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0:00-- Welcome!

13:50— Bucket list concert venue destinations 

17:45 — Oregon State overpowers Utah; Jonathan Smith forced to apologize for ‘milk the clock’ hand signal  

21:45 — CFB Week 5: Georgia and Washington and Notre Dame all play close games; final score of USC-Colorado was a lot closer than the game actually was… 

28:45 — Taylor Swift effect: Has the NFL taken it too far, leaning into the Swifties? Is the Travis Kelce-Taylor Swift relationship real or a marriage of convenience? 

35:15 — Zach Wilson outperforms Patrick Mahomes… and still loses; did the Jets Qb redeem himself?

38:25 — Is Daniel Jones bad? 1-12 in primetime games, but does he have enough time to do his job? Should Joe Burrow sit out to get full healthy? Bills-Dolphins game was a big ole letdown; Miami was primed for a letdown; CJ Stroud has come out firing; Peter owns up to his very wrong take about Justin Fields

54:10 — Which team is the biggest hot mess in the NFL? 

59:40 —Have the Eagles had a quality win yet? Aren’t all wins in the NFL a quality win?

1:03:45 — Damian Lillard traded to Bucks; did Joe Cronin play this the right way? Was decision not to reconcile and move forward with the trade the right move?; evaluating the haul Blazers got in return, including DeAndre Ayton 

1:20:05 — NFL Week 5 Locks of the Week

0:00 — Welcome! We open on discussion about oatmeal and whether or not it’s top-5 worst foods. And why do you have to make oatmeal sound so fancy? 

03:55 — Braxton got married! And what a magical day it was… breaking down the big day

22:05 — Ducks dominate Buffs; what did it tell us about both Oregon and Colorado?; Ducks rise to the level of the competition; did Oregon get extra intel? 

34:45 — Ohio State vs. Notre Dame: Major flub by the Fighting Irish at the end of the game; Oregon State Beavers fall to the WSU Cougars

38:05 — NFL recap, how we fared in betting for the weekend; how one bettor in jailed cashed a major parlay; Cris Collinsworth lets one slip with Josh Jacobs 

49:55— Mike McDaniel terrorizes Sean Payton and the Broncos for 70 points; more impressive for the Dolphins or an indictment on the Broncos? More concerned with the Broncos or Jets? 

55:05 — Biggest surprises in the NFL through 3 weeks in the NFL season; is Justin Fields bad or just not put in the right position to succeed? Update on divisional round picks bet at the beginning of the season 

1:05:25 — Taylor Swift shows up at the Chiefs game to show support to her new boo (?) Travis Kelce; is this a publicity stunt?

1:14:40 — NFL Week 4 locks of the week 

0:00 -- Welcome Matthew Barker! It’s Braxton’s wedding week! The guys got accidentally drunk during haircuts 

9:15 — Peter addresses the allegations against him about what happened at the Oregon game

21:15 — Iowa Football has lended itself to some great soundbites; Cade McNamara’s ‘coming a lot’ slip and the guys fall for a deep fake of Iowa Hawkeyes OC Brian Ferentz

25:25 — Colorado vs. Colorado State: Coach Prime is a money making machine, how he’s changing what it means to be a coach, marketer, and recruiter in college football; should there be a rule in targeting to address the Travis Hunter hit?; should teams be fined for dirty plays?; is Colorado good?

40:40 — Breaking down the Oregon vs. Colorado game: Is the 17-21 point spread too high? 

45:30 — College football traditions; WVU vs. Pitt fan chant; is Sweet Caroline a sports song? 

49:40 — What’s going on with Alabama? How the NIL is leveling the playing field and how Deion Sanders is changing the game for what it means to be a head coach of a power program; if Saban gets on board with TikTok dances, you know it’s over 

1:00:00 — IJMS crew goes 0-3 in their locks of the week; Rams knew exactly what they were doing when they kicked a FG with time expiring down 10 points to cover the spread

1:03:20 — Aaron Rodgers thinks he can come back by innovative surgeries and the sound of mating dolphins; Jets didn’t respond well in first game without Rodgers 

1:06:55 — Nick Chubb out for the season with injury; impact on the Browns; would you have shown the replay? Peter’s personal story about Jusuf Nurkic injury and balancing humanity vs. newsworthiness 

1:16:35 — Chargers keep losing despite powerful offense; does Justin Herbert not have a clutch gene?

1:28:50 — What are the worst punishments in IJMS history?

1:34:25 — NCAAF picks of the week 

1:39:40 — NFL locks of the week

0:00 — Welcome! 

11:10 — NFL Week 1 recap, by the numbers — Peter gets hammered as Week 1, proving that you shouldn’t bet this early in the season 

19:15 — Aaron Rodgers goes down with Achilles injury; is turf to blame?; injury ruins Jets’ championship aspirations; Will Rodgers play again?

30:15 — Josh Allen falls flat, failing to take leap to becoming an elite QB; the guys are split on Josh Allen’s growth and his ability to be one of the best in the NFL; is he forcing it? 

