We started working on this podcast 10 years ago and somehow it STILL isn't finished.

You know, at some point, there's only so many robots you can send back in time.

You wouldn't think the word "offensive" would get thrown around so many times as regards a movie about dinosaurs. And yet, here we are.

The return of Max Rockatansky brings the first true split decision to our fair podcast, and it's a 29-28/29-28/30-27 humdinger. Nobody in the movie wears seatbelts and neither did we, and those were mistakes.

We finally get around to seeing Joss Whedon's little indie remake of Pinocchio. It goes pretty well, all things considered.

It's about family.

Jupiter Ascending is what you get when you take really bad acid, and then fall down a flight of stairs, and then make a movie.

It turns out that ignorance does in fact have some unexpected virtues, one of which is deciphering Alejandro Innaritu's Birdman. We mean deciphering in the fun way. That's a thing, right?

Spoiler: Bradley Cooper and Clint Eastwood are really, really, really good. (This, admittedly, is not much of a spoiler.)

It turns out that we do not, in fact, know when to fold them. Which is why we saw the deeply-flawed remake of The Gambler starring Mark Wahlberg. And why we make that joke. Yeah, we know. We apologize.