IT JUST MAKES SEN$E

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0:00 — Welcome! Discovering Nathan Hartono and his (mis)use of Pastrami’s NIL 

4:30 — The guys are forced to self-edit for their safety

7:40 — RIP Jerry Springer; Maury was a savage; which daytime talk show would you go on: Jenny Jones, Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer, Maury; what would the situation be? Which studio audience would you want to be apart of most?

16:30 — New submission for the worst national anthem 

19:00 — Martha Stewart Swimsuit Magazine cover model 

22:15 — NBA Playoffs: Is the Warriors dynasty over? Steve Kerr says GSW wasn’t built to win a championship; can Bob Myers be objective enough to make the tough decision between Draymond Green and Jordan Poole? Is there a line in the sand that must be drawn between deciding between the two? And who would you choose?

33:15 — Joel Embiid has terrible self-awareness when talking about the 76ers downfall; James Harden disappears once again under the bright lights 

39:20 — Monty Williams fired by Suns despite having the best record over the last several years, becoming the latest scapegoat in the NBA; fair or foul? Peter wonders why Doc Rivers still has a job (spoiler alert: Doc Rivers was fired after the taping of this episode); Miguel reveals secret information about James Harden

48:55 — NBA news and nuggets; referee whose family loves the Celtics officiated Game 7; Julius Randle gets unfair criticism 

51:35 — Ja Morant in trouble over wielding a gun on Instagram Live (AGAIN); what’s going through his head? Will he ever learn his lesson? What is he trying to prove? What happens when he runs into someone who is ready to use one? 

1:06:05 — Predictions for the NBA conference championships; bets are placed 

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0:00 — Welcome

3:35 — Braxton’s love for Outback Steakhouse was an obsession many (even Braxton) didn’t realize; discussing which restaurants we’re obsessed with 

14:50 — Braxton is a big Timbers guy now; documenting his experience at a Portland Timbers match with a blacked out Jordan 

22:30 — Kentucky Derby festivities… what’s it like to bet on the ponies at a fancy country club; $288 million bet on the race, the most ever 

28:25 — Do you believe in hypnosis? Or is it a big ruse? 

36:45 — Did you own a big trampoline growing up? What “activities” have you engaged in on a trampoline? 

38:50 — NBA playoffs… CP3 is injured again, shocker; should Jokic have been suspended for his run-in with the Suns owner?; should owners and family members be relegated to box suites?

46:50 — Heat silently making their way to the ECF with Jimmy Butler; how role players are proving to be the biggest difference in the playoffs; Are the Lakers for real or will the Warriors come rallying back? Can Anthony Davis sustain his effort? 

59:40 — Bronny James picks USC over Oregon and Ohio State… surprising move? How long will he stay in college and how much influence will LeBron have on when he enters the Draft? Where might he be drafted? 

1:06:00 — Where does Steve Kerr rank among current NBA coaches? Did he piggyback off of someone else’s success? 

1:08:15  — Mike Budenholzer fired by Bucks… insane standards that will prove that the grass is not always greener 

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0:00 — Welcome!

4:00 — What’s the etiquette when you’re at a strip club? Are you going full Nick Chubb or are you trying to contain it? 

6:50 — Gen Z therapy… trying to understand the lingo of the younger generation and dissecting the cool lingo when we were kids

11:00 — This guy’s NSFW vows went terribly wrong… would you ever do what this guy did? 

16:00 — Wolf of Walsh Street — breaking down the NFL Draft; which team will live to regret their decisions? Surprise Will Levis fell? thoughts on Lamar Jackson and Jalen Hurts deals, Aaron Rodgers trade

50:10 — Post Walsh NFL Draft talk… did the Eagles have the best Draft? Texans look like they had a plan and stuck to it; any surprise that Will Levis didn’t go in the first round?

59:10 — NBA Playoffs… Miguel wins $100 from Peter with Warriors and Lakers series wins; second round playoff series match-ups is the best case scenario for the NBA;  what series is the most interesting? Ideal NBA Finals match-ups 

1:07:15 — No changing of the guard from old to new players in the NBA; veterans in the league still reign supreme; playoff experience matters, you need to have “that guy”

1:11:15 — who will be the next LeBron or Steph Curry, the face of the league? 

1:18:35 — Coach Prime doesn’t need to be a good coach, just a good motivator… but how long will his schtick last? Will his pump up talk fall of deaf ears if the team is losing?

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0:00 — Welcome! Braxton returns after traversing the world, discusses his courtside experience at a Jazz game and his time going on a Mexican cruise 

9:15 — What bothers you more than it should? Peter shares his thoughts about his unreasonable anger when it comes to people’s spatial awareness

17:50 — Aaron Rodgers to the Jets… what can we expect from the QB in the Big Apple? Are the Jets playoff or Super Bowl contenders? Will the media in NYC affect Rodgers’ play? Why it will and won’t work out. Do the Packers move on from Jordon Love?

33:10 — NFL players suspended for gambling… does the NFL need to change the rule in regards to betting on non-NFL games? 

