It Is What It Is

It Is What It Is

By Kylan MareeComedy
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It Is What It Is episodes

  • Propaganda: I’m not falling for it babe

    Welcome back babes! This week, Kylan gives her unsolicited opinions on society’s propaganda: Plastic surgery? Overpriced insecurity. Birth control? Absolutely not. Sonny Angels? Be serious—they're ugly and you know it. In this episode, she dives headfirst into the glossy hellscape of modern propaganda and the way it sells us everything from fake noses to creepy little dolls.


    Kylan also gets real about why she ditched birth control (spoiler: it wasn’t a wellness trend, it was survival). Press play, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.


    Xoxo

    53 min
  • That one time I took an edible...

    Hi besties! This week, Kylan is coming in hot! (Literally) She finally talks about her first experience with edibles--she takes you on a spiritual, chaotic, and deeply unnecessary journey through a night in Dallas, TX. She promptly loses all sense of space, time, and dignity. From confidently saying “I don’t feel anything” to lying on the floor convinced she was melting into the Earth — it’s a ride. She unpacks edible delusions, why she thought she could hang, and the very real moment she considered texting her bf. Buckle up, babes — this one’s hazy, hilarious, and high-key humbling.


    Follow @iiwiibykm on social media to stay up-to-date with the TEA.

    1 hr 7 min
  • Burnt out but branded (life living in social media)

    Hi ladies!! This week, Kylan kicks things off by talking all things content creation—from negotiating brand deals with $0 budgets to mentally spiraling over an Instagram post that only got 32 likes (and 12 were your burner accounts). She goes into her day-to-day work as a social media manager for two stores, the good and the bad, traveling the world while working, and the nights she's up until 2 a.m. editing.


    Grab your ring light and your delusions of virality — it’s time to unpack the glamor and the grind of life behind the grid. Follow @iiwiibykm on socials and keep up with all the tea by following.

    50 min
  • He ordered for me & I ordered an uber

    Kylan gives a full Commencement Address this week: she's traveling again and giving her ultimate ICKS for men. Before she dives into the male species, Kylan talks about her and Juan's relationship as they're about to celebrate 3 years. It's all about lab-grown or real diamonds, and when they're planning on getting their own place. She shares her ultimate icks for men: wearing flip flops to the airport, having their mom on Snapchat, and needing to face the door at restaurants gives beta male energy.


    It's a Hot one! Follow @iiwiibykm on socials and don't forget to rate the show and subscribe to keep up with the tea. Xoxo

    55 min
  • Cowboys, credit cards, and feeling cunty (calf fry debrief)

    Kylan is officially home from calf fry and she’s ready to unload EVERYTHING. From flirtatious cowboys in the desert to hoofing it through the mud to get into tumbleweed stadium, to say the least she’s letting you in on all the tea. Kylan relives her travel misgivings from last year that have come back to haunt her, how she felt like she was in an episode of Manifest due to a emergency on her flight to DFW, and wraps it up with a story involving a beautiful shirtless cowboy.


    Strap your boots on and giddy up! Follow @iiwiibykm on socials to follow along with Kylan’s adventures. Xoxo

    1 hr 27 min
  • We stayed at a haunted hotel (galveston debrief)

    It’s Monday ladies!! Kylan kicks off the week with a recap of her and Juan’s 24-hour trip to the gulf: staying in a haunted hotel, poolside piña colada’s, and a manhunt for a Rhode lip treatment. She dives into her upcoming trip to Stillwater OK for the second time for the infamous Calf Fry Festival (cowchella)


    It’s a fun one this week! Follow @iiwiibykm on IG to follow along with Kylan’s adventures. Don’t forget to leave a review and subscribe to keep up with the chaos coming. Xoxo!

    36 min
  • Mcintyre’s, meeting the bf’s inner circle, and one extra dirty martini

    Kylan gives a full debrief this week: she’s getting drunk, meeting new people, and babysitting her bfs ex girlfriend… She shares a chaotic night out where she met all of Juan’s friends from high school, a scary encounter involving a flat tire, and how an EXTRA dirty martini was made in her honor that led her to giving out her IG handle to strangers.


    It’s a fun one so sit back, relax, and enjoy this week’s episode. Follow @iiwiibykm on IG. Don’t forget to leave a review. Xoxo!

    40 min
  • Kylan stayed in a hospital with a criminal

    It’s Monday ladies! This week, Kylan sits down and reflects on old stories and recent spending habits that leaves her speechless. Oh, and about the time she stayed in a hospital with a criminal…


    Throw on your favorite hoodie and follow It Is What It Is on socials and don’t forget to give the show a review, and subscribe to follow along with the chaos. Xoxo!

    42 min
  • Sundays were made for rest…and regrets

    Grab your ice vanilla latte—this week Kylan is talking about her ultimate guide to survive the Sunday scaries… from doomscrolling on social media, to planning her entire wedding on Pinterest (and charging her bf’s credit card) Kylan walks you through morning rituals and even some bed time tiffs…


    Tie up your robe, put on the eye masks, and follow @iiwiibykm on socials to follow along with all the info! Don’t forget to leave a review—xoxo!

    36 min
  • My book husband would never: the ultimate fantasy lore

    DISCLAIMER: This episode contains major spoilers for ACOTAR, Fourth Wing, and Throne of Glass Book Series.


    Grab your go-to tea ladies!! Kylan sits down and officially dives into the world of Romance Fantasy. After a night out with the girls, Kylan gets inspired to talk all things ACOTAR, Fourth Wing, and Throne of Glass. Of course she talks about the iconic shadow daddy’s, her vocabulary evolving, and how Rhysand and Xaden occupy her every thought!


    This one’s extra fun—so follow @iiwiibykm on socials, leave a review, and follow the show wherever you get your podcasts! Xoxo

    1 hr 17 min

About It Is What It Is

From the publisher's feed

Welcome to the It Is What It Is podcast, a weekly podcast by twenty-something year old Kylan Maree. Each week Kylan welcomes you to listen to her daily life while she gives advice on girl things,…