IT JUST MAKES SEN$E

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This week, the guys venture out into the wild for their first-ever live show with Fireball sponsoring the event! 

On this week's episode, we have a Q&A that goes sideways, a game of 'smash or pass' where NFL players and coaches are gender swapped into women. Plus, what would the IJMS crew look like? 

Peter is punished this week despite his best efforts to broker a deal. 

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Join us for our 100th episode! We'll be doing a live show and Fireball is sponsoring the event! There will be free drinks and merch and prizes! See you there!

Jimmy's Bar & Grill 
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Tuesday, November 29th from 6-7pm 
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3:15 — Are there any classic Thanksgiving songs? Is there an untapped market for Thanksgiving music? 

10:00 — Miguel is not a faker, won’t play into the punishment… little does he know

15:30 — More Thanksgiving talk… Braxton is in charge of the Turkey this year. Will the next generation change the way we do Thanksgiving, make different dishes? Will Turkey be a thing of the past? Peter takes credit for Braxton’s Friendsgiving. Spaghetti is the dead person food. 

30:30 — Miguel is having to juggle multiple Thanksgivings while also going to a Duke Basketball game.

33:20 — Why Miguel would make a great streaker/protestor 

40:15 — The coin flip prediction for the Jets is still alive. Will the streak continue? Jets looked terrible and Zach Wilson failed to take responsibility for any of it. Is it time to go back to Joe Flacco?

45:55 — Vikings take the L twice on Sunday, get duped into putting male porn star Johnny Sins on the Jumbotron. Are the Vikings frauds after losing by 37 points at home? Or could they win out the rest of the season?

53:45 — Patrick Mahomes proves he is 1 of 1 vs. the Chargers, Justin Herbert unable to capitalize. What is holding the Chargers back is clear and there’s just a few coaches who could take them over the hump

57:15 — Russell Wilson still hasn’t eclipsed the touchdown to bathroom ratio 

1:00:40 — Bills escape Buffalo to play in Detroit; the public was deprived of a snow game; why did the Bills wait to travel until after the snow had already hit?

1:06:10 — Controlled chaos in TCU’s wild ending to survive. Did everyone know the circumstance? Props to the kicker for executing.

1:09:45 — Any of the top college football teams could have lost after looking ahead; Tennessee gets molliwopped and loses their Heisman contending QB in the process 

 1:13:20 — College Football Playoffs hypotheticals; what if the top teams all lost this past weekend? Is there a path to Oregon or USC to make the CFP?

1:26:10 — Lane Kiffin to Auburn? That’s news to Lane Kiffin… how the Ole Miss coach trolled local newscaster over “report”; Dan Lanning heading to Auburn, instead? What about Deion Sanders?

1:37:45 — Miguel is punished, mentally tortured 

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5:20 — Braxton receives a threatening email 

9:20 — More details about the IJMS Live Show on Nov. 29 

11:50 — Peter felt attacked… ended up exposing his privilege 

15:30 — The battle over when Christmas season begins; give Thanksgiving its due 

27:10 — Peter and Braxton’s fantasy football fight 

42:15 — Peter explains his journey to buying Taylor Swift tickets 

51:00 — Old man runs a marathon chain smoking; how long can you run continuously? Marathon people are the worst 

57:50 — Oregon’s big letdown; Washington dashes Ducks’ CFP chances

1:07:45 — JJ Watt pays off a fan bet; Bettor screwed by FanDuel 

1:17:00 — Vikings radio goes nuts over Bills finish 

1:21:10 — Has Josh Allen gotten cocky? 

1:23:30 — QB controversies in the NFL.. Taylor Heinicke vs. Carson Wentz, Kyler Murray vs. Colt McCoy, Matt Ryan vs. Sam Ehlinger; 

1:36:50 — Braxton is punished 

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2:00 — It’s a good thing Miguel didn’t win the Powerball; it’s shady how it all went down

7:00 — Peter begins the first phase of his punishment

14:45 — Man eats a rotisserie chicken everyday for 40 days, ends in a live event with hundreds of people 

17:30 — Details about our live show at Jimmy’s Sports Bar of our 100th episode! 

20:00 — Braxton discusses his trip to Utah and his run-in with police; more Powerball talk — how Peter could have screwed over Braxton after buying Powerball tickets 

34:20 — Worst poop walk-ins: Peter shares a story he’s never shared with anyone

45:15 — What if sports bettors were interviewed as football coaches?

48:20 — Astros win World Series; Mattress Mack pockets $75M 

52:00 — Recapping college football games; UGA-UT was a stinker, LSU upsets Alabama; will NIL drive Nick Saban out of coaching?

58:15 — New CFP rankings are out; parody now exists in college football; committee is hedging their bets; is TCU for real? Who is the best one-loss team? Would the Ducks deserve a rematch with Georgia if they run the table?

1:17:20 — Dan Lanning pledged allegiance to Oregon… but do you believe him? 

1:20:00 — Mike Leach off the rails press conference 

1:25:20 — NFL recap; who would you pick between Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes if they were in the same Draft class? 