37:25 — Jalen Hurts says he cares about winning championships not money… is Peter a hypocrite for his criticism of the Eagles QB?

47:35 — NFL Draft… who will get taken first? What rumors are smoke and mirrors right now? Will teams fall in love with a player regardless of red flags? Which team picking in the top-10 is most likely to mess things up? Is CJ Stroud… good?

57:30 — Colorado draws 46k to its Spring Game, 15 enter the transfer portal after it, bringing the total to 42 players since Coach Prime arrived... possible reasons for the mass exodus 

1:01:20 — College football to introduce a running clock on first down… love or hate? 

1:03:45 — NBA Playoffs; Bucks in trouble, Lakers have the Grizzlies on the ropes and Kings tough road ahead with De’Aaron Fox injury and a tied series vs. Warriors

1:11:30 — Is the NBA adjudicating punishments fairly? League office seems to be making up the rules as they go 

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0:00 — Welcome! Jordan joins the show 

4:55 — Listening to the most unhinged voicemail for a free piano on Craigslist 

10:30 — Jalen Hurts extension… is the $255M price tag worth it? Peter makes the case against paying the QB right now, is very much in the minority. Will his $51M AAV turn out to be a favorable deal by the end of its contract?

31:50 — NBA playoffs… are the Kings for real? Do the Lakers look the like best team in the West right now? Peter and Miguel make multiple bets. Lots of injuries in the playoffs, but what does that say for/against load management? Why are some players more susceptible to getting injured? 

38:55 — CJ McCollum calls out Zion Williamson… fair or foul?

44:30 — Why Trae Young may be traded in the offseason and why the two guard system in the NBA doesn’t work

49:55 — More NBA playoffs talk… Lakers winning with role players; can the Suns be trusted?; Russell Westbrook confrontation with a fan 

1:01:50 — MLB adjusts alcohol sales to end after the eighth inning, but that’s somewhat counter intuitive; Peter and Miguel convince Jordan become a streaker; the 9-9-9 challenge becomes nearly impossible with games being shorter

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0:00 — Welcome! Alex makes his return in Braxton’s stead (no, he’s not dead)

3:50 — Cursive is dumb… how much are you handwriting these days? 

8:55 — Was Breaking Bad good? Was Walter White mid? Alex pokes a hole in what many people consider as one of the best shows ever… and Miguel isn’t having it. 

22:00 — Do people actually like ‘Friends’…? What show is out there now relates to today’s young adult the most? 

24:30 — Will Levis puts mayonnaise in his coffee?! And eats bananas with the peel on?!

29:20 — Hot mic of mystery person moaning during ESPN’s First Take is cringeworthy… discussing what type of moan that moan was… 

32:50 — Were you a lunchables kid? What was your go-to hot lunch item at school as a kid? 

39:30  — What is a taste aversion or something that you ate/drank too much that you can’t stand it anymore? 

49:00 — Masters talk; Miguel wins another big bet on Jon Rahm; why Brooks Koepka collapsed on the final day; pace of play was a real issue; Phil Mickelson was on a tear; LIV vs. PGA drama; Jon Rahm manifests Masters win; Will Zalatoris withdraws from tournament due to injury; seeing Tiger Woods in pain was a major bummer

1:03:10 — Damian Lillard doesn’t want to go through a rebuild… what should the Blazers do? Tank and trade him or build around him? 

1:17:40 — NBA playoff talk; can the Kings make some noise or are the Warriors just that much more experienced, despite their terrible road record; Lakers one of the hottest teams in the NBA   

1:27:20 — Who will will the NBA championship? 

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• 0:00 Welcome! Where have we been?!
• 2:40 — Peter puts Jordan on blast for his lame soccer take
• 5:50 — Did Peter learn how to twerk?
• 7:30 — What would your approach be during a ‘Last of Us’ zombie apocalypse, doomsday scenario? Stay in your home? Post up in a mall? A Costco? Or establish your own city out in the wilderness…? Also, can you see yourself being a doomsday preparer? 
• 15:30 — Would you have let Xhibit pimp your ride? What would you put in it?
• 17:45 — More zombie apocalypse talk: Why we should all become more survivalists 
• 24:05 — Mach Madness talk Miguel wins $1k off March Madness bracket; Peter pisses off people at a bar
• 31:30 — Is UConn a blue blood? Why are the Huskies so under-recognized?
• 40:45 — Why hasn’t Kentucky won a championship despite having amazing recruiting classes? John Calipari is slow to adapt
• 43:50   — Women’s national championship game was so much better than the men’s game; which side do you fall on with Angel Reece vs. Caitlin Clark ‘You can’t see me’ taunt? Beef was created by everyone else— Women’s basketball won. 
• 55:00 — NBA playoff picture; Tired of the antics and entitlement in the NBA, sucks that there’s no rivalries; who is to blame in Dallas with Mavericks… Luka, Kyrie or management?
• 1:07:25 — Who will win The Masters? Some stats that might factor into betting decisions 

