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You know those times when a friend wants to talk about some unproven nonsense theory and you're simply having none of that? This one's kinda like that.
C.Wut.Ahapnd.Wuz
Episode 19 of 53
Are you ready for some football? American Football? The one with all the stoppages, replays and commercial interruptions? You are? I guess I'll get the popcorn ready...unless you're messing with me. Are you...?
C.Wut.Ahapnd.Wuz
Episode 18 of 53
This time I've gone green for the ghosts in the machine living in episode seventeen of these jumbled jelly beans filled with mediocre memes that ramble like daydreams coming apart at the seams.
What's that coach? I'm off the team? But there weren't even try-outs!
C.Wut.Ahapnd.Wuz
Episode 17 of 53
WARNING - this episode has two major errors which are addressed in a preamble I added to the original recording.
Sorry for not recognizing the errors in the moment and correcting them accordingly.
C.Wut.Ahapnd.Wuz
Episode 16 of 53
I hate thinking things because I was trained to think them things. Breaking that training however...thems the things I like!
C.Wut.Ahapnd.Wuz
Episode 15 of 53
You'll find poor decisions here galore. Should I bother commenting more? Talk about my cat who has a sore? Or how errant golfers should yell fore? Or that my grammar use is poor? For most of my life I was a whore? I buy my cereal at the store. I combine with milk which you should pour. I am a closeted fan of Thor? I eat the apple not the core? Masterpiece Theater is such a bore. Okay, okay... I'll show myself the door.
C.Wut.Ahapnd.Wuz
Episode 14 of 53
Learning lessons again. Maybe this time I'll pass the class...if you let me cheat off your test.
C.Wut.Ahapnd.Wuz
Episode 13 of 53
Working my frustrations out through physical activity isn't usually my thing but when it's been a while...
C.Wut.Ahapnd.Wuz
Episode 12 of 53
Is Lilly my hero? My nemesis? My guardian angel? My Tyler Durden? Does it matter? She is all of the above and I am better off becaue of it.
C.Wut.Ahapnd.Wuz
Episode 11 of 53
Yeah there are some lumps, bumps, stumbles and bumbles to correct already but that doesn't mean I won't go wandering off again and forget what I'm up to here.
C.Wut.Ahapnd.Wuz
Episode 10 of 53
From the publisher's feed
Hello universe!
As always, my greatest hope in this lifetime is to somehow, some way, get the chance to see you performing at your absolute best.
That day may not be today... I get…
Plainly stated it's become a flustercuck. One that's emerging right now in full cluster. The worst part is that I saw it happening in real time and did nothing to stop it. The blame falls directly on me.
And quite fairly.
For most of my existence I ignored the signs of collapse as they begged to be seen. I pretended the chicanery running rampant across reality would somehow fix itself without intervention.
I watched as truth become maleable, destroying facts in the process. Personal integrity was now a sign of weakness. Reach across the aisle? For what? Only losers compromise.
Winners take all.
Societal accountability? Never heard of it.
I'm clearly at fault for letting things deteriorate the way they did through my decisive inaction. Agree on that we do. However, all of us are now permitting the beat down 21st century life has become.
We aren't winning. Not even a little bit.
We're all bruised. We're all bewildered. We're all rudderless. We're all living as diminished versions of the true selves we arrived here to become. We all know this isn't how it's supposed to be.
Are we ufulfilled fundamentally?
Yep. Sure thing. In fact absolutely positively.
But not broken.
Because never, will I ever, come to a point where I lose my faith in you.
What we are capable of accomplishing by working alongside each other is mind-blowing. Our creative potential knows no limits in this universe! None.
In fact today, together, let's embrace our best selves and bask in the fulfillment that inspires. My humanity is ready to ascend.
I hope yours is too!