It's Embert

Today, Embert is giving his opinion on drug use and abuse. While he delivers his message in typical Embertese, his opinions might surprise you. Embert also talks about the website https://help.org and suggests visiting it if you do have a drug or alcohol addiction. But this isn't all lectures and such from Embert. Be amazed!

Today, Embert answers questions from three fans (below) for his Easter show.  Send Embert an email to [email protected] with your questions, comments, or topics you'd like him to cover! Happy Easter!!

Questions:

Hey embert I hope you have a fun easter. So my mom said for easter we are getting chicken from the grocery store deli and potato wedges. I told her it is easter and we have to have ham and I expect her to make a ham or I am not eating anything. She said I am out of control. What do you think? Tammy

Embert, will your grandson be on any shows with you? Thx, David

Dear Mr. Embert,

What did you do for work before you retired? How many jobs did you have? My generation tends to have a lot of jobs for only a year or two at a time. I don’t understand why.

Love your show!

Dianna

In this episode, Embert gives a real solution to inflation, so easy that you'll kick yourself for not coming to terms with it yourself long, long ago. Whether it's a new car, gasoline, groceries... anything... Embert will give you "the secret" to completely squashing inflation. It takes a village... so be sure to share this insightful information with everyone you know, and ask them to do the same!

Embert becomes enraged when he sees a video on Twitter of a gay student at school being bullied. He tells us about "back in his day" how the kids decided someone was gay. But he has uncovered the secret to spot someone that is probably gay or curious without saying a word. It's pretty scientific!

If you're listening to the podcast rather than the video, visit https://twitter.com/ItsEmbert/status/1515076813961277442 to see the post on Twitter that Embert is referring to.

NOTE: This is not a video about HOW TO bully people nor does Embert encourage it AT ALL!

Embert has been watching Angry Grandma on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/c/AngryGrandma) and just loves everything about her and her mischievous grandson Jake. Embert shares some highlights about Angry Grandma and recommends her. He isn't paid to recommend her. He doesn't say it on the video/podcast, but he would love to go on a date with her! LOL  (Also on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/TheAngryGrandmaYoutube)

Embert ordered some "Digestive Biscuits" from Amazon expecting something comparable to Pillsbury. That's not what he got when he ordered food that comes from the United Kingdom! He'll explain so you won't make the same mistake he did!

Embert explains how we started this podcast after learning about Anchor at Anchor.FM. In this episode, he talks about the podcaster Jonesy who runs the Weird AF News podcast. 

Embert knows Sugar Daddy as a candy, but today, he learns that it has a whole different definition when a prospective Juror in the Parkland school shooter trial says she can't do jury duty because she has to see her sugar daddy daily. He is not pleased.

Embert answers viewer/listener questions in this episode:

Dear Embert,

Do you have any tattoos? If so, what are they of? If not, do you want one? If not, what if you were forced to get one. What would you get it of?

Hi Embert!

I like your show so far. I hope it is a big hit! Have you ever eaten someone’s lunch at work or has someone ever eaten yours? I have a coworker that does that all the time. Can I do something like give her a laxative?  Kelly

Embert, there’s this girl I wanna ask out. I’m only 22 so I am shy. What’s a good pickup line? I was thinking of saying hey baby let’s roll. What do you think? Danny

This is Embert's official debut video. OMG, we have to do something about the lighting. His face looks ghost white. He only had his upper dentures in so he sounds like it. He's wearing sunglasses because he's mad about the bright light on to help the video (well, maybe not so much help it appears), and he complains because he doesn't have his blue sweater which he loves to wear constantly!  OMG his lips!! He looks like a total ghost. Anyhow, he's covering the whole Will Smith/Chris Rock scandal in this first official video!