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• 0:00 — Welcome 
• 1:50 — Playing songs at inappropriate times; Peter details how he saw Titanic in the theaters for the 25th anniversary of the film’s release; seeing movies while you’re high
• 6:40 — The guys get hung up on how to say “police” in German
• 8:40 — Laughing is a very unique thing to a person, but is has it ever been a dealbreaker? 
• 10:25 — Braxton shares the story of how a high school baseball coach told an incredibly revealing story 
• 12:45 — Kim the stripper; how Miguel and Braxton both have stories
• 18:20 — Man sues Buffalo Wild Wings claiming restaurant falsely advertise their boneless wings; how far will frivolous lawsuits go?
• 22:10  — Peter joined the ranks of people in the friend group who recently had their junk examined by a doctor… getting old is fun
• 25:30 — Why abstaining from sex or masturbation can pose major health risks; is there such a thing as doing it too much? 
• 33:20 — Ja Morant finds himself in hot water after wielding a gun at a strip club during an Instagram Live post; Grizzlies star checks himself into counseling center 
• 37:50 — Kendrick Perkins misrepresents the diversity of voters for MVP in making his case against Nikola Jokic for MVP; does Joker deserve it for the third straight time? 
• 46:15 — Start, Bench or Cut: Damian Lillard, Kyrie Irving or Russell Westbrook 
• 51:10 — Who has had a better career: Damian Lillard or Russell Westbrook? 
• 55:25 — The Aaron Rodgers saga continues, but probably, maybe won’t have a resolution soon… who knows; Jimmy G to the Raiders— a good move? Is he better than Derek Carr? Bears making moves — trade away No. 1 overall pick; what will the Panthers do with the top pick? How will the Lamar Jackson saga end? Austin Ekeler’s trade request from Chargers 
• 1:10:10 — Would you rather: Your favorite team wins one Super Bowl in 50 years or your favorite team plays in, but loses 15 Super Bowls
• 1:12:30 — March Madness breakdown: Who will be this year’s Cinderella team? And will you fade yourself? What’s the recipe for a championship team?

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• 0:00 — Welcome!  
• 6:15 — Recapping the unexpected foot of snow that dumped on the Portland Metro area; how snow days have changed as an adult 
• 15:00 — Miguel talks about the exclusive Nike event that he went to where everyone dresses up all fancy and put on their nicest sneakers
• 19:45 — Revisiting a viral video from 2021 where someone goofed on girls announcing where they’re going to college, which Miguel and Braxton are seeing for the first time. 
• 21:40 —  Peter and Braxton debate over who is the bigger High School Musical fan
• 27:45 — CeeDee Lamb gets a giant back tattoo featuring Kobe Bryant… would you ever get a tattoo of another person?
• 31:25 — Aaron Rodgers’ darkness retreat in southern Oregon; what’s next for the QB and where might he end up?
• 37:45 — Jake Paul loses by split decision… is there any reason to care anymore? Is it over now from an interest standpoint? And why he should just join the WWE. 
• 49:25 — Should the Ravens pay or trade Lamar Jackson? Why Jackson representing himself makes for a sticky situation. 
• 1:04:45 — Damian Lillard’s random drug test after a career-high 71 points 
• 1:08:05 — Duke vs. UNC is College Gameday despite not having amazing record(s) because of course it is… no matter how bad these teams are, Duke-UNC will always rate; the deterioration of rivalry in sports is upsetting 

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Note: For those looking to help support Braxton's rehab and recovery, there's a GoFundMe set up!

LINK: https://gofund.me/7f04d951 

• 0:00 — Welcome! Where have we been? Braxton reveals details surrounding a major health scare that left him in a medically induced coma.
• 17:00 — Another Wheel of Fortune gaffe… how can this keep happening?!
• 20:45 — Would you bring a full rack of ribs onto an airplane? What would you do if someone did that?
• 26:00 — Are you watching the XFL? New rules, camera views, and the incorporation of betting are all intriguing. Will it stick around?
• 30:35 — Super Bowl recap: It was a hold… by the letter of the law, but you can’t make that call; how Andy Reid was playing chess not checkers vs. Nick Sirianni 
• 34:45 — Why did Eric Bienemy take a lateral move to the Commanders? Is he just not good enough to be a head coach? 
• 41:10 — NBA All-Star Game was a disaster… is it fixable? The ASG is becoming as irrelevant as the Pro Bowl.
• 46:30  — Is LeBron James to blame for players not participating in All-Star competitions? 
• 52:15 —  Anthony Edwards is on point with his Kobe Bryant take… PLAY
• 55:20 — Is all the player movement good for the NBA? Kevin Durant seems to think so… and how LeBron might be to blame
• 1:03:35 — Russell Westbrook joins the Clippers are the biggest FU to the Lakers… but can he blend in? And is the league softer than it has ever been?
• 1:12:00 — Tiger Woods’ tampon prank on Justin Thomas… fair or foul?