1:28:20 — Colts hire… Jeff Saturday? Can he win over the locker room?

1:34:10 — Aaron Rodgers is washed, takes no responsibility; Tom Brady leads comeback with a bunch of nobodies 

1:45:00 — Peter has second phase of punishment 

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5:40 — Elon Musk wants to try and charge people to use Twitter … good luck with that 

10:40 — What would you buy if you won the $1.2B Powerball? And how much would you give to your friends and family? What would the expectation be for the winner of the lottery be to pay for things?

25:15 — Cringy wedding toast

31:25 — Halloween slip of the tongue 

36:00 — Celebrating Peter’s birthday at Bag O Crab 

41:15 — Halloween shenanigans 

45:00 — Spooky show recommendations; Peter balks at watching horror movies on Halloween 

47:30 — Fishing cheating scandal update 

53:00 — Browns beatdown of Bengals and Joe Burrow’s struggles with Cleveland continue

56:50 — LeBron James renounces Cowboys fandom for Browns… doesn’t understand the irony of his decision 

1:01:40 — Nets fire Steve Nash, expected to hire Ime Udoka… does it rub you the wrong way? 

1:05:00 — Kyrie Irving promoting anti-semitism and faces backlash, but no penalty while Meyers Leonard was driven out of the NBA 

1:16:00 — Michigan vs. Michigan State fight… who is at fault and what will come of it? 

1:22:10 — Auburn fires Bryan Harsin and will pay out $37 million between him and Gus Malzahn in just 687 days; who will the Tigers target?

1:25:20 — College Football Playoff rankings released

1:35:25 — NFL trade deadline talk 

1:45:00 — Miguel is punished 

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5:00 — Halloween plans and costumes

9:50 — Carmenin Cider 

13:00 — Old Bay Vodka?!

15:20 — Peter shares the story of moving a piano

22:30 — Taste the Biscuit Remix 

25:00 — Panic! at the Disco covers ‘Into the Unknown’… and it sounds like a dying cat

28:30 — Trying to decipher what is being said in ‘Sugar, We’re Going Down’

32:00 — Taylor Swift’s new album and what fans of certain singers call themselves

35:00 — Barstool Sports steals Miguel’s hot take; Chargers continue to struggle; how preseason expectation taints your view of teams midseason

39:25 — Not betting the Packers or the Bucs for the rest of the season

43:25 — Old quarterbacks who just don’t have it anymore; Matt Ryan benched… but why?

46:15 — QB controversy in New England between Mac Jones and Bailey Zappe

48:50 —  Baker Mayfield benched for PJ Walker

51:30 — Thoughts on the Christian McCaffrey trade; 49ers a Super Bowl contender? NFC path forward, who is in the driver’s seat?

56:15 — Obscure note about the Week 8 of the NFL 

1:00:05 — Talk to me dirty corndogs

1:03:10 — Will CFP committee overlook Oregon’s 1-loss to Georgia if Ducks win out? Evaluating rankings ahead of the first CFP rankings are released

1:08:15 — Blind QB comparison; which would you rather have on your team? And why is one of these QBs not getting as much notoriety? Current Heisman Trophy odds 

1:15:00 — Paolo Banchero said he felt like a ‘zoo animal’ while at Duke 

1:18:45 — Mattress Mack could win $75M on Astros winning the World Series; crazy stat about the Phillies winning the World Series in the past 100 years; Braxton and Miguel make a bet  

1:24:10 — Braxton is double punished 

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1:50 — Welcome Chase Wild, Attorney At-Law

4:40 — Backwards hats and sock game 

9:30 — The backstory on Braxton’s relationship to CWAAL and the reason he became an attorney

12:30 — Braxton’s experience in the Big Apple; are NYC hot dog carts worth it? Which pizza spot was best? Seeing Beetlejuice on Broadway

19:00 — Sightseeing in Philadelphia, tailgating ahead of Sunday Night Football, commandeering beer

25:30 — Attending Sunday Night Football between the Eagles and Cowboys 

29:30 — Philly cheesesteak reviews

35:55— Peter shares a story about a man wearing a thong at a pumpkin patch 

39:10— Braxton and CWAAL tell embarrassing stories about each other— banana hammocks and streaking in horse masks

45:45 — Braxton proves just how bad of a friend he is… 

50:50 — The grossest thing Braxton has ever done for cash

58:15 — Tennessee upsets Alabama and then asks fans to pay for the goalposts and fine for rushing the field 

1:04:30 — Miguel and Peter both got baited by DraftKings

1:05:50 — Is Justin Herbert overhyped? 

1:12:45 — Are Broncos teammates over Russell Wilson’s schtick? Has Wilson lost the locker room? 

1:16:30 — After six weeks in the NFL, do we have an idea of what each team is all about? Re-predicting who will be in the NFL playoffs

1:23:20 — Is Tom Brady getting too much preferential treatment and is it wearing on his teammates?

1:27:00 — Looking back at Chiefs vs. Bills 

1:32:50 — Looking ahead to NFL Week 7; which games will be the most interesting?

