species, Kylan talks about her and Juan's relationship as they're about to celebrate 3 years. It's all about lab-grown or real diamonds, and when they're planning on getting their own place. She shares her ultimate icks for men: wearing flip flops to the airport, having their mom on Snapchat, and needing to face the door at restaurants gives beta male energy.

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Kylan is officially home from calf fry and she’s ready to unload EVERYTHING. From flirtatious cowboys in the desert to hoofing it through the mud to get into tumbleweed stadium, to say the least she’s letting you in on all the tea. Kylan relives her travel misgivings from last year that have come back to haunt her, how she felt like she was in an episode of Manifest due to a emergency on her flight to DFW, and wraps it up with a story involving a beautiful shirtless cowboy.

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It’s Monday ladies!! Kylan kicks off the week with a recap of her and Juan’s 24-hour trip to the gulf: staying in a haunted hotel, poolside piña colada’s, and a manhunt for a Rhode lip treatment. She dives into her upcoming trip to Stillwater OK for the second time for the infamous Calf Fry Festival (cowchella)

It’s a fun one this week! Follow @iiwiibykm on IG to follow along with Kylan’s adventures. Don’t forget to leave a review and subscribe to keep up with the chaos coming. Xoxo!