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In advance of the Super Bowl, a message to our incredible listeners!

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• 0:00 — Welcome!
• 4:50— Panic at the Disco is no more; emo angst vs. emo sad music; songs that turned 20 years old; when do you become old?
• 10:55 — Husband calling competition, but autotuned; remember hide yo kids, hide yo wife?
• 14:50 — Average white guy at a party who talks sports betting 
• 16:40 — Braxton reads hate comments
• 20:00 — Peter had a bit of a dilemma that broke him… what is the etiquette if a waiter/server gives you something for free? Do you backfill it with more tip? 
• 25:15 — The smell of a tire store is one of the best smells known to man… are there other weird smells that you like? 
• 30:35 — Ben Simmons’ ex-finance refuses to give back engagement ring… is she obligated to return it? Or was it a gift she is entitled to? 
• 33:45— The 6-12-18-24 challenge… which options would you choose? 
• 38:00 — You have to release one of these things without context: Your search history or all your text messages
• 46:15 — Burger King commercials remixes
• 48:30 — NFC Championship Game… 49ers irrelevant without Mr. Irrelevant. It was chaos watching the 49ers try and figure out what to do on offense without Brock Purdy, Josh Johnson 
• 52:45 — What will the 49ers do at QB? Is Tom Brady coming to the Bay Area? Why Peter hates the idea.  (Note: This podcast was recorded prior to Brady's retirement announcement)
• 1:02:55 — AFC Championship Game; how officiating got in the way, left a bad taste in our mouths; what was the most infuriating call? It’s getting harder and harder not to think the NFL is rigged and scripted; why the NFL would want the Chiefs and Eagles in the Super Bowl
• 1:17:40 — QBs on rookie deals; how valuable it is to have a QB not taking up all your cap; Peter presents a scenario in which the Eagles trade Jalen Hurts

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• 11:20 — Miguel’s hypothetical sends the group chat into a frenzy… the question: Would you perform a specific sex act with a porn star for $10M? Would it be cheating if you didn’t tell your significant other ahead of time, wanting the earnings to be a surprise?
• 21:45 — Recapping MILF Manor episode 1; the cringe factor was real, the twist was the worst kept secret
• 32:55 — Have you ever fallen for an internet scam? How all three guys were either almost duped or in Braxton’s case, actually taken advantage of. 
• 37:05 — Dog show abduction; four show dogs go missing after the owner’s van was stolen with the dogs in it; the person who found it turned down the $10k reward
• 40:20 — Using your platform for good… how social media food reviewer Keith Lee is helping struggling restaurants 
• 44:55 — M&Ms have caved to pressure from ‘alpha males,’ putting a pause on the spokescandies
• 49:45 — Who would you choose to represent the human race if aliens arrived on earth? And what are the offerings?
• 52:30 — Canadien health agency recommends a max of two drinks per week
• 56:30 — Husband Calling Competition follow-up; Braxton is searching pig callers in the wee hours of the morning 
• 1:00:15 — NFL divisional round is in the books; Joe Burrow is THAT DUDE, Patrick Mahomes injury is… concerning, the Bills screwed up a lot of bets, Eagles flew under the radar and look dominant
• 1:11:50 — Damar Hamlin conspiracy theory
• 1:14:05 — More NFL divisional round talk, plus the plateauing of Josh Allen; how Bills became unlikeable; the Cowboys’ lofty expectations come up short once again 
• 1:25:00 — Making picks for NFL championship games; Tom Brady gets testy when asked about impending retirement 
• 1:31:55— Shannon Sharpe gets into it with Ja Morant’s dad at Lakers-Grizzlies game; Patrick Beverley gets under Damian Lillard’s head in a rivalry that stretches back nearly a decade
• 1:40:30 — Tim the bartender and the drunken interview after the Cowboys game

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0:00 -- Welcome back, Miguel!!! 

10:30 — Have you ever been confused as a worker at a store? Braxton leaves a shopper and Walmart worker too stunned to speak 

13:00 — Bye Bye Sierra Mist; are you brand particular and can you differentiate between the brands? 

16:15 — Peter has the most confusing experience at Benihana Hibachi grill; have you ever left a restaurant DURING a meal? 

22:00— Braxton shares a story about getting in a tiff with a pizza delivery guy 

28:05 — Iowa Husband calling competition; what calling sounds do you have in your family? 

34:55 — Greatest ice breaker of all-time? 

41:10 — Chargers meltdown vs. Jags… who is to blame? (Note: This was recorded this before the Chargers fired OC Joe Lombardi) Is Justin Herbert up to the task to be THAT leader? Are the Chargers REALLY Justin Herbert’s team?