44:20 — Will the Jets stick with Zack Wilson or will they look to sign or trade for a veteran QB? If so, who? Why the Jets SHOULD make a move

52:50 — Xavier Gipson’s punt return for a touchdown in OT.  is what makes the NFL so special 

56:40 — Overreactions to Week 1 of the NFL: Chargers know how to score points and lose games, Browns and 49ers dominate, bottom of the barrel teams screw up spreads; credit to Jordan Love and the Packers 

1:01:15 — Pat McAfee ignites Alabama Crimson Tide fans, proving that college football fans are the best; then Texas promptly beats Alabama 

1:06:55 — Peter doesn’t take responsibility for betting against Colorado vs. Nebraska 

1:12:20 — NCAAF Week 3 preview: No one’s playing anyone; OSU and WSU successfully sue the PAC-12 

1:18:00 — NFL Week 2 preview: Which teams will right their wrongs and which will continue to validate what we already know about them

0:00 — WE’RE BACK!!! We have a new set! 

05:30 — Miguel got engaged! 

10:10 — Braxton’s Montanner bachelor party was filled with keg stands, ATVs and MILFs   

27:30 — Football is back baby! Week 1 is in the books… but was it fun? 

36:40 — Winners and losers of CFB Week 1: Colorado shows out, Coach Prime backs it up and takes a victory lap, but was it premature? Does the Buffaloes win over TCU change the entire trajectory of the season? Some teams with CFP aspirations  are having to readjust expectations… looking at you LSU

50:30 — The majesty that is ‘Big Bubba’ Brione Ramsey-Brooks, TCU’s 455 pound offensive lineman

57:05 — Conference Realignment: Who is it good for? What is gained and what is lost? Do regional rivalries matter anymore? What about other sports in the conferences? And should conferences rename themselves now that they are national entities?

1:03:10 — NFL season is upon us: Has Hard Knocks changed your feeling about the Jets this season? Will they make the playoffs? Aaron Rodgers still has it, has his legacy players doing his dirty work for him. Getting cut in the NFL is ruthless.

1:13:25 — NFL Preview: Picking each division winner and putting our money where our mouth is… will there be less parody in the league this season? Is there a consensus? Don’t bet against Burrow. Will the NFC South actually be competitive or a battle of mediocrity? Why there’s some thought that the Seahawks can win the NFC West. Why the Chargers will improve and make the playoffs, but not take a monumental leap; will Eric Bienemy improve the Commanders as OC?

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0:00 — Welcome! Peter talks about his meat problems

7:50 — Would you rather: Take $500k or have dinner with LeBron James 

10:55 — Discussing shenanigans of Braxton’s birthday over the weekend, including going to a rodeo; which rodeo event would you most want to participate in? 

19:55 — Karl Anthony Towns is delusional; Mike Malone’s ultimate troll on LeBron James and the Lakers 

24:05 — Michael Jordan sells the Hornets, is taking heat for being a bad owner; does this affect his legacy or does he still come out on top?

29:35 — Ja Morant’s 25-game suspension: Fair or foul? 

34:20 — Draymond Green opts out of his contract: Will he return or is he headed to another team (Lakers?); would you sign him to a long term deal?

44:55 — Bradley Beal headed to the Suns: Why did the Wizards make that deal, Beal’s leverage; will it work in Phoenix and do Super Teams work, in general?

54:25 — Damian Lillard headed to the Heat? The irony of Dame possibly playing with Jimmy Butler

1:02:10 — Wyndham Clark wins US Open; Miguel accidentally wins money; Rory McIlroy chokes; Rickie Fowler resurgence 

1:06:15 — Best AFC QBs; ranking the top-5 coming off Joe Burrow’s comments; will Aaron Rodgers fall flat on his face with the Jets? And why is Russell Wilson on this list?

So long until next season! Keep a look out for best-of episodes throughout the summer! 

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4:35 — Bye bye Pat Sajack; which game show (or reality show) would you want to host most? 

10:20 —  John breaks bad news… a podcast where a man calls people and breaks bad news on behalf of their friends or loved ones

11:55 — Apple comes out with VR head set… Yay or nay? 

19:00 — Slowjamastan… man has formed his own micro nation, self-appointed sultan 

23:10 — Big man obstacle course goes horribly wrong… Peter is the only person who knows what a ‘cheese pit’ is… Braxton reveals cheese on pie is quite the delicacy 

31:20 — LIV & PGA merger… why it happened, the hypocrisy of Jay Monahan, how will the players blend back in with one another, who will be the scapegoat, who comes out on top? 

45:00 — Denver Nuggets are world champions; Jokic proves why he should have been the regular season MVP; Stephen A Smith is made to look like a fool  

50:10 — Zion Williamson is in hot water after baby announcement, other girls coming out of the woodwork 

53:40 — Chris Paul done in Phoenix? Where will he land when he’s waived? Damian Lillard lays out where he wants to go if he’s traded (which was somewhat misleading)

1:06:55 — Lionel Messi joins Inter Miami… how they landed the Argentinian, will be the highest paid player by far; how much tread does he have left? 

