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A truck accident causes candy to spread all over the highway, but Embert is more concerned about the dangers of fentanyl in Halloween candy. This is the most serious episode Embert has ever released! Listen and share PLEASE!

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Embert treads lightly into the abortion debate, but not triggered by what you might expect. You also might find that you struggle and play tug of war with your conflicting opinions as Embert does. A serious topic, but delivered in Embertese, so challenging but worth listening!

From a quarter to $40, Embert gives us the history of his lawn mowing costs as well as some beneficial advice to parents.

Off the deep end, as you should expect, Embert points the finger at the people responsible for the baby formula shortages and gives some very important advice to moms that are making their own baby formula from scratch. It's worth listening to the end!

Embert hears all the cries from the poor souls that took out student loan debt only to find they can't pay for it. Embert has some simple advice on how to pay for it or eliminate it with minimal impact to taxpayers.  What could it be? Listen/watch and find out!

Today, Embert gives his thoughts on Elon Musk (or Monks as he calls him despite all the practice runs) taking over ownership of Twitter. He also records this entire episode with his microphone on the floor (which amazingly still recorded well), realizes it at the end, and cuts out his own audio while talking about it. It also sounds like he breaks wind toward the end as he leans forward, but it has been verified this was the chair, not wind breaking... although he does burp at one point in the show... again... and explains how jelly beans are the culprit. Oh, Embert!

Brandon Puckett lost his wallet in Fort Wayne, IN while attending a baseball game. It turns out it was wedged between the seats and was found eight months later by an employee. Embert is overjoyed to see that there is some good left in this world, jaded by the events of the past several years. This is a case of "Let's Go Brandon" meant for an actual Brandon in a good way.

Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida's Senate approved removing Walt Disney's special privileges which will now force them to pay billions in taxes if it doesn't fall through or get reversed on a commitment from Disney. Embert is all excited. He knows he can't move to Florida because Weird AF News cautions against it with their Florida Fridays, but he knows this will be a financial boost for the citizens of Florida. What to do? What to do?

Embert learns that a Texas woman tried to buy a baby at Walmart for $500,000 and he GOES OFF! He also talks about sex trafficking and gives some tips on how to help your kids avoid being kidnapped. He also tells us about the time HE was kidnapped at age 4. Embert's on fire as usual!