It's All My Fault

I really don't want to admit how hard it is to keep my stitches together these days but the evidence, as they say, is mounting. For example, the episode herein.

The NYT might call it "A drizzly flea market bazaar excursion that ends with you realizing you locked your keys in the car." - 3 out of 4 Stars

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• Episode 39 of 53

How distant from organized religion have I been throughout life?

Answers to that and other questions you don't care about await you now, here, in this recorded diary.

I mean...if you have nothing better to do...seriously. You probably do...but it's your call so I'll just leave you to it.

C.Wut.Ahapnd.Wuz

• Episode 38 of 53

Hi-ho-hi-ho no job for me to go d-d dum dum dum d-d dum dum dum hi-ho hi-ho-hi-ho.

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• Episode 37 of 53

Measured, balanced, self-assured, cautious...sober I think. I may have been a bit of these in my past, but never have I been the total package all in one spacetime reality. I had no idea I was even capable of that.

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• Episode 36 of 53

There is a limit to the abuse one can endure. Today that limit was realized.

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• Episode 35 of 53

I'm up to the job today, at least so far. Later on today or tomorrow, well that may be another story.

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• Episode 34 of 53

Out in the crisp zero degree weather this lovely morning my mind thawed out some cold memories of frozen yore that I had completely forgotten about. Yes, it's that cold.

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• Episode 33 of 53

73 minutes of meandering about alcohol, gambling and Zebra needing my help. Did I also mention how exhausted I am right now? I'm not sure anyone other than myself should even consider listening to this one.

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• Episode 32 of 53

My mood's so good I could be made of wood.

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• Episode 31 of 53

Has there been any progress minimizing my mistakes? Negative toast writer.

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• Episode 30 of 53