1:17:45 — Dalvin Cook waived by the Vikings… where will he end up? Josh Allen the Madden cover… a missed opportunity for someone who hasn’t accomplished anything 

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4:00 — Peter still can’t tell a joke; Giants coach Brian Daboll doesn’t take the bait

11:20 — Update to Moan-Gate; Kendrick Perkins called out on First Take for his disgusting grunting, lip smacking 

15:15— The first look at Crackoon movie has come out; Peter shares a story about how skunks got under his house and got into a fight, spraying each other, seeping into everything 

19:10 —  An even bigger summer banger than the new Mmmbop is here! 

20:30 — Taylor Swift conspiracy tied to the NBA playoffs 

23:50 — NBA Finals review… Heat take one on the road, turning the entire tide of the series; the stats around when Nikola Jokic scores 30+ points, the Nuggets lose; Erik Spolestra claps back at reporter; is it Denver’s series to lose?

40:10 — Patrick Mahomes is an old-timer in the AFC, which is hard to believe; Miguel and Braxton make a long-term bet

44:15 — Kyrie Irving trying to recruit LeBron James to Dallas…? Yeah right.

47:50 — Chiefsaholic, who robbed a bank on his way to a Chiefs game in Houston, skips out on his court date and is now on Kansas City’s Most Wanted… did he flee the country? The guys discuss where in the world they’d try and hide to evade police 

59:00 — NBA coaching update: Frank Vogel hired by Suns… how will he do? Terry Stotts will be an assistant with the Bucks; Monty Williams to get $100M to coach the Pistons?!

1:07:05 — ChatGPT’s ranking for the best NCAA basketball jerseys

1:13:50 — Swamp Kings featuring the Florida Gators is in the works… what other teams would you like to see featured?  

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0:00 — Welcome! Reviewing the new Mmmbop 2.0; Miguel shares his deep dark secret about Hanson 

10:35 — Kentucky man shoots his roommate in the butt… but why? What is grounds to shoot your friend over? 

15:30 — Man dies after being attacked by 40 crocodiles… What is the worst way to die? 

23:55 — Charles Barkley tasked with giving his best Boston accent… he fails; revisiting the viral Hyundai Super Bowl commercial 

28:55 — Game 7 of Eastern Conference Finals was a big letdown; Heat overcome ‘the script’; Celtics once again lose as the betting preseason favorite 

33:55 — What do the Celtics do now? Blow it up? Do you pay or trade Jaylen Brown? Do the Blazers make a play for him? If not the Blazers, then who?

43:40 — Bob Myers steps down as Warriors GM; did he see the writing on the wall? Was he too close to the situation and the players to make the tough decisions? BM goes out on top

48:15 — NBA head coaching hires update

51:55 — Heat vs. Nuggets NBA Finals preview; does Miami have a shot?

1:00:35 — NBA Finals bets… would you let these wagers ride or would you cash out? 

1:05:30 — Buying LeBron’s retirement or was it calculated to stop people from talking about how the Lakers got swept? 

1:07:15 — NFL news and notes… Jimmy G’s failed physical, Tom Brady coming back to play for Raiders? D-Hop’s next team odds 

1:11:25 — Best NCAA QBs since 2000… did they get it right? Baker Mayfield was ranked where?! Who was the most over ranked/under ranked? Is there a consensus number one?

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0:00 — Welcome! 

03:15 — Miguel brokers a deal for Peter’s fire pit, which was the sleaziest Facebook marketplace listing known to man   

07:30 — Miguel receives a random text message from an unknown number asking for a massage… did it end in a happy ending

14:30 — Braxton shares the story about the time he catfished a girl; defining what ZJ means 

18:40 — Karl Anthony Towns changing his voice depending on the situation is the greatest mystery in the NBA 

25:40 — There’s a loophole in which anyone can make themselves eligible for the NBA Draft

28:35 — Peter is attacked for not washing his rice

32:25 — NBA playoffs; Denver dismantling of Lakers; Celtics should be embarrassed; NBA’s worst nightmare; would series be any different if Grant Williams didn’t poke the bear? Carmelo Anthony retires after 19 seasons 

47:30 — Spurs win the Victor Wembenyama sweepstakes; Blazers get the 3rd overall pick… will they keep it or trade it? Could they get Joel Embiid?

57:10 — While a bunch of teams fire their coaches and blow up their rosters, did the Denver Nuggets prove that it’s worth it to stay the course?

59:50 — Update on bets and picking winner of the NBA Finals 

1:06:25 — Michael Block steals the hearts of golf fans everywhere during the PGA Championship; nightmare scenario for the PGA to have Brooks Koepka win the tournament 

1:14:00 — Drunk fan at PGA Championship passed out wearing double bucket hats is ‘still a fat bastard’

1:18:55 — Thoughts on Tom Brady buying a minority stake in the Raiders