In honor of our movie's subject, we're not even going to try to be talkative here.

We break all the rules for Star Wars in a special extra-long show. Well, there's really only two rules, but we do break both of them.

Let's see how delicately we can put this: holy shit this movie is amazing.

DAH DAH DAH DAH, DAH DAH DAH!

Sorry, all I can think of is the James Bond Theme over and over again. Because this movie is so awesome.

Anyone else think feel like before it was a Spielberg movie "Bridge of Spies" sounds like it would have been a hair-metal power ballad? "On a BRIIIIIIIIIIDGE... of SPIIIIII-EEEE-IIIIIIEEEEESS!"

Just me?

It's like a riddle: if you make a ghost movie that doesn't really have anything to do with ghosts, will people hate it?

(Spoiler: god let's hope so.)

MATT DAMON! GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!

Wait. You already did. That's the problem.

Carry on.

Chicaaaaaago, Chicaaaaago, that toddlin' town...

What, sorry, I was singing old Sinatra songs to take my mind off this tire fire of a movie.

New podcast contest: some sort of silly non-prize to the best person who can come up with a spelling for that noise that Ian McKellen makes. Also, hey, Sherlock Holmes is fun.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make a good Mission Impossible movie when your name isn't Brian DePalma or Brad Bird.

It is called Mission IMPOSSIBLE, mind.