53:15 — Al Michael and Tony Dungy rob everyone of one of the greatest comebacks of all-time with a terrible TV call

55:20 — Worst bet of all-time? In-game wager on the Chargers up 27-0 to win for $1.4M to pay $11k comes back to bite one bettor in the butt; reviewing wild card weekend bets

1:02:25 —  Sam Hubbard’s 98-yard recovery and return for a TD in Bengals-Ravens game swung so many bets

1:04:45 — Which team are you most worried about after Wild Card weekend?

1:09:00 — Was Mike McDaniel vaping on the sidelines vs. Bills? 

1:11:00 — Lamar Jackson doesn’t travel to Cincinnati for playoff game… bad optics?   

1:16:00 — Cowboys manhandle Bucs, but is there a competitive imbalance in upcoming game vs. 49ers?

1:18:30 — Vikings lose… shocker

1:22:30 — Looking ahead to divisional playoff weekend 

1:24:00 — Evan Turner calls Warriors dynasty ‘lame as fuck’… agree or disagree?

1:32:00 — So long to everyone who listen to us in 19 countries around the world! Thank you!

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0:00 — Welcome Alex Grimaldi; Miguel has been ‘taken care of’

3:10 — CJ McCollum is selling his house in Portland and didn’t call Alex… rude

17:30 — Man chews off the face of another man at a public transit station

19:30 — Former NBA player on the Price is Right wins a car; which game show would you be best at? 

34:45 — Do you subscribe to the pay it forward trend? Or is it a humanity trap?

37:15 — Only guys will understand this…getting the giggles at a sleepover for over potty talk 

41:50 — Miss World introductions are terrifying … Joel Emiid screaming might be worse 

46:10 — Now need an ID to watch porn in Louisiana  

 49:20 — New Girl Scout cookie is out! A raspberry cookie that is disguised as a thin mint?!

53:00 — Georgia goes back to back with route of TCU; Kirby Smart’s pregame speech… is he a con-artist?

1:03:00 — Would you rather lose by a ton or lose by a little? Which one is easier to swallow? 

1:11:30 — Best games of NFL Week 18; coaches fired; Love Smith’s greatest FU; looking ahead to the NFL playoffs 

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0:00 — Welcome! Thoughts on Damar Hamlin

27:50 — Carjitsu and Gelande Quaffing … these are real “sports”…? Which one would you rather do? 

36:40 — Peter attempts to fake death news his mother-in-law with Tom Hanks… did she believe him? 

39:00 — Why do people get so mad about shoe creasing? 

45:55 — Rolling Stone magazine snubs Celine Dion from top-200 singers list… loses all credibility 

53:45 — What songs got you rocked up when you were younger?

56:30 — College football announcer’s not so subtle racist comment during bowl game 

58:20 — Major Tuddy? Commanders introduce a new mascot… but why? 

1:03:10 — College Football Playoff finally delivered some good games; Michigan’s self-inflicted wounds; incredible bowl games all around; will Jim Harbaugh depart Michigan for the NFL?

1:23:00 — NFL playoff scenarios: A lot on the line in Week 18

1:29:45 — What will the NFL do about the Bengals-Bills game? Play it? Or allow Buffalo and Cincy to carry 16-game records? 

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0:00 — Welcome! 

7:30 — How was Christmas? The guys break down their best moments and best gifts

11:40 — Significant others are always better at gift giving; also, why do people throw octopus onto the ice during hockey games? And Braxton discovers… grape seed oil? Plus, the fear of not getting enough presents is very real. 

24:00 — Sports guy is forced to cover winter weather… it goes about as well (bad) as you’ imagine 

27:10 — The trend sweeping the internet of people terrorizing their families with fake death news… it needs to stop. Although, it’s something Miguel has been doing for years

33:15 — Tom Izzo gets technical foul, hoppin’ mad while wearing an elf sweater 

34:55 — NFL week in review; Braxton talks about his trip to Seattle for New Years to see the Seahawks vs. Jets

38:00 — Guy dislocates knee… playing video games? 

41:30 — Massive payouts to coaches and executives to leave, not do their jobs; Nathaniel Hackett fired by Broncos 

46:10 — Which NFL coaches will be fired this offseason? Will the Browns can Kevin Stefanski? Will Sean Payton make his way back into coaching?

56:30 — Kyler Murray vs. Kill Kingsbury… will the Cardinals coach resign? 

1:03:00 — Josh Jacobs is mad… and he has every right to be 

1:08:45 — Fantasy Football summit 

1:17:00 — Vikings… Good? Lucky? Or both..? Playoff probabilities for the rest of the NFL 

1:20:45 — DJ Uiagalelei transfers to Oregon State … how did he end up in Corvallis? Pac-12 becomes a dominant QB conference; does it make sense for Oregon to jump to the Big 10?

