Attention! Alex and Ben are reporting for duty to dissect "The World's Worst Military Commanders" on "It Sucks To Be You"! Join your guides through the battlefield of bad decisions as they spotlight generals SO confident, they marched their troops into legendary defeat. We're talking Custer ignoring 10-to-1 odds, Braddock's bright red forest fashion show, Santa Anna's infamous siesta strategy, and the double-whammy of trying to conquer Russian winter. Get ready for stories where the ultimate "It Sucks To Be You" is getting killed because of your incompetent commander!

Welcome to another mind-blowing episode of "It Sucks To Be You"! Alex and Ben dive into the hilarious history of "Experts Who Saw Nothing Coming." From Dr. Dionysius Lardner's certainty that steamships could never cross the Atlantic, to Charles Duell's 1899 claim that "everything that can be invented has been invented," and IBM President Thomas Watson's infamous prediction of a world market for "maybe five computers" – these brilliant minds couldn't have been more wrong. Join us as we explore these spectacular face-plants into the wall of history and induct these forecasters into the Negative IQ Hall of Fame!

In this special episode, Alex and Ben present the ultimate trifecta of criminal disguise disasters! Meet three individuals who were SO confident in their disguise strategies,
 they couldn't see their own spectacular stupidity.First up: The Lemon Juice Bandit who genuinely believed citrus made him INVISIBLE to security cameras. Then, the Permanent Marker Masterminds who thought scribbling on their faces with Sharpies would conceal their identities. And finally, the crown jewel of our collection – The Duct Tape Mummy who wrapped his entire head in silver tape and could barely see, breathe, or move during his robbery attempt.Join us as we analyze,
mock, and celebrate the absolute pinnacle of Negative IQ in action. This isn't just a failure – it's a master class in overconfidence meeting underachievement!