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4:00 — Miguel’s punishment begins right away

14:30 — Study reveals nation’s best drive-thru restaurants as it relates to speed and service 

19:00 — KFC is bringing back a fan favorite food item  

21:10 — It’s too damn hot…bring on the fall weather

22:50 — BYU students being asked hypotheticals that they’re all clearly lying about; also, what is ‘Provo Pushing’ and is ‘Soaking’ not fooling anyone?

26:20 — Miguel goes to Canada and was racially profiled 

36:40 — Someone attempted to undermine voting during Fat Bear Week — Preserve Fat Bear Week Democracy!!!

42:00 — Is ‘bum’ derogatory? 

47:45 — How come Michael Jackson was never cancelled? 

50:15— Peter remains the worst at telling jokes 

54:00 — Deion Sanders vs. Eddie Robinson beef — Jackson St turned “Who is SWAC” on its head

1:01:10 — RG3 vs. LeSean McCoy beef 

1:05:20 — Draymond Green punches Jordan Poole

1:15:50 — Matt Rhule fired (as expected); is Baker Mayfield to blame in any of this?

1:19:10 — Roughing the passer has gotten out of hand 

1:22:00 — How many miles has Tom Brady thrown in passing? Also, Miguel is bad at math

1:27:00 — Browns vs. Chargers— revisiting the wild ending that almost cost LAC the game; paying off a bet; is Brandon Staley holding the Chargers back? ; is being too dependent on analytics the downfall of free-thinking?

1:33:40 — The weird rule that led to a high school football team’s win 

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2:45— Trombone champ… have you played it? Subjecting everyone to the viral video of the game sweeping the internet

6:40— Taste the biscuit — Braxton talks about going to the Michael Bible concert

9:15— How a surprise party was almost ruined 

13:15— This girl hates football… and doesn’t get it

17:15— Mike Leach provides wedding/marriage advice

21:50 — Braxton’s Philly accent impression

23:30— Miguel is heading to Canada… are all albinos from Canada?

29:00— Bi-MART has a stranglehold on the olds

31:05— Miguel has a side hustle scheme involving Costco’s lenient return policy 

33:20— How people got over on Blockbuster Video and RedBox 

36:30— Why do the ring tones when you call someone sound the same, never evolved?

44:50— The fishing controversy sweeping the internet — pro fisherman get caught stuffing fish with weights, filets… and chaos ensues

54:55— DK Metcalf carted off… to go to the bathroom 

57:30— Reacting to Antonio Brown exposing himself at a public pool 59:00— Garrett Bolles fat man dive… gotta appreciate the hustle 

1:00:10— Cute nicknames for your significant other? 

1:01:00— Thought exercise on QB comparisons… who would you rather take between anonymous QB A vs. QB B 

1:06:00— Rams offensive line woes on Monday Night Football; are the 49ers real?

1:09:00— Looking back at Week 4 in the NFL — waiting for the dust to settle to determine what teams are this season 

1:15:30— Tua head injury on TNF has led to protocol changes

1:26:40— Looking ahead to NFL Week 5, NCAAF Week 6; Braxton and Peter make a bet on Chargers-Browns 

1:31:40— Braxton gets punished 

6:45 -- Tailgating at the Oregon State Beavers game

13:00 — Braxton’s fiancé is not an enabler

19:25— College do-over… would you pick the same place or go to a school in a smaller city or one with big school pride? Worst place(s) to tailgate. 

26:50 — The Top 10 Websites that people spent the most money on in 2022. There are a couple of unexpected ones on the list. 

32:20 — Websites that don’t match up with their URL. Don’t google WhiteHouse.com… 

36:10 — Fast food fish power rankings; defining fast food vs. fast casual; why does Braxton hate fish?

40:15 — Beer shortage and the affects of supply chain issues; “manager’s special” experiences

45:50 — Peter accuses Braxton of being a hall monitor 

51:25— The honeymoon is over for Mario Cristobal and the Miami Hurricanes

54:30 — Oregon Ducks wild finish vs. Washington State Cougars; what the comeback sounded like in Spanish; WSU Coug’d it 

59:50 — Mike Tirico’s gaffe on Sunday Night Football calling a touchdown

1:00:45 — Chargers get boat raced by the Jags; Injuries mounting, Justin Herbert stays in late and should have been pulled 

1:06:15 — AFC West has been a letdown; Josh McDaniels closed door meeting, Broncos are a disaster, Chargers are injured, Patrick Mahomes and Eric Bienemy in-fighting

1:09:45 — Bills and Dolphins doesn’t turn into the shootout all expected; Chaotic ending leads to coach meltdown; why was Tua allowed to stay in the game after getting his bell rung?

1:17:10 — Bills OC Ken Dorsey’s meltdown after loss; Microsoft Surface destruction 

1:19:45 — Updated NFL MVP odds and other NFL awards in contention 

1:24:30 — Thoughts on the new ‘Smile’ movie and grassroots advertising at sporting events; ‘Dahmer’ is incredibly intense 

1:26:50 — Bye bye Pro Bowl 

1:28:55 — Gregg Popovich’s glaring admission about the Spurs

1:32:45 — Peter gets punished