1:34:00 — Braxton realizes he shouldn’t be telling a story at a family dinner, but realized he was too deep into it

1:39:30 — Peter shares an awkward surprise encounter at a grocery store with the girl was secretly in love with in high school

1:43:00 — People can’t believe that Peter is married… let alone to a smoke show like his wife

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2:40 — Braxton believes he could portray an adolsecent Santa Claus; why do people say ‘Santy Claus’…?; Peter realizes mom is not cheating on dad with Santa Claus

4:45 — Braxton was duped into thinking Garth Brooks was part of Brooks and Dunn; Peter shares a childhood story about how his mom convinced him someone was dead to prove a point

10:40 — Polar Express… sweet or terrifying? 

16:20 — Childhood show Christmas specials were LIT

20:05 — Door dilemma: Soulmate vs. $100 million vs. Time Machine 

24:40 — Morality question… you going through with it? 

27:30 — Tom Segura’s gift to Bert Kreischer was… Nazi memorabilia?

33:45 — Milf Manor debuts in January… what’s the twist?

40:20 — Miguel introduces ‘The Duke Parlay’

45:15 — Vikings complete the biggest comeback in NFL history 

48:35 — Kirk Cousins and Peter would be best friends 

51:20 — What in the world happened at the end of the Patriots-Raiders game, but who was at fault?

58:15 — Peter continues his fantasy football crusade

1:01:45 — NFL games this Christmas will be COLD 

1:06:10 — Giovanni Bernard accosted by reporters, who felt like they were doing their job; Peter shares stories from the locker room 

1:15:40 — Chiefs superfan doesn’t make it to game on the account of a failed bank robbery; have you ever thought about robbing a bank? 

1:25:50 — Aaron Judge’s home run ball goes for $1.5M at auction after reportedly being offered $3M privately

1:32:50 — Peter is punished

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4:45— Disney sneaks in a bad word into Toy Story 3? What do you hear?

8:05— Recapping the friend’s Christmas party 

13:10— Hypothetical question… how hot does a girl have to be for a girl to poop in your bed and you stay with them…?

20:20— Who would win in a fight… 1 gorilla or 100 humans?

26:30— Brock Purdy’s NSFW nickname… 

30:30— An unbelievable story about Travis Kelce with Russell Wilson 

33:10— RIP Mike Leach 

35:20 — Wolf of Walsh Street 

1:05:50— NFL news and notes: The Lions are good (?); Tom Brady lays an egg; Do the Bucs have a culture problem?

1:15:00— Shannon Sharpe goes toe to toe with Skip Bayless, nearly comes to blows; Peter wants an apology 

1:21:25— Is there an NFC team that you trust?

1:24:20— Justin Herbert vs. Tua Tagovailoa vs. Joe Burrow… who are you starting a franchise with?

1:32:30 — Kyler Murray tears ACL, gets to play video games now

1:34:15 — Zion’s game ending dunk with the game in hand… fair or foul? 

1:39:50— More drama in the Fantasy Football league; drama ensues; Braxton’s fiancé gets involved 

1:50:00— Miguel is punished, faces the One Chip Challenge

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• 5:05 — Recapping the 100th episode live show at Jimmy’s
• 7:10 — IJMS crew has a new studio! 
• 9:45 — Miguel attempts to gaslight Peter and Braxton surrounding Mermaid names 
• 11:50 — Words that sounds like words that aren’t words 
• 13:30 — Continuation of the Q&A segment from the live show of questions that went unanswered 
• 19:50 — Where will OBJ land? And is he actually the savior people are making him out to be? Will the airplane incident play a factor?
• 25:00 — Peter is asked to play gangster rap at the live show, immediately panics 
• 32:20 — Braxton tells a story about how he went to the dentist… and then left suddenly without getting any work done
• 39:40 — Raccoon attacks a girl on her porch, mom promptly steps
• 45:10 — Fantasy Football fuss, how a slimy trade almost came to be. Plus, Peter and Braxton are once again getting into it over shenanigans happening by the league commissioner. Plus, accusations against the integrity and conduct of the commish. 
• 59:45 — Recap of Championship Weekend and the Final CFP rankings. Did the committee get it right? 
• 1:07:50 — With the new 12-team format coming in 2024, will Championship games be viewed as less important? 
• 1:15:00 — Fox Sports makes the case for Alabama to get into the CFP… the audacity.
• 1:18:20 — Heisman finalists announced… who is going to win it vs. who is most deserving. What is the actual overarching criteria to win the Heisman?
• 1:29:20 — Deion Sanders announced as head coach at Colorado, promptly names his son starting QB… does it send the wrong message to recruits? 
• 1:39:45 — Brock Purdy goes from Mr. Irrelevant to starting QB for 49ers
• 1:42:20 — Deshaun Watson’s Browns debut was… bad
• 1:46:00 — Peter is punished… and it boy did this one